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    Quasar FunkAshley Feinberg
    4/21/16 6:15pm

    Nine...ten...never sleep again...

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteQuasar Funk
      4/21/16 6:38pm

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      Sora HjortQuasar Funk
      4/21/16 8:14pm

      One Two... They’re looking at you

      Three Four... They’ve locked the door

      Five Six... They tell you to sit

      Seven Eight... They m________t

      Nine Ten... Never sleep again

      Eleven Twelve... Speak secrets that they’ve held

      Thirteen Fourteen... Children never to be again seen

      Fifteen Sixteen... The world needs to be purge they deem

      Seventeen Eighteen...Don’t want to recount what they did with that bean

      Ninteen Twenty.. They’re forcing you to stay for ‘tea’

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      Yeah I have no idea where in the dark resesses of my mind that got pulled out of. I’m just gonna blame all the Quasars of the world for inspiring that darkness. I’m gonna go listen to something more cheerful now. Something like Black Hole Sun, or Paint it Black, or maybe the Klippa remix of What You Do.

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    festivusaziliAshley Feinberg
    4/21/16 6:23pm

    The Potatoheads can’t see anything. They live in a silent world full of darkness, where their only interaction is slapping their unfeeling hands together in a futile attempt to feel joy.

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesfestivusazili
      4/21/16 6:31pm

      Dark, but accurate.

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    tastefulTandAAshley Feinberg
    4/21/16 6:24pm

    Hour 96 of broadcast: With no means of sustenance or escape, Mr. Monopoly carves into a screaming Mr. Potatohead as Mrs. Potatohead cowers in the corner.

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      4shoes2usetastefulTandA
      4/22/16 12:44pm

      It has CreepyPasta written all over it!

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    ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesAshley Feinberg
    4/21/16 6:26pm

    When withdrawing money from an ATM I generally try to get my face right up to the dispensary slot so as to allow the cash to be thrust directly into my eyes. This is, of course, so I can make sure I got the proper amount.

    Everyone does this, right?

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      twaddlerAshley Feinberg
      4/21/16 6:18pm

      My favorite part is where Mr. Monopoly elbows the blinds.

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        Tastes Like BurningAshley Feinberg
        4/21/16 6:53pm

        Hell is other potatoes.

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          Deadly the EternalAshley Feinberg
          4/21/16 9:28pm
          GIF
          GIF
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            BaconScotchAshley Feinberg
            4/21/16 6:30pm

            I’ve been to Hasbro’s head office. . . . this is not unusual, in any way,

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              AeronPerytonAshley Feinberg
              4/21/16 8:39pm

              This is what I was wearing when I got mugged. Tell me I asked for it.

              GIF
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                IAmNotADamnWriterAshley Feinberg
                4/21/16 6:23pm

                Nightmare scenario #470

                The scene, Trump HQ on election night.

                The President-elect showers his base with fake money he’s convinced them is real and a reward for voting him into the Oval Orifice.

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