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    Quasar FunkAndy Cush
    4/18/16 9:38am

    “first-class plus” service which included sex with the cabin staff.

    In coach they give you a Victoria’s Secret catalog and some Jergens.

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      PoodletimeQuasar Funk
      4/18/16 9:41am

      O.K., here’s a question: I can’t tell from the article, but did they all have sex with the same prostitute? Assuming that these guys are too dumb to use a condom, isn’t that kind of unsanitary?

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      ArturoQuasar Funk
      4/18/16 9:41am

      You get lotion?!? Geez, man, United’s really skimping. I’ve had to go dry. At least Spirit gives you the option of some lotion. You know, for $5 extra.

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    SauceboyAndy Cush
    4/18/16 9:49am

    Private jets are generally pretty small inside. To bone a hooker in-flight would essentially be an uncomfortable voyeur activity.

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      Armageddon T. ThunderbirdSauceboy
      4/18/16 9:53am

      I like my coworkers, but not fuck-a-prostitute-in-front-of-them like them.

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      MBCockSauceboy
      4/18/16 10:03am

      According to my research on Pornhub, this happens all the time.

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    Carmen PolentaAndy Cush
    4/18/16 9:35am

    This should be the new order of society.

    No more tech execs; now is the time for law enforcement to get their due. Private jets, hookers ‘n cocaine, and the legal authority to cap you in the middle of 5th Ave in broad daylight.

    Let’s do this.

    TRUMP 16

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      IanCarmen Polenta
      4/18/16 9:41am

      I know this is probably the latest tomato account, but I thought I’d seize the opportunity, anyway, to lambaste juggalos. Because they’re a disgrace.

      That is all. Have a nice day.

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      Brendan_MIan
      4/18/16 9:43am

      At least they’re not afraid to ask the tough questions about magnets that the lamestream media are afraid to ask.

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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeAndy Cush
    4/18/16 9:34am

    “first-class plus” service which included sex with the cabin staff

    And here I am - paying extra for a .0034-ounce bag of pretzels because I’m starving to death, with an ugly baby crying directly in my face every time I fly - like a sucker.

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      ThenSAHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      4/18/16 9:36am

      I usually just buy a business class ticket for myself and coach for my kids.

      We have been flying that way since they were babies. They are none the wiser.

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      wingz4evaThenSA
      4/18/16 9:45am
      GIF
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    SqarrAndy Cush
    4/18/16 9:33am

    Now that’s how you sell a luxury plus scandal.

    Also, that header. Good lord, man. Bravo.

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      PoodletimeSqarr
      4/18/16 12:10pm

      Gawker headlines are the best!

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      SqarrPoodletime
      4/18/16 12:11pm

      I meant the header image. :x

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    PoodletimeAndy Cush
    4/18/16 9:37am

    Anyone who is surprised by this, raise your hand.

    Ah, I see. Thank you very much.

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      KangORKodosAndy Cush
      4/18/16 9:45am

      Fly NWA Airlines. Fuck Tha Police.

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        HarrynWhitey4everAndy Cush
        4/18/16 10:00am

        “Penetrated the upper echelon.” Someone is getting screwed.

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          Murry ChangAndy Cush
          4/18/16 9:50am

          I may be boring as hell but I’ve never had the urge to have sex with a bunch of people around.

          Then again I don’t have any kinks, fetishes or even the desire to deal with having sex in general so maybe I’m the weird one here...

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            Eager OphiuchusAndy Cush
            4/18/16 9:47am

            Tomorrow’s update: The NYPD have the prostitute in custody, she mysteriously died overnight, the cameras around her cell haven’t been working since yesterday and the recordings are all lost, but the D.A. has decided not to charge anyone with anything.

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