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    ILikeThunderstormsAnna Merlan
    4/25/16 6:37pm

    Lol age 20-27...what happens to a thin, unpierced, non-tattooed attractive woman at age 28 that makes her so disgusting to gun nuts, I wonder? Does her hot body become less freedom-y at midnight on her 28th birthday?

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      LadyGrinningSoulILikeThunderstorms
      4/25/16 6:40pm

      They like ‘em kinda young. 28 is practically 30 which is practically 90!

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      FeralFrigidSlutILikeThunderstorms
      4/25/16 6:49pm

      Frankly I am surprised at that age range. Usually they like them younger so they can train them to be good submissive wives. Or do I have these guys confused with the evangelicals?

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    The Noble RenardAnna Merlan
    4/25/16 6:44pm

    Now I’m envisioning an undercover activist wearing a tear-off outfit taking the job and then halfway through the event, when the line is longest, tearing off her clothes and screaming LOOK AT MY PIERCED CLITORIS YOU GUN-TOTING MONSTERS and then Zoidberging out of there.

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      kernkernkernThe Noble Renard
      4/25/16 6:49pm

      Zoidberging is the best verb. I used it yesterday.

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      The Noble Renardkernkernkern
      4/25/16 6:50pm
      GIF
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    AnnieW50Anna Merlan
    4/25/16 6:39pm

    If’s she’s young and hot I doubt any in the under 30 crowd (for that matter under 45) would mind an “odd” piercing.

    Oh wait, that’s not their demographic....the old guys will know she’s either an uncouth hippy chick or a closet liberal if they see a tongue stud and think that she is just there just to mock them, report on them, etc.....

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      IndianaJoanAnnieW50
      4/25/16 7:21pm

      They have a reputation to uphold of being fine, upstanding citizens though and we all know having an “odd” piercing is the first visible sign of criminal-like behavior. Open carry is totally cool though.

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      Margaret SangerAnnieW50
      4/25/16 7:40pm

      This I don’t get. All the young people I know who would go to something like this are covered in tattoos and piercings.

      ETA: I don't get why they need a pristine looking woman.

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    King_jaffe_jofferAnna Merlan
    4/25/16 6:41pm

    They left out white, she has to be white.

    Or is that just a given?

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      VeryVickyKing_jaffe_joffer
      4/25/16 6:48pm

      Shhh! They don’t need to put that in the ad. They’ll have pics to weed out all the non-whites just as Trump did for his calendar.

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      Katzen_RacheKing_jaffe_joffer
      4/25/16 6:51pm

      Just a given.

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Anna Merlan
    4/25/16 6:37pm

    Brb sending sexy pictures of me in a burqa so they know I can cover all this weird shit up.

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      bachelorpodOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      4/25/16 6:55pm
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    Betty SlocombeAnna Merlan
    4/25/16 6:53pm

    What if she looks 27, but is 30? And what if she’s a size 6, but still looks skinny?

    All that for $20 an hour, before self-employment taxes. So consider it really more like $15 an hour, if that.

    I wonder how they feel about skin tone. Probably didn’t want to put that part in the ad.

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      IndianaJoanBetty Slocombe
      4/25/16 7:21pm

      That’s what the pictures are for.

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      YummyKITTYpieBetty Slocombe
      4/25/16 9:34pm

      I’m older but look really good for my age. Built like a brick shithouse. Most folks guess early 30's. I’ve been called pretty and (a loose description of beautiful) I’m a bit WASPy and no piercings or tats. Now, I couldn’t agree less with the NRA — maybe I should try and punk ‘em.

      And I’m in the Derby City. I’m getting so excited I can hardly contain my enthusiasm. OMG, I could be paid to meet folks for money. What kind of a twisty-turvy world is this? And all the guys will be gun nuts! I’m giddy!

      I wonder if I would have to wear “fuck-me” heels and a tight skirt of cammo? I'm going to apply. Stay tuned.

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    OvyAnna Merlan
    4/25/16 7:22pm

    Someone fill me in: what happens to a woman at 28?

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      albatross_YOvy
      4/25/16 7:56pm

      Her ovaries have toughened up, meaning that she becomes willful enough to refuse to put up with men’s shit. Also, SLUT.

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      VictoriaWoodhull2016albatross_Y
      4/25/16 8:22pm

      Much more likely she has already seen a penis. Basis for comparison is very, very bad.

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    WallflowerAnna Merlan
    4/25/16 7:29pm

    One of my co-workers is the target audience for this type of thing. In the past couple of weeks he’s gone on a rant about girls with unnatural hair colors and peircings. I wonder how many times he’s caught himself about to start on a tattoos rant before he remembers I’m moderately tattooed. (I keep them covered most of the time so I’m sure it’s only a matter of time.)

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      thewicked.Wallflower
      4/26/16 4:19am

      Unnatural hair colors? What’s his damage?

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      CottageCheeks1984Wallflower
      6/17/16 2:07am

      Sounds like it’s time for you to let loose with a rant about judgemental male assholes who think women give a fuck about some random stranger’s opinions about their appearance.

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    32_FootstepsAnna Merlan
    4/25/16 7:35pm

    Wait, just how strict are their guidelines? Are all nipple piercings “odd,” or are ones that resemble .45 ammunition acceptable?

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      Hank Scorpio32_Footsteps
      4/25/16 10:51pm

      More power to you if that’s your thing, but I gotta say: the idea of piercing your nipples with a .45" gauge is more than a little disturbing.

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      32_FootstepsHank Scorpio
      4/25/16 11:25pm

      Not my thing, actually, but I wanted the mental image of NRA board members going back and forth on it. “It’s absurdly distended!” “But it’s a .45!”

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    FieryAntidoteAnna Merlan
    4/25/16 7:03pm

    I am just cynical for assuming that ALL Craigslist ads are posted by lonely MRA dudes trolling for contact info and pictures of women to harass/jerk off to?

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      Hank ScorpioFieryAntidote
      4/25/16 10:48pm

      There are also ads for questionable automobiles. Now that I think about it, I actually found my apartment on Craigslist too.

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