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Ken YadiggitClover Hope
4/29/16 2:21pm
When we get in the car and we’ve brought everything and everybody has socks on, it’s like a dream come true.

Jesus if this just isn’t the perfect summation of what it’s like to be a parent, I don’t know what is.

WHERE ARE YOUR SHOES GET YOUR SHOES ON
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  fffffjoyKen Yadiggit
  4/29/16 2:36pm
  Especially the sock part. The baby always loses their socks in the last 5 minutes before you leave. And no woman over 40 can walk by a sockless baby (even if it’s 90 degrees out) without commenting.
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  JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKen Yadiggit
  4/29/16 2:39pm
  THEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST TWO MINUTES?!?
  
  NO, I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOUR SHOES ARE!! THEY’RE YOUR SHOES!
  
  <finds his shoes>
  
  WHY ARE YOUR SOCKS OFF????
  
  NO, YOUR FEET AREN’T TOO HOT, IT’S WINTER!!!
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Kara BrownClover Hope
4/29/16 2:22pm
Selfie

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  SheeshTheseNamesKara Brown
  4/29/16 2:24pm
  Omg what a cute little munchkin!
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  Ken YadiggitKara Brown
  4/29/16 2:25pm
  omg I can’t handle this, they are just too presh
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fondue processClover Hope
4/29/16 2:25pm
this family is so goddamn beautiful I can’t stand it

and also

When we get in the car and we’ve brought everything and everybody has socks on, it’s like a dream come true.”

My mom used to drive my brother and me to school every day and there were at least 10 times when we pulled into the parking lot and discovered he had neither shoes nor socks on (and this was when we were technically old enough to dress ourselves). One day, without enough time to drive back home, he had to wear my mom’s pink fleece bedroom slippers into middle school. After that, “do you have shoes?” was put on a sign on the back door and stayed there for years.

So yeah, this family sounds pretty awesome.
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  HaHaYouFoolfondue process
  4/29/16 2:41pm
  Whenever my mom drives somewhere with someone, after everyone gets out of the car, but before the doors are shut, she will ask the driver, “Do you have your keys?” because she locked herself out of the car once in 1979 and vowed that it would never happen again. I think it’s mildly annoying, but sweet; a sign of affection and care, like your dog following so close behind you that you sometimes trip over him. It drives my dad batty, though, and one time he lost his shit and screamed at her in the Walmart parking lot about it. So, she was all like, FINE, see if I ever try to help you again, and quit with the little reminder. Later that week my dad locked his keys in the car. This was like 15 years ago, and my mom brings it up practically anytime I drive anywhere with her.
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  MouseHaHaYouFool
  4/29/16 3:22pm
  Your mom is awesome. I’m up for adoption if anyone is looking...
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MissAndryClover Hope
4/29/16 2:42pm
Can I just say how cool it is to see both a family of color and a man featured prominently on the cover of a parenting magazine?? As a non-parent I’m not familiar with how often this particular magazine does this, maybe it’s frequent so this isn’t a big deal? I think it’s neato. This guy seems like a great Dad and I’m glad to see this.
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  Jackie_Jormp_JompMissAndry
  4/29/16 2:53pm
  It’s very cool! I actually receive this magazine, and they rarely feature men (much less men of color) on their covers.
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  Amelia BedeliaMissAndry
  4/29/16 4:30pm
  Yes! I love that we are celebrating this amazing athlete who also is an amazing father and really seems to put his kids first.
  
  Plus those babies...I die.
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$7CoffeeClover Hope
4/29/16 2:37pm

She’ll be on the cover of Vogue in 15 years. She’s already a better model than Kendall Jenner.
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  iElvis is Now Funded by Peter Thiel$7Coffee
  4/29/16 3:59pm
  15? I give it ten. Kid has got it going on.
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  $7CoffeeiElvis is Now Funded by Peter Thiel
  4/29/16 4:14pm
  I figured she’s 3ish so 3+15=18. It wasn’t a comment on her
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Angelica SchuylerClover Hope
4/29/16 2:25pm
i think i look up to her.
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  Hoyo AfrikaAngelica Schuyler
  4/29/16 2:30pm
  You might want to be careful. She's said some shady shit in the past using Jesus and Christianity as a cover. I think it was something about women being classy or dressing like thots (I love women who dress scandalously, it gives me something to aspire to).
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  Ivan's SisterHoyo Afrika
  4/29/16 3:21pm
  Boy, Riley’s diving into the hot topics at such a young age!
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WellWhatHadHappenWasClover Hope
4/29/16 2:20pm

GIF

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Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Clover Hope
4/29/16 2:20pm
That is a gorgeous family, damn.
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  Hoyo AfrikaOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
  4/29/16 2:29pm
  RIGHT! I'm not even bisexual but they could both get. IT!
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  NonServiam's GhostOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
  4/29/16 2:47pm
  I know, it’s almost too much, it’s unacceptable how off the charts cute they all are.
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GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyClover Hope
4/29/16 2:25pm
I adore her. They live in my hometown.
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  CrystalClearWatersGinAndTonic Got Stuck in the Barney
  4/29/16 3:42pm
  Walnut to the Crick!
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  GinAndTonic Got Stuck in the BarneyCrystalClearWaters
  4/29/16 3:58pm
  YOU FROM HERE?!?!
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Paranoid Android (sometimes says dumb things)Clover Hope
4/29/16 2:35pm
That is one attractive family. Better yet, those kids ooze happiness.
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