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IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerBrendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:27am
His “insincere smile”? Jesus, Doc! That’s what you hang your analysis on? By that logic, 90% of humanity helped kill Kennedy; including Kennedy himself! Insincere smiles are part and parcel of the social contract everybody uses to make it through each and every day. Without mine, I wouldn't make it though practically any interaction with anybody.
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  NefertittiesIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
  5/03/16 9:34am
  No, it’s not just that. I took out my scrabble board (as I trust Brendan also did, but won’t as readily admit) and spread out the letters spelling “Ted and Rafael Cruz”. Turns out it’s an anagram for “A Crazed Nude Fart”. Now who’s got egg on their face?
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  Ed SpockIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
  5/03/16 9:37am
  The American Medical Association actually killed Kennedy by lying to him about his blood pressure readings to the point where a sudden spike caused the vessels in his head to explode.
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Ed SpockBrendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:32am
Speaking of conspiracy theories.

Trump isn’t going to be President. I can prove, beyond any doubt this whole thing is Andy Kaufman’s masterpiece. Observe…….

- They’re both roughly the same age.

-Kaufman “died” in 1984. Trump’s fame rose to national levels around the same time. Clearly Andy had been playing both roles before then and decided it was no longer possible to do both and faked his death to focus on playing Trump.

-There are 11 letters in Donald Trump and Andy Kaufman.

-One of Kaufman’s most infamous acts was humiliating women by wrestling with them. Trump loves to humiliate women all the time.

-One of Kaufman’s most well know stand up bits was to read from the story “The Great Gatsby” a story about a super wealthy playboy who lives near New York City.

-In the movie “Home Alone- Lost in New York.” Trump has a cameo appearance. One of the stars of the film was Joe Pecsi, who also starred in “Casino”. Trump owns a casino.

-On the TV show Taxi, Kaufman played an immigrant who was from some unnamed country, but seemed to clearly be a country in Eastern Europe. Trump’s first and third wives are from Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia. Kaufman’s character also married a woman from the same unnamed country.

-Taxi took place in New York. Trump lives in New York

-Kaufman’s Taxi-co star Christopher Lloyd traveled to the year 2015 in Back to the Future II, the same year Donald Trump declared his candidacy for President.

-Judd Hirsch, another co-star on Taxi, was in the movie Independence Day the sequel of which is being released in 2016, the year Trump would be elected President.

So everyone just relax and look forward to when Andy Kaufman reveals the truth. What a genius!
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  DirkDaringlyEd Spock
  5/03/16 9:42am
  Hirsch is in the sequel. I think that only strengthens your argument however.
  
  2016 - Kaufman vs. Zodiac
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  Ed SpockDirkDaringly
  5/03/16 9:44am
  Thanks. I thought I read he wasn’t in it, I edited to reflect that he is
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Beet ArthurBrendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:44am
I don’t know which part of this story is creepier. That Ted Cruz’s father (supposedly) hung around Lee Harvey Oswald. OR The story of them praying on their knees for hours to decide if Ted should run for president?

We were on our knees for two hours seeking God’s will. At the end of that time, a word came through his wife, Heidi. And the word came, just saying, “Seek God’s face, not God’s hand.”

If the sought God’s Hand instead of his face would he have opened up a 7-11? What does it all mean?
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  Sluicer's ghostBeet Arthur
  5/03/16 9:51am
  Hand job.
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  jokepitchBeet Arthur
  5/03/16 9:56am
  The latter is definitely creepier. Hope that clears things up. :)
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MartyBassholeBrendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:26am
“We were on our knees for two hours seeking God’s will. At the end of that time, a word came through his wife, Heidi. And the word came, just saying, “Seek God’s face, not God’s hand.””

I wonder if she uses the same technique at her Wealth Management position at Goldman Sachs.

Also, these people are fucking nuts.
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  Masshole JamesMartyBasshole
  5/03/16 9:39am
  Don’t forget when she openly bragged that her husband is going to bring a Christian version of Sharia Law to America.
  
  http://occupydemocrats.com/2016/02/11/heidi-cruz-my-husband-is-here-to-bring-christian-sharia-law-to-america-2/
  Christians are loving people, are nonjudgmental people [LOL!], but there is right and wrong, we have a country of law and order, there are consequences to actions and we must all live peaceably in our own faiths under the Constitution. And Ted is uniquely able to deliver on that combination of the law and religion.”
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  weebleswobbleMartyBasshole
  5/03/16 9:41am
  I was just thinking how intensely tedious their kind of Christianity must be. After 5 minutes I would have jumped up speaking in tongues and said “saw him, he’s in, let’s go get some bagels and lox.”
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ARP2Brendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:34am
You reap what you sow Republicans.

1. You’ve kept your followers at a simmer with every sort of nutty conspiracy theory and now they’re using it on each other. The fact that it’s not true, no longer matters.

2. We tolerate Republicans and conservatives saying that they know what God wants with such ease. What if HRC said that God wants me to be president? Or Pelosi saying that God wants the ACA passed? They’d go crazy(ier).
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  IanARP2
  5/03/16 9:48am
  So if/when Hillary wins, what will they say? Will they say that God wanted that? How will they spin that? I hope someone calls them out on that bullshit.
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  LandoSystemARP2
  5/03/16 9:57am
  I think there’s a part of this discourse that they have to leave unsaid. It’s like George Carlin once said about prayer before a football game: No one ever says, “Jesus made me drop the ball.” Look at the last election: Mormons did all kinds of fasting and such to ensure that Mitt would win. I’ve never seen any articles regarding how Mormons reconciled their efforts with his loss to a Black man.
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ThePriceofEggsinMaltaBrendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:26am
Trump v. Cruz v. National Enquirer.

I am rooting for the meteor.
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  Sluicer's ghostThePriceofEggsinMalta
  5/03/16 9:49am
  No, Ebola
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  kareemaSluicer's ghost
  5/03/16 10:05am
  Cthulhu.
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Hollow_LogBrendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:34am
I am crossing my fingers that Sarah Palin weighs in. Hearing Palin say "grassy knoll" is bucket list material.
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  jokepitchHollow_Log
  5/03/16 9:58am
  Bet she pronounces the K in knoll. Or thinks it’s some guy called Grassy Noel.
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  Jason98Hollow_Log
  5/03/16 10:08am
  Show some respect for America’s greatest slam poet.
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ChozoRuinsBrendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:22am
Trump’s probably right. Like father, like son.
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  Sluicer's ghostChozoRuins
  5/03/16 9:48am
  Well, they are both wetbacks, so yeah.
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Kenhe LoginBrendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:32am
Jeb Bush’s father was in Dallas when JFK was murdered he was probably Rafael’s handler.
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  Sluicer's ghostKenhe Login
  5/03/16 9:50am
  So was Nixon...
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  Michael ZaiteKenhe Login
  5/03/16 2:47pm
  Jeb Bush’s Father? George H. W. Bush. Who would later become the DIRECTOR OF THE CIA during Laos and Cambodia?
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Dave Brendan O'Connor
5/03/16 9:29am
Considering how his son is the Zodiac Killer, I am not seeing a logical flaw in this theory.
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