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    BobbySeriousSam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:09pm

    Just so I’m clear, to these insane people on the right....there are all these men who have been waiting to rape their daughters, they just couldn’t figure out a way to do it until now? LOL, like, they would have loved to rape them in the bathroom before, but you know, they weren’t allowed in there, so.....

    The truth is I believe the members the American Family Association are the sickest sexual deviants of them all. I mean remember the old GEICO commercials that featured Maxwell the Pig? And remember how the AFA accused the company of promoting “bestiality”. Sorry, you have to already have thoughts of pig fucking in your head to even think of such a thing.

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      stacyinbeanBobbySerious
      5/02/16 2:11pm

      And apparently we’re supposed to believe that these people actually CARE about rape now. LOL.

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      Sam BiddleBobbySerious
      5/02/16 2:16pm

      Bathroom equality is the opening that all potential rape-doers have been holding out for, all along

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    Murry ChangSam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:11pm

    Yeah good on them! I only shop at stores where a Bathroom Cop checks your equipment before you go in the room and then you get a happy ending!

    Those were stores...right??

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      Sonic Reducer 151Murry Chang
      5/02/16 2:25pm

      Oh it’s a store alright. You ever walk out of the coffee shop with someone else’s drink accidentally only to discover it’s much better than what you planned on ordering? That’s the type of shopping experience you had.

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      Sam BiddleMurry Chang
      5/02/16 2:29pm

      I would feel safer knowing there’s a right-wing man inside all American retail bathrooms

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    amgarreSam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:14pm

    Who does this? Literally, who would not feel like a dumb asshole doing this? Do you just stand there? Say “boo” to the women coming out of stalls? Hand out pamphlets? What? If I saw some random man standing in the women’s bathroom trying to make a point, I would just go on about my business. Dumb assholes.

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      the johnamgarre
      5/02/16 2:21pm

      I would do the same if I stepped up to the sink and saw a lady there trying to make a point— ha ha that wouldn’t happen because these people aren’t really trying to protect anyone.

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      Katmanduamgarre
      5/02/16 3:12pm

      If I saw some random man standing in the women’s bathroom trying to make a point, I would just go on about my business. Dumb assholes.

      Not me. I’d go up to them and tell them if they’re not a transgender woman, they have the time it will take me to get to the door, open it and scream “Rape!” to get their ass out of the woman’s restroom. I could do it (and get by with it) because I’m little, white-haired and have zero fucks left to give.

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    BlackMarketChimpSam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:16pm

    So I’m very pro LGBT. But isn’t this exactly permitted by these new laws? All you have to do is say you identify as a woman and you’re given carte blanche access to women’s restrooms, whether true or not? Is this not exactly what we wanted?

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      helgaperezBlackMarketChimp
      5/02/16 2:28pm

      No, we wanted people to be able to use the restroom of their choice without being hassled. Sounds like these guys are looking for someone to hassle. Hopefully they will calm down and find something else to freak out about before someone gets hurt.

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      BlackMarketChimphelgaperez
      5/02/16 2:33pm

      Right, so if I (a guy, since birth) were to want to use the women’s restroom... I... Could?

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    MWarnerMSam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:36pm

    “We’ve already had people testing this, going into Targets and men trying to go into bathrooms. There is absolutely no barrier.”

    I actually applaud the AFA for their commitment to hypothesis testing. Based on my observations of Facebook news feed discussions about this issue over the last two weeks, the prior consensus among the right wing seemed to be that the little triangular “woman” sign on the bathroom door was actually a Level 15 Rune of Greater Phallic Ward spell which creates a permanent magic barrier repelling any lifeform with a Y chromosome. But the tireless wizards of at the American Family Association have proven to us that no, this was actually just a Level 10 Rune of Illusive Barrier spell, which of course sexual predators are immune to since their Pedophilic Blood trait gives them +50% resistance to all spells in the Illusion school of magic. They were able to cross the magic bathroom doorway this entire time, guys!

    Now that North Carolina legislature is aware of this problem, they are in the process of adding a +20% Adept Alteration buff to the door runes on every women’s bathroom in the state. This should definitely prevent all but the highest-level predators from getting inside from now on.

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      opiumsmabytchMWarnerM
      5/02/16 2:57pm
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      emooMWarnerM
      5/02/16 3:05pm

      How does one block a high level Predator? Anything over 11 has Congressional superpowers and can summon stampeding Malephants. I've heard trolls and orcs are immune, but my elves always take a beating :(

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    PsonicPsunspotSam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:12pm

    Transgender bodybuilder Shawn Stinson said it best:

    (ETA: Apparently, the sentiment did not belong to Mr. Stinson—his image was used in the post without his knowledge. Still: it raises the question, doesn’t it?)

