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    HarvestMoonKara Brown
    4/25/16 7:36pm

    Lindy still gets me.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.HarvestMoon
      4/25/16 7:39pm

      Her book is almost out! I AM SO EXCITED!

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaHarvestMoon
      4/25/16 7:58pm

      I love her. But this is what vacuum attachments are for!

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    4/25/16 7:52pm

    Whole Foods co-founder, John Mackey took a look at this tweet and is now giving out raw chicken into their bare hands!

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      SadfacerealsadfacedJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      4/25/16 7:56pm

      Shipped unpackaged to all 50 States!

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      4/25/16 7:59pm

      Actually - a cooler store called Wild Oats that they (mostly?) bought out used to have many things in awesome, degradeable corn “plastic”...

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    HarvestMoonKara Brown
    4/25/16 7:40pm

    This is so true that I’m now all sad, and mad.

    And desperate since I don’t know how I’ll protect my daughters.

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      CarrieA6hatesportmanteauxHarvestMoon
      4/25/16 7:52pm

      It’s somehow felt like a worse week for that? I’ve been esp cringey since Jia’s Ivy Park review apparently elicited dick pics.

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      GELLA - LLAPHarvestMoon
      4/25/16 7:55pm

      right on target

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    HarvestMoonKara Brown
    4/25/16 7:35pm
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      Colored FrancieHarvestMoon
      4/25/16 7:49pm

      https://twitter.com/MattBellassai/...

      argh! why can’t I embed this

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkColored Francie
      4/25/16 7:56pm

      Here ya go!

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    4/25/16 7:45pm

    It’s hard to imagine that Amy had to beg someone to set her on fire.

    She’s incendiary.

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      GELLA - LLAPrandilynisFINDILYN
      4/25/16 7:55pm

      also cameltoe

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      bachelorpodrandilynisFINDILYN
      4/25/16 8:13pm

      Can’t help feeling that since triple-threat Rachel Bloom burst on the scene, she’s been mopping the floor with Amy’s ass. Sure she brings the raunch, but she also serves up intelligence, wit, empowerment, song, dance & music. Her sendup of various pop music styles is fucking hilarious.

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    fondue processKara Brown
    4/25/16 7:36pm

    i’m actually a fire crotch part of the time, like when I’m on antibiotics and forget to eat yogurt

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkfondue process
      4/25/16 7:42pm

      I was looking at that thinking “please, please let that be photoshop” because if anyone would do that for real, it would be her.

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Adrastra, patron saint of snark
      4/25/16 7:56pm

      infra-red/aura photography?

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    imaginaryfriendKara Brown
    4/25/16 8:06pm

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      jpomonkeyimaginaryfriend
      4/25/16 8:18pm

      Dafuq?

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      Aliciaimaginaryfriend
      4/25/16 9:10pm

      This dumb idiot will probably end up shooting herself while sitting on the toilet.

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    Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Kara Brown
    4/25/16 7:55pm

    re: Amy Schumer -
    Doesn’t *everybody’s* crotch look like that though?

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      GELLA - LLAPSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      4/25/16 8:04pm

      that girl is on fireeeeeeee............

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaGELLA - LLAP
      4/25/16 8:41pm

      .

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    KatMarloweKara Brown
    4/25/16 7:45pm

    I’m always late for things too, Yoko.

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)KatMarlowe
      4/25/16 8:01pm

      Indeed.
      note: Pretty Zen-isms don’t really fly with type-A corporates though.

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      HarvestMoonKatMarlowe
      4/25/16 9:27pm

      Good luck catching w plane, Yoko.

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    imaginaryfriendKara Brown
    4/25/16 8:15pm

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      apersCapersimaginaryfriend
      4/25/16 9:50pm

      Thank you!!! I've literally just sent this to everyone I know. So cute!!!!

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaimaginaryfriend
      4/25/16 10:23pm

      They are darling. I love how Mama Skunk turns around and checks on them. “Everyone here? You’re all okay? All right, let’s GO!”

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