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    IskaralPustAndy Cush
    5/06/16 12:45pm

    “Members are sworn to silence about what goes on inside, and are bound by tradition to leave the room whenever a non-Bonesman mentions the group’s name in their presence.”

    Man, college students in 1832 were so sensitive.

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      DumpsterbabyIskaralPust
      5/06/16 12:48pm

      It was their safe space.

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      pedal-forceIskaralPust
      5/06/16 12:56pm

      Sounds like a great trick to make them leave the room though.

      “Damn, here comes W again.”

      “No problem, watch this. Skull and Bones”

      “Dude, how’d you do that?”

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    Pink SkullAndy Cush
    5/06/16 12:44pm

    1650 pages? I would tl;dr this at 1650 words.

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      IAmNotADamnWriterPink Skull
      5/06/16 12:47pm

      Is there that much to say about George W. Bush?

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      SnakeMcEyepatchPink Skull
      5/06/16 12:51pm

      “Paddled Tom again.”

      “Caught masturbating in shower while snorting cocaine.”

      What can they possibly have 1650 pages of?

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    Portlandnative1984Andy Cush
    5/06/16 12:51pm

    Andy- post on Sadiq Khan is needed right now. Please!

    The UK election news is everywhere but here.

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      Masshole JamesPortlandnative1984
      5/06/16 1:12pm

      We barely care about our own country.

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      Portlandnative1984Masshole James
      5/06/16 1:14pm

      It is such big news though! They need at least one post.

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    Masshole JamesAndy Cush
    5/06/16 12:48pm

    1600 of the 1650 pages will be them sodomizing each other while screaming “no homo!”

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeMasshole James
      5/06/16 12:49pm

      No way it’s that small a percentage.

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      ChozoRuinsMasshole James
      5/06/16 12:55pm

      And in true northeastern tradition, it best be with pinecones.

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    RobertMadooAndy Cush
    5/06/16 12:47pm

    I’d love to see the records about him going AWOL even after getting a cushy, domestic position during the Vietnam War.

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      DumpsterbabyRobertMadoo
      5/06/16 3:50pm

      That was the most classic example of Rove ratfucking ever, what they did to Rather. Rove had done it before, several times, in other campaigns, and he did it when he dangled that CD ROM in front of the Gore campaign. He had this jiu-jitsu move where if his candidate had a weakness, he would leak it to the other side himself, but in some tainted fashion, then if the other side runs with it, their info gets discredited, and then any further real, accurate evidence is also discredited. Its kinda like an inoculation.

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      MWarnerMDumpsterbaby
      5/06/16 4:03pm

      It still astonishes me that in 2004 the GOP managed to successfully paint Kerry (a decorated war vet who voluntarily enlisted for active combat duty during Vietnam) as some kind of treasonous, troop-hating pacifist wimp, while painting Bush (a spoiled rich drunk fuckup who used family connections to secure a cushy bullshit stateside posting to avoid any possibility of seeing combat) as some kind of rugged, seasoned military hero. They managed to completely flip these these two men’s military service into a polar opposite image of what it actually was in reality. Karl Rove really is an evil genius at election shit.

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    Jerry-NetherlandAndy Cush
    5/06/16 1:24pm

    Pfft. The secret societies of Oxford snicker.

    Cocaine? Natch’. Paddling? Of course. But do Yalies fuck pigs?

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      Ed SpockAndy Cush
      5/06/16 12:55pm

      A leaked picture of the initiation ceremony

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        raincoasterAndy Cush
        5/06/16 1:32pm

        What was the National Archives doing with them in the first place? You’d think Skull and Bones members would have more sense of security, except OH DUH they run the government.

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          MWarnerMAndy Cush
          5/06/16 3:56pm

          You are all going to be very disappointed at how boring the information in these will be. The Yale Secret societies are basically just frats that cultivate a weird and spooky image to impress outsiders. They do little at their actual meetings besides drink and talk.

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            Hollow_LogAndy Cush
            5/06/16 1:04pm

            You’re going to be let down when you learn that these records are just W’s notes on watching the show starring David Boreanaz while drinking Dan Aykroyd’s vodka.

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