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    Hang The HaberdasherGabrielle Bluestone
    4/26/16 11:48pm

    Notice how they don’t even acknowledge Connecticut.

    “Goddamnit! Hillary won every state but Rhode Island. Run Trump stories.”

    I’m all like

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      flamingolingoHang The Haberdasher
      4/27/16 12:44am

      They are SO salty. They ran like 3 Bernie posts before grudgingly giving Hillary one acknowledging that, y’know, she won the night. Then they quickly tried to bury that post by running multiple Trump stories.

      I guess they’re going to completely ignore her presidency. That’s gonna be hard for a politics blog to do, but I’m sure they’ll figure something out.

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      massivedisturbHang The Haberdasher
      4/27/16 12:53am

      Loved this season of Survivor. Automatic +1

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    HypnoCatGabrielle Bluestone
    4/27/16 12:09am

    “What happened to me?” thought Mary Pat, standing stiffly behind the podium. “I was President of my class. I was managung Director of my own investment firm. I survived 9/11, for fucks sake. What am I doing behind this douchebag, wearing this godawful pink outfit? I should have stayed in New Jersey with the new pool boy.

    Mmmm. Juan Carlos...”

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      Jerry-NetherlandHypnoCat
      4/27/16 12:18am

      Anyone taking odds the Christie divorce gets filed on Wednesday, Nov.9?

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      HypnoCatJerry-Netherland
      4/27/16 12:22am

      I hope that she’s made an appointment for a consultation with every decent divorce lawyer in Manhattan.

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    Jerry-NetherlandGabrielle Bluestone
    4/26/16 11:47pm

    Poor Mary Pat. Normally the worst situation for a political wife is standing next to the husband who’s apologizing for some kind of marital infidelity. Here we have an even worse scenario - she’s compromising her dignity by proxy, in the quixotic hope that Chris will become Attorney General (and he won’t)!

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      JohnTChanceJerry-Netherland
      4/27/16 2:44am

      She’s totally thinking, “Why couldn’t Chris just have gotten caught with a dead hooker like the other politicians?”

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      Drakkon- Iceberg SlimJohnTChance
      4/27/16 6:19am

      Why could Chris have died on top of said hooker?

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    BobbySeriousGabrielle Bluestone
    4/26/16 11:38pm

    I was wondering who that well placed eye candy over Donald’s shoulder was. Give him credit, he does know the Fox News demo.

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      DroopDrawersAbbeyBobbySerious
      4/26/16 11:42pm

      “Did someone say candy?”

      - Chris Christie

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      ShyWicklowBobbySerious
      4/26/16 11:46pm

      That’s his cyborg bodyguard, Glimmer 2.

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    dothedewGabrielle Bluestone
    4/26/16 11:51pm

    You learn to communicate with your eyes when your arms are pinned down by a Jersey pork roll

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      dvdoffdothedew
      4/27/16 12:08am

      Right? I always pictured Mrs. Christie using one of those fleshthingies on the Govenorsaurus when he demands oral satisfaction. How the fuck would he know? I imagine all he probably sees is her ankles.

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      HypnoCatdvdoff
      4/27/16 12:38am

      Lord knows he hasn’t seen his own for years.

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    Hollow_LogGabrielle Bluestone
    4/26/16 11:56pm

    I, personally, liked this face.

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      Chuck E.Gabrielle Bluestone
      4/26/16 11:58pm

      Later, at a private meeting, Trump pushed the revolver across his desk, toward Chris Christie, and said, “You know what you have to do.”

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        shelwoodChuck E.
        4/27/16 12:14am

        “Let’s see if that Stones song was right about dead men, Chris.”

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      Clone26Gabrielle Bluestone
      4/27/16 2:07am

      Women card

      People like Trump keep mentioning this “card”, and as a women I have no fucken clue what they’re talking about.

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        TRUMP DELENDUS EST (fka Chatham Harrison)Clone26
        4/27/16 3:29am

        It’s when you expect to be treated with respect, as a peer and an equal. That’s the woman card. Good women are like Mary Pat here: seen and not heard. Never mind that she’s a successful banker and the Christies’ primary breadwinner. I expect she’s seen enough of that kind of victim-blaming sexism at work, and that is what makes her unable to resist rolling her eyes at Trump’s nonsense.

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        lorem ipsumClone26
        4/27/16 11:42am

        Alexandra Petri said this on Twitter:

        “i love the woman card

        “carry it with you and it entitles you to 21% off your income anywhere you go”

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      America's WangGabrielle Bluestone
      4/27/16 1:22am

      So I suppose that “the only thing Hillary Clinton has going for her is that she’s a woman. If she were a man she’d only have five percent of the vote. And...guess what?...women don’t even like her. Look how much better I did with women tonight!” is more of that shifting toward “presidential” leading up to the general thing we’ve been hearing about.

      This man makes shit blush.

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        Mortal DictataGabrielle Bluestone
        4/26/16 11:50pm

        I can’t wait for the history documentaries in 60 years time that will have this aired to ominous backing music and average joes like myself will be able to go ‘I was there when this all went down’.

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          America's WangMortal Dictata
          4/27/16 2:22am

          If you are wealthy, white, and devoid of independent thought enough to survive.

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