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    festivusaziliGabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 3:30pm

    Taco bowls? Lemon rice and pepper jack cheese in a burrito? Fuck you, Donald. I was willing to look past the wall, the deportation, the racism, the insults; all of it. But shitty Tex-Mex food is a bridge too far.

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      HesterMofetfestivusazili
      5/05/16 3:47pm

      It’s like if your midwestern grandmother made a burrito.

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      BIMming ItHesterMofet
      5/05/16 3:58pm

      YAY! I get to share my story about my first time eating Mexican food in the midwest (Omaha, NE).

      I moved there from southern California when I was 10. My family decided to get some Mexican food from, as I recall, the only Mexican food place in the city besides a couple fast-food joints (which, unsurprisingly balked at my request for a quesadilla... as though I was speaking Chinese).

      I was really excited. It had been a couple months since we moved, and I was raised on Mexican food, so this was going to be a treat.

      I ended up ordering a ‘wet’ shredded beef burrito, and when it finally arrived, I looked upon it in horror as I realized not only what crime had been committed against me, but the bleak future that was to come.

      The ‘wet’ on their burrito was: BROWN FUCKING GRAVY. Slathered on to the point I couldn’t even see tortilla anymore. It was thick, greasy and, as excepted, did not compliment the dish. After that trip, we cooked all of our Mexican dishes at home.

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    dothedewGabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 3:21pm

    I guarantee he did not take a bite of that food. Somehow I can’t see him eating anything spicy. For Donald they need to start celebrating Cinco de Mayonnaise

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      DashleyinCalidothedew
      5/05/16 3:26pm

      It actually looks really tasty? But I haven’t had lunch yet, so that might explain it.

      Anyhow, I’m sure his fancied-up Taco Bell value meal is gonna win him a few more Hispanic voters - good job Donny.

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      Kenhe Logindothedew
      5/05/16 3:28pm

      With his raging narcissism, more like Cinco de MeO.

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    MolierthanthouGabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 3:23pm

    If I type what I really want to I will get a visit from the CIA or FBI. The guy is the Antichrist.

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      Masshole JamesMolierthanthou
      5/05/16 3:31pm

      I’ve been thinking that something went awry last fall and we descended down the road into the darkest timeline but now I’m beginning to think we’ve ended up in the stupidest timeline.

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      Cyber Mind GrrlMasshole James
      5/05/16 3:35pm

      It all started in 2000 when the Supreme Court decided our fate.

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    whorangeGabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 3:30pm

    Also, Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican holiday — not Hispanic. Hispanic refers to people from Latin America and Spain. Of course, he doesn’t give a shit.

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      GrumpyEaglewhorange
      5/05/16 3:31pm

      Neither do his supporters. They still refer to tacos as "Spanish food."

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      redeyeGrumpyEagle
      5/05/16 3:53pm

      His supporters refer to the Spanish language as “Mexican”.

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    Kenhe LoginGabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 3:28pm

    Taco Bowls? Is it 1993?

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      Cam/ronKenhe Login
      5/05/16 3:30pm

      “Dude, I’m soooo high. I need a 7-Layer Burrito, man. Hey, play some Primus.”

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      opiumsmabytchCam/ron
      5/05/16 3:32pm

      Hey you leave Primus out of this!

      Wait....

      *remembers 7 quadrillion taco references in Primus songs.....

      DAMMIT!!!

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    Scranton's Banana ProblemGabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 3:20pm

    How does he manage to get a grip on that fork with his tiny baby doll hands?

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      dothedewScranton's Banana Problem
      5/05/16 3:22pm

      Um, tiny fork?

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      opiumsmabytchScranton's Banana Problem
      5/05/16 3:25pm

      It’s like how they filmed hobbit scenes in LOTR, everything is scaled.

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    TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Gabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 3:25pm

    Trump loves taco bowls because they’re as authentic as he is.

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      El_GodinezTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      5/05/16 3:33pm

      Nothing like lumping all Hispanics into a Mexican holiday that is barely celebrated Mexico (unless you are from Puebla).

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      amgarreTRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)
      5/05/16 3:51pm

      He loves Mexicans! See! He’s a better Mexican than the Mexicans!

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    ReburnsABurningReturnsGabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 3:25pm

    Still advertising his businesses while he’s a Presidential candidate?

    Classy as usual.

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      Pedestrian2000ReburnsABurningReturns
      5/05/16 3:58pm

      Hey, the man knows how to sell! That’s exactly the type of business savvy that’s gonna bring back the old pencil factory that my town was built around!

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      ReburnsABurningReturnsPedestrian2000
      5/05/16 4:01pm

      The best part of this joke is that I actually think it is a good approximation of what your average Trump supporter thinks.

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    bourbon.p.millerGabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 4:17pm

    I don’t have a better place to put this but I recently took a job at a company I won’t disclose because you all know it. The CEO, who is about as attractive as Donald Trump, today tried to put a sombrero on my head and make me “sing a Mexican” song to the company. When I demurred because hello cultural appropriation, he called me a loser. Back to the job search!

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      shelwoodbourbon.p.miller
      5/05/16 4:48pm

      I’m so sorry. When you find a new job, can you confirm this was Papa John?

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      bourbon.p.millershelwood
      5/05/16 5:10pm

      Worse than that!

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    Chamomiles DavisGabrielle Bluestone
    5/05/16 3:32pm

    Pictured: A crusty vessel, filled with old meat and topped off with cheesy-looking strands, known to induce the occasional bouts of nausea; a taco salad.

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      steinoChamomiles Davis
      5/05/16 3:53pm

      Funny, but I’m worried people won’t understand the semicolon that designates the end of a list item.

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      Deadly the EternalChamomiles Davis
      5/05/16 4:48pm

      But enough about Trump, what about the taco bowl?

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