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    Dave Hamilton Nolan
    4/20/16 2:31pm

    Can I just get a cup of fucking regular coffee in a blue paper cup, please?

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      MarkEbnerDave
      4/20/16 2:44pm
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      Dave MarkEbner
      4/20/16 2:50pm

      Thank you.

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    Sid and FinancyHamilton Nolan
    4/20/16 2:27pm

    Far superior is my idea for pairing cocaine with meals. Meals like: more cocaine.

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      Johnny ChundersSid and Financy
      4/20/16 2:30pm

      With freshly ground crack.

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      IanSid and Financy
      4/20/16 2:30pm

      “French toast, sprinkled with a cocaine-powdered sugar mixture.”

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    Cam/ronHamilton Nolan
    4/20/16 2:20pm

    What? Just black coffee? Can I have it mixed with soy milk, two doses each of vanilla and caramel syrup, and a dash of cinnamon?

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      Gary-XCam/ron
      4/20/16 2:37pm

      Nah, nowadays, ordering non-black coffee is something only the plebeians do.

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      smrknd2Gary-X
      4/20/16 2:48pm

      I went into one of these ridiculous establishments by mistake a couple years ago. I’m not even a coffee drinker but it was August and I was hot and I wanted some iced tea. I asked if they had iced tea and they looked at me like I had three heads. Finally, one of the baristas said, “We could brew you some hot tea and then put it on ice *heavy, put-upon sigh*.” So I said that would be lovely, thank you. I mean, that is how you make iced tea, so this is not genius-level problem solving they were exhibiting. I take both sugar and cream in my iced tea (don’t judge, it’s like an iced chai without the $3 upcharge) so once they produced my brewed hot tea put on ice, I looked around for the counter with the sweeteners and creamers. No dice. Apparently it’s drink-it-black-or-gtfo. So I asked them if I could please have some cream and sugar and the barista rolled her eyes and reached under the counter and pushed an old carton of half-and-half and a dispenser of sugar at me and walked away.

      And people wonder why us plebs sometimes prefer Starbucks. Sometimes I don’t want to argue with the person behind the counter about what beverage I should want, I just want my beverage.

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    bourbon.p.millerHamilton Nolan
    4/20/16 2:20pm

    I think the most hipster coffee shop I've ever been to is Summermoon in Austin, where the roaster is powered by a bicycle. I believe the bike is a fixie too but I can't confirm that.

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      Ianbourbon.p.miller
      4/20/16 2:34pm

      “The beans were locally sourced using local Mexicans.”

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      jay_bbourbon.p.miller
      4/20/16 2:56pm

      Just messaged an Austin-based friend about this. He backs you up: “It is true, and the milk is straight from a cow’s teat they keep out back. A nice mustachioed man milked her right into my moonraker just yesterday.”

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesHamilton Nolan
    4/20/16 2:21pm

    Dibs on the civet-anus coffee paired with the proscuitto on brioche!

    This is the tweediest of the twee. lol

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      BfunkadeliaHamilton Nolan
      4/20/16 2:29pm

      When pot becomes legal nation-wide, I want to open a place that pairs it with appropriate munchies.

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        tubbytimeHamilton Nolan
        4/20/16 2:38pm

        that is some bougie shit right there.

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          DumpsterbabyHamilton Nolan
          4/20/16 2:36pm

          How many courses of donuts can a person eat?

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            mostyoulostonacointossHamilton Nolan
            4/20/16 2:28pm

            Just pop a couple Cocaine PMs and you’ll be fine.

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