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    jordanbakerBobby Finger
    4/20/16 2:23pm

    For chrissakes, US, we ALL “read maps” in nineteen-hundred-and-ninety-fucking-five! We had no choice! We had no googlemaps, or even mapquest! They tested us on it in school! GET OFF MY LAWN.

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      punkrockprincessjordanbaker
      4/20/16 2:29pm

      in 4th grade, whenever our teacher was going to teach us maps, he’d say “it’s map time!” and we’d all lie on the floor and pretend to go to sleep like he’d said “nap time” and it was HILARIOUS when we were 10.

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      chienfoujordanbaker
      4/20/16 2:30pm

      But she’s a girl! Everyone knows girls can’t read maps! So Hillary is extra talented!

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    GELLA - LLAPBobby Finger
    4/20/16 2:20pm
    • Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are...having issues. And they may involve...Jennifer Lawrence.

    SHUT UP AND GET OUT!!!!!

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      thetallblonde loves twinjaGELLA - LLAP
      4/20/16 2:21pm

      dibs on anna faris

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      VtDkDudethetallblonde loves twinja
      4/20/16 2:23pm

      All yours so long as Chris Pratt is mine.

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    KatMarloweBobby Finger
    4/20/16 2:17pm

    “We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]

    We just have so much in common. We both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

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      FisherAndDiazKatMarlowe
      4/20/16 2:18pm

      I LITERALLY WAS COMING HERE TO POST THE SAME THING!!!!

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      Caitie2187KatMarlowe
      4/20/16 2:24pm

      I love you.

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    agenttrembleBobby Finger
    4/20/16 2:21pm

    I really need to know what happened 10 years ago to Taco Tuesday.

    Moved to Washington state? Cursed by an angry taco-vendor/bruja? Developed an allergy to hot sauce? WHAT???

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereagenttremble
      4/20/16 2:23pm

      First rule of Taco Tuesday is that we don’t talk about Taco Tuesday......

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      YourFriendlyLibrarianStephieagenttremble
      4/20/16 2:23pm

      Jen stopped eating fun food, and went all maniacal about her diet, I would guess.

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    No-Mi SkyeBobby Finger
    4/20/16 2:31pm

    “Breakup Baby.”

    It’s usually referred to as a Break Baby. Not a new term. Dwayne Wade is probably the most known Break Baby haver to date.

    Why is Jennifer Aniston still being voted on by anyone for anything? What is she doing that’s ever of any interest? People is such a boring generic magazine. Was it always this way?

    I used to have a subscription way back in the day and I remember loving it. WTF was wrong with me?

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      PerraviejaNo-Mi Skye
      4/20/16 2:35pm

      I know. I saw the cover and was like “Jennifer Aniston? Did I wake up in 1996?”

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      SodburgerPerravieja
      4/20/16 2:39pm

      Last year was David Beckham so I’m pretty sure their target market is Nursing Homes

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    FisherAndDiazBobby Finger
    4/20/16 2:20pm

    “I really wish I could experience the searing pain and nauseau of a migraine!”- No one ever

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      Mental IcebergFisherAndDiaz
      4/20/16 2:26pm

      Curious how they can replicate my left eyeball feeling like it’s been driven through with an ice pick...unless they drive an ice pick through someone's left eyeball...

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      Charlotte29 aka Rob KFisherAndDiaz
      4/20/16 2:38pm

      I came down here to be like “this is quite possibly the stupidest marketing idea anyone has ever had.”

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    deliaplumBobby Finger
    4/20/16 3:47pm

    there is no way, at the age of 48, Julia Roberts just got accidentally preggo. I looked that shit up to see if i need to re-do my IUD when it’s expired in 2017 (i will be 47 then) and the chances of getting pregnant at my age are literally nil. for which, i am thrilled.

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      IrisJdeliaplum
      4/20/16 3:52pm

      Pretty sure this pregnancy rumor is bs, anyhow. She’s “pregnant” pretty much every year by Tabloid time.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinadeliaplum
      4/20/16 4:05pm

      It’s fairly rare, but it does happen.

      However, I agree that they made this up.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
    4/20/16 2:18pm
    GIF
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      jordanbakerJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      4/20/16 2:25pm

      Literally what I think of every time El Nino makes the news again.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes herejordanbaker
      4/20/16 2:37pm

      there is no other acceptable reaction.

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    imTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017Bobby Finger
    4/20/16 2:36pm

    Ah, the key to lasting romance. Deep conversations.

    On How She and Justin Theroux Compliment Each Other:

    “We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]

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      goingawaytospainimTired™thatisall is saving up for Gronk Cruise 2017
      4/20/16 2:54pm

      I’ve always found her so bland, and not at all beautiful. Oh well, half of beauty seems to be good grooming and she’s got that going for her.

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      gigglestickiergoingawaytospain
      4/20/16 3:22pm

      And what about a shout out to her publicity staff? They deserve the lion’s share of the credit here.

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    Moe.lvBobby Finger
    4/20/16 2:26pm
    • No one hates Charlize Theron more than Angelina Jolie, and vice versa.

    I am guessing Charlize told Angelina her Oscar bait film “By The Sea” is terrible, and Angelina mumbled something about Sean Penn.

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      SodburgerMoe.lv
      4/20/16 2:41pm

      I believe that Charlize hates AJ becuase Charlize thinks her own stunning beauty is stunting her movie roles but AJ has proved one can be beautiful and still make boring “serious” movies

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      deliaplumMoe.lv
      4/20/16 3:50pm

      they are arguing over who is more beautiful and which one of them gets less movie roles because of it.

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