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GELLA - LLAPKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 3:59pm
“I just walked upt to it and it ran up to me and started kissing me in the face and licking me,” Gessner said.

this is sooooo sweet
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  Kenny and the LlamasGELLA - LLAP
  4/22/16 4:05pm
  For the tiger, sure. You shouldn’t necessarily try it at the bar tonight, Gella.
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  GELLA - LLAPKenny and the Llamas
  4/22/16 4:08pm
  only if you are at the bar
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ThisGuyKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 3:55pm
Trying to catch a tiger seems like a GREEAAAT! idea
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  Mental IcebergThisGuy
  4/22/16 3:57pm
  Darwin Award winner!
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  HesterMofetThisGuy
  4/22/16 3:58pm
  By his toe?
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JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 3:56pm
Tigers roaming loose in the streets; leopards running wild at the news desk. What gives, Texas?
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  ThisGuyJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
  4/22/16 3:57pm
  I was going to make the “know your big cats” joke, but wasn’t entirely sure if that was a leopard print.
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  JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereThisGuy
  4/22/16 4:01pm
  for the sake of the joke, I certainly hope so!
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$kaycogKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 4:00pm

Everybody knows you’re supposed to grab a tiger by the tail.

Also, the parents of these little kids are idiots.
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  kareema$kaycog
  4/22/16 4:25pm
  Poor kitty.
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  imatworkdarnit2$kaycog
  4/22/16 4:35pm
  Those aren’t kids, they’re carnies. Small hands. Smell like cabbage.
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Kenny and the LlamasKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 4:01pm
Someone find her before she shares the fate of the leopard that got loose.

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32_FootstepsKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 5:11pm
Meanwhile, Florida residents trade high fives and exclaim “Not us this time!”
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  KateFromIowa32_Footsteps
  4/22/16 5:36pm
  And Ohio just breathes a sigh of relief.
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  ILikeThunderstorms32_Footsteps
  4/22/16 8:29pm
  LOL snort
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Feral CatsnakeKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 3:57pm
Was this the tiger that was in a wildlife refuge that was getting flooded so the handler took the tiger to someone to “babysit” who wasn’t prepared for something like this and the tiger escaped? Or does Houston just have lots of free-range tigers?
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  R. damascenaFeral Catsnake
  4/22/16 7:17pm
  Texas has a lot of tigers because telling people they can’t keep a tiger in their house would be nanny-stating and un-Texan!
  
  Seriously, it’s legal for randos to have pet tigers there. Regulation is by the county, and you’ve only had to even register them for the last decade or so. It’s fucked up and Texas isn’t the only state where it’s allowed.
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  Cestrumnocturn1Feral Catsnake
  4/22/16 11:52pm
  Sounds like the owner was walking the tiger and it escaped....or ate it’s owner. Whichever.
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randilynisFINDILYNKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 3:55pm
A little background music...

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  Dr._Philtrum, RNrandilynisFINDILYN
  4/23/16 10:26am
  I believe that drummer may have had a pinch too much cocaine.
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  randilynisFINDILYNDr._Philtrum, RN
  4/23/16 10:44am
  Or just a Coca-Cola (old formula)
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Keith BlodgettKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 4:01pm
Some POS declawed it, which is the piece of information that prevents me from enjoying this as a lighthearted story.

BTW, anybody who runs up to a tiger to try and catch it, even one with a collar on and acting like a house cat, probably deserves to be eaten.
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  halifax with the hot gray takeKeith Blodgett
  4/22/16 4:29pm
  declaw psa time! it’s a painful, radical amputation and it makes baby kitty jesus cry. humane alternatives are widely available AND you can always adopt an already-declawed cat from your local shelter if needs must.
  
  back to you, keith!
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  The Obsidian Orderhalifax with the hot gray take
  4/23/16 1:06am
  i’ve only ever had one, his name was Texas interestingly enough, and i’m pretty sure my step-brother stole him that way. It was totally sad watching him do stuff with his little deflated toes. Absolutely heart breaking, it’s like if someone ripped out finger bones and just left someone with empty flappy finger skin. He was such a sweet kitty too.
  
  Just here to second everything you said :)
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mostofyouarenotghostsKelly Faircloth
4/22/16 4:02pm
So my state has a whole rescue basically dedicated to these animals that morons think should be pets until they reach a certain size and/or age. And instead of bringing the tiger or the liger or the lynx or whatever TO the rescue they let it go in one of the national parks or even the local parks. And I know it’s expecting too much from the people who want to keep these animals as pets, but seriously...firstly, the Buffalo River is not this animal’s native habitat and even if it was you raised it from a baby to eat out of a bowl. Some of them have been rescued half starved because they either don't know how to get their own food or the area they have been released in doesn't have enough "prey" to support them.
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  ILikeThunderstormsmostofyouarenotghosts
  4/22/16 8:30pm
  God, that’s sad. What morons these people are to a.) try to actually have these wild animals as “pets,” and b.) let them go in a random NATIONAL PARK to fend for themselves. Jesus.
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