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AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoRachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 9:12pm
Ted Cruz is DEFINITELY not the zodiac killer. He wasn’t even on this planet yet. So can we stop this ridiculousness! Everyone knows getting here from Gorrhruop takes at least a thousand years. And like once he got here he was so busy murdering neighborhood dogs and drinking the blood of ten thousand squirrels that he had literally zero time to murder people and send clues to newspapers. He didn’t even have human fingers yet! And he thought a newspaper was some sort of new kind of spaper! (A spaper is a kind of dainty flute used to disembowel small children on his home planet! So yes he thought it sounded fun but he had no human money to purchase one!) What he’s supposed to type with the 8-9 claw like appendages that come from his face mouth! Oooookay. And he wasn’t even really a he yet! He had both male and female genitalia as well as a sturdy set of antlers and many butt holes. Like the zodiac killer had many, many butt holes?? That’s just spitting in history’s face! Although, Ted Cruz couldnt even spit when he got here because his saliva was made of acid. He sure ruined a few alleys with THAT problem.

So TrusTed if he was the zodiac killer, all of humanity would be dead!
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  lillie, warrior queenAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
  5/02/16 9:25pm
  classic.
  
  But Ted is the zodiac killer.
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  deerlady83AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
  5/02/16 9:27pm
  
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  Look it's hard taking a human form. God. Give Ted a break.
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Angelica SchuylerRachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 9:01pm
second rule of politics:

if you’re explaining, you’re losing.
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  Angelica SchuylerAngelica Schuyler
  5/02/16 9:07pm
  also, i love you for sampling Great Mouse Detective
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  yousayclamato, joeAngelica Schuyler
  5/02/16 10:21pm
  “I’m not a witch!”
  
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BeaBull ApocalypseRachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 9:07pm
The Indiana pro.ary is tomorrow and I’m really torn. I can vote for Bernie in a noble but losing cause or I can vote for Trump and do my part to assist in the destruction of the Republican Party. I know that Hils will win anyway and I will vote for her in the general but this seems like too good a chance to pass up.
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  Angelica SchuylerBeaBull Apocalypse
  5/02/16 9:12pm
  I’ll say this: I’ve voted crossover before, but never for the worst candidate.
  
  I firmly believe in voting for whoever the best case scenario is in either party. If I were you, I’d either vote for who I really wanted in the Dem primary, or do a least-of-evils thing in the GOP. Purposefully voting for the worst candidate is like, as my mother says, cutting off your nose to spite your face.
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  Marlene FreaktrickBeaBull Apocalypse
  5/02/16 9:19pm
  wait you can vote as both a democrat and a republican?
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GELLA - LLAPRachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 9:15pm
Zodiac Killer reincarnate
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  deerlady83GELLA - LLAP
  5/02/16 9:29pm
  
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  GELLA - LLAPdeerlady83
  5/02/16 9:31pm
  
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Hank ScorpioRachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 11:34pm
Humanoid Ratigan

I will be so sad when the campaign is over and these nicknames go away.

not being a sadistic serial killer

Worth pointing out that she only says he’s not the Zodiac Killer. She doesn’t deny that he’s a different serial murderer. The February 9 Killer, the West Mesa Bone Collector, the Highway of Tears Murderer... he could really be any of these.
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  BeckyOggHank Scorpio
  5/03/16 12:47am
  Any of these? Or ALL of them?
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  meritxell: an erotic lifeHank Scorpio
  5/03/16 1:14am
  Ummm maybe people would stop serially-killing if they weren’t being given super awesome names for doing so.
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Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaRachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 9:08pm
Someone help Hedi and her children escape.
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  spotofluffCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
  5/02/16 9:15pm
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  Jessaminaspotofluff
  5/02/16 9:37pm
  This is my favourite of all time.
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Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Rachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 9:46pm

The proof is damning Heidi. But you bury your head in the sand UNTIL TED MURDERS YOU AND LITERALLY HAS BURIED YOU IN THE SAND.
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  spotofluffOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
  5/02/16 9:58pm
  I know bots don’t age well but he aged REALLY POORLY
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  mwittierOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
  5/02/16 9:58pm
  LITERALLLLY
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murkydismalRachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 9:44pm
You just made my fucking night with the Ratigan reference.

Face-wise I agree but style-wise I definitely see more of Vincent Adultman.
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  Restingcatfacemurkydismal
  5/02/16 10:32pm
  I divide villains into categories of sexy or not sexy, because some villains’ villainy is at least fun, and Ratigan has sharp features and a good voice so “would do,” but would never, ever do Ted Cruz.
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  murkydismalRestingcatface
  5/02/16 10:36pm
  
  This is more Ted Cruz’s vibe in animation form. The opposite of sexy.
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Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Rachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 9:34pm
Oh yeah sure this guy is totally not the zodiac killer.

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  GELLA - LLAPOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
  5/02/16 9:38pm
  OMFG
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  deerlady83Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
  5/02/16 9:39pm
  
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDRachel Vorona Cote
5/02/16 9:05pm
*TED IS TOTALLY THE ZODIAC KILLER AND IS HOLDING ME AND MY DAUGHTERS HOSTAGE PLEASE HELP*
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