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    Olivia Wilde's MurkinMelissa Cronin
    4/16/16 4:47pm

    Did anyone see the Kasich quote where he told a female college student to drink less at parties to avoid being raped?

    A total embarrassment to my state.

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      Deadly the EternalOlivia Wilde's Murkin
      4/16/16 4:52pm

      I don’t know if there’s a single candidate still running (or were running) who truly cares about women, except maybe Bernie. This is just sad.

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      DeathtoMooseandSquirrelDeadly the Eternal
      4/16/16 4:58pm

      Just guessing, but Hillary?

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    #NotAllYzermanMelissa Cronin
    4/16/16 4:50pm

    This is a real dill breaker.

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      dengeatseggdrop#NotAllYzerman
      4/16/16 4:54pm

      Definitely not kosher for a candidate to do that.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina#NotAllYzerman
      4/16/16 4:56pm

      It might still be okay, the dill is only half sour

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    BleedingFromHerWhereverMelissa Cronin
    4/16/16 4:49pm

    Whoa, calm down Kasich. No need to destroy those things so quickly and effectively. They’re just pickles. They’re not women’s rights, you know.

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      SchuTangