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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    4/18/16 7:40pm
    BREAKING: SNL’s Aidy Bryant inks deal to play AUNTIE ANNE in upcoming pretzel maker biopic.

    In a related note, I’ve signed on to play Mrs Fields in the upcoming biopic “C is for Cookie”

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      jinnirandilynisFINDILYN
      4/18/16 7:43pm

      But the lyrics, yo. Too good.

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      randilynisFINDILYNjinni
      4/18/16 7:46pm

      ME WANT COOOOOKIE.

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    4/18/16 7:38pm

    A former boy bander appears to have drawn an electric chair. Now I have a strong desire to hear Justin Timberlake do a cover of Nick Cave’s “The Mercy Seat.”

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      deerlady83rusholmeruffian
      4/18/16 7:41pm

      It looks like a woman crying to me. Is this like an inkblot test? We’re all gong to see different things?

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      jinnideerlady83
      4/18/16 7:45pm

      No, we are not. Because some of us scrolled very quickly past it.

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKara Brown
    4/18/16 7:35pm

    Ingrid Michaelson apparently has never been to college. Eat the free food is the first rule of college.

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      reflectioneternalAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      4/18/16 7:39pm

      Yep in college/grad school if you saw any one with those little plates the hunt was on.

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      anyah8sbunniesAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      4/18/16 7:55pm

      or in radio... there’s always a stampede to free food

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    rusholmeruffianKara Brown
    4/18/16 7:37pm

    Andy Richter clearly doesn’t get his own mail. Grocery stores are still sending out plenty of circulars.

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      comeonpoppetrusholmeruffian
      4/18/16 7:49pm

      We currently get 9 different grocery store circulars in the mail, weekly. 9. Nine. This list does not include circulars from Whole Foods, Albertsons/Jewel, or TJs. Nine other distinct grocery stores. With enough capital to send out WEEKLY circulars. It’s baffling how they all survive.

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      feministeacomeonpoppet
      4/18/16 7:59pm

      Really?! Jealous!! I get none! None!

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    The Noble RenardKara Brown
    4/18/16 7:44pm

    Hahahaha Nick Carter you Emo fuck.

    The world is dark and it hates you. Yeah. Well, that would explain your little brother at the very least.

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      deerlady83The Noble Renard
      4/18/16 7:49pm
      GIF

      I should be writing a scene where a vampire has to explain to his aunt he became a vampire because of a one night stand. I’m feeling secondhand embarrassment for my character.

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      Selfie-consciousThe Noble Renard
      4/18/16 8:02pm

      PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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    Angelica SchuylerKara Brown
    4/18/16 7:52pm

    Little miffed that Lin hasn’t thanked me yet tbh

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      wafflesfriendsworkAngelica Schuyler
      4/19/16 9:42am

      God, you’re just never satisfied, are you? <3

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      Angelica Schuylerwafflesfriendswork
      4/19/16 10:01am

      I’m sure I don’t know what you mean. You forget yourself.

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    SupersaltyKara Brown
    4/18/16 7:43pm

    Lin is gonna keep humblebragging straight into that EGOT

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      cisum88noteSupersalty
      4/18/16 8:26pm

      PEGOT now. Only two people have ever done it (one of whom is M. Richard Rodgers, in whose theater both of Lin’s shows have played on Broadway...coincidence?).... 4 down, 1 to go.

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      Darklightercisum88note
      4/18/16 8:27pm

      Is there an award that starts with U so he can get a PUEGOT?

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    JennyGeils8675309Kara Brown
    4/18/16 7:36pm

    I forgot there was a Ryan Lochte.

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      comeonpoppetJennyGeils8675309
      4/18/16 7:52pm

      I assume he’s gearing up his publicity for Rio, no? NBC/IOC bumping his profile and placing him next to “famous” people again?

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      randilynisFINDILYNJennyGeils8675309
      4/18/16 8:02pm

      I have your number.

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    BusPassTrollop curls up and diesKara Brown
    4/18/16 7:45pm

    I hope Chris Pratt & Anna Farris make it. I’m entirely too caught up in their cuteness.

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      JudasdBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
      4/18/16 7:49pm

      I think she was with him when he was bigger in waist and less of stardom, so things should be good going forward!

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      ReturnOfTheMcJudasd
      4/18/16 9:21pm

      Yeah, but she was always hot and in a ton of movies while he was an unknown/unemployed. It’s usually the guy that strays once he gets a little fame (read: random women breaking their necks to sleep with him). I’m rooting for them too, but if he keeps hanging with party boys like Evans, the odds aren’t that great. IMHO.

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    Sheket bevaka shut the fuck upKara Brown
    4/19/16 4:36am

    I’m 90% sure this is what he did when he found out.

    GIF
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      darleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeeneSheket bevaka shut the fuck up
      4/19/16 9:22am

      he is the happiest, most delightful person in the world.

      like ellie kemper might be a close second...

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      Sheket bevaka shut the fuck updarleeeeeene aka deraaiilleeeeeene
      4/19/16 10:18pm

      I’m 90% sure she smiled and waved at me the other day. But there’s a 10% chance it was an exceptionally pretty crazy person, so...

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