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      Mak attackPsonicPsunspot
      5/02/16 2:15pm

      Most of them would absolulely LOVE to have someone who looks as good as him near them. YUMMY YUM YUM YUM!

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      windchillPsonicPsunspot
      5/02/16 2:22pm

      Except that you know what will happen. There’s no ‘can’t wait to see’. Some asshole will call 911 and Mr. Stinson is going to have to deal with bigoted assholes with guns.

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    BaconScotchSam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:11pm

    Let the bathroom shootings begin!

    ( seriously, America; this is why you can’t have nice things)

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      LindaBaconScotch
      5/02/16 2:15pm

      I said the same thing about the man who started yelling at a woman because he thought she was a man in the ladies fitting room of some store.

      Before the end of this year, this will end in bloodshed.

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      OpenIntroBaconScotch
      5/02/16 2:20pm

      The Stand Your Mound law.

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    gravit8Sam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:26pm

    Next up:

    TSA screening for all public bathrooms. Those old signs proclaiming that BATHROOMS ARE FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY! will be quaint old memories when you have to go through a full physical screening and medical history check to use the freaking bathroom at Chili’s.

    Keep in mind, these are the same sort of people who balk at background checks for guns. They’ll legislate penis checks to use the pisser, how dare you question their rights to own a gun?

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      opiumsmabytchgravit8
      5/02/16 2:59pm

      Certain percentage of the population says fuck that.

      Sales of catheters will skyrocket.

      Big Cath is totally funding this.

      Sadly will also make date night even MORE awkward.

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      matt.maraopiumsmabytch
      5/02/16 3:27pm

      Fuck that noise. Even Big Cath knows their products hurt. (I still have painful memories of being cathed over a decade ago for a medical test.) You know who’s behind all this?

      BIG DIAPER.

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    dothedewSam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:11pm

    Nice to know that Mike Huckabee has found post-politics employment and gets to fulfill his adolescent fantasies at the same time!

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      opiumsmabytchdothedew
      5/02/16 2:55pm

      He’s a prophet!

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      kc2775dothedew
      5/02/16 2:57pm

      As someone who played several different high school sports and took a lot of PE, I never once showered at school.

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    BIMming ItSam Biddle
    5/02/16 2:21pm

    So if I’m interpreting this right, the AFA sent men (MEN!) into the ladies room and.... nothing. Nothing happened. God didn’t smite them, no one was raped, and the darkness didn’t consume all that’s good in the world. There were probably some confused looks, but all in all sending cis-gender men into the ladies room didn’t end in sexual assault. I’m not sure why they think that transgender women would be more of a concern.

    They effectively dismantled their own claim. Fucking geniuses.

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      Obfuscatio: philosopher at largeBIMming It
      5/02/16 3:29pm

      Last century the GOP was all over, “All homosexuals are child molesters.” This century the’ve come to realise that homosexuals are now accepted by the masses and are weilding some political power. Better find a fresh, weak minority to pick on. “L” & “G” are out... lessee... “B” are too hard to spot in a crowd... AH-HAH! “T!!!” There’s the ticket! (And if that fails, there’s always “Q”.)

      “They’re all child molesters and rapers of our fine, upstanding (white) women! ALLLLLLLL of ‘em!”

      I believe Mr. Guthrie put it best:

      “There was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-lookin’ people on the bench there . . . there was mother-rapers . . . father-stabbers . . . father-rapers! FATHER-RAPERS sittin’ right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible and crime fightin’ guys were sittin’ there on the bench, and the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one . . . the meanest father-raper of them all . . . was comin’ over to me, and he was mean and ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things, and he sat down next to me. He said, “Kid, what’d you get?”

      I said, “I didn’t get nothin’. I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the
      garbage.”

      He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?” and I said, “Litterin’”’ . . . .
      And they all moved away from me on the bench there, with the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean, nasty things, till I said, “And creatin’ a nuisance . . . “ And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench talkin’ about crime, mother-stabbin’, father-rapin’, . . . all kinds of groovy things that we was talkin’ about on the bench, and everything was fine.”

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      dogzillaBIMming It
      5/02/16 4:12pm

      I think this is why I’m having trouble wrapping my brain around whatever it is they think they’ve “proved.”

      I was at dinner with a couple of gay men discussing this issue, and we all had a laugh about something my friend said, “I don’t know what they’re worried about, transwomen use so many hormones their junk shrinks down to almost nothing and they couldn’t get it up to rape someone if they tried.”

      And I think this is a major point that the CIS-gendered straight men seem to not grok at all.

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