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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeGabrielle Bluestone
    4/18/16 1:39pm

    There Is Probably a Job Corey Lewandowski Is Qualified For, But What?

    I have the utmost faith in the creativity/mean-spiritedness (he deserves all the ire he receives) of the Gawker commentariat to come up with something.

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      TopherHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      4/18/16 1:42pm

      Here’s a non-inclusive list I thought could fit him.

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      Sonic Reducer 151Hip Brooklyn Stereotype
      4/18/16 1:42pm

      My thoughts on the title (borrowing the idea from someone whose name escapes me)

      GIF
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    Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
    4/18/16 1:40pm

    80's movie douchebag?

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      TopherDave
      4/18/16 1:44pm

      Works for me

      GIF
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      Sluicer's ghostDave
      4/18/16 1:56pm

      Good, very good, but I was thinking something in the porno genres of that era....

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    thechurchofbillhicksGabrielle Bluestone
    4/18/16 1:39pm

    “Surely there is something Corey Lewandowski is qualified to do—we just don’t know what it is yet.”

    Organ donor?

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      Howard the Duckthechurchofbillhicks
      4/18/16 1:41pm

      Crash test dummy.

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      LordBurleighthechurchofbillhicks
      4/18/16 1:42pm

      The man would have to be human for that.

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    LordBurleighGabrielle Bluestone
    4/18/16 1:40pm

    CFO at Helena.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesGabrielle Bluestone
      4/18/16 1:43pm

      He’s not even qualified to kiss my black ass, so I don’t even know what.

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        Sluicer's ghostGeorgeGeoffersonLives
        4/18/16 2:00pm

        Kiss? No, he isn't qualified, but perhaps a gentle licking after a nasty sluicing? Soothing, no?

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      Murry ChangGabrielle Bluestone
      4/18/16 1:43pm

      Asshole in Chief

      Jerk Store Manager

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        TopherMurry Chang
        4/18/16 2:01pm

        Personal tailor at the Toilet Store

        GIF
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        3 minutes of competenceMurry Chang
        4/18/16 2:06pm

        They’re out of YOU!

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      flamingolingoGabrielle Bluestone
      4/18/16 1:58pm

      It’s hard to say. There are an awful lot of career paths out there for mediocre white men.

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        Sluicer's ghostflamingolingo
        4/18/16 1:59pm

        So you're saying President?!?

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      Sluicer's ghostGabrielle Bluestone
      4/18/16 1:55pm

      Chicago cop!!!!! What did I win?

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        ArmchairSophistSluicer's ghost
        4/18/16 2:39pm

        Police brutality and bizarre levels of public sympathy for your attacker.

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      okiedokieokieGabrielle Bluestone
      4/18/16 2:13pm

      Doug Neidermeyer impersonator?

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        Quasar FunkGabrielle Bluestone
        4/18/16 1:56pm

        Mopping the floors at an “adult book store.”

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          Clown Shoe PilotQuasar Funk
          4/19/16 2:15am

          You mean a jizz-mopper?

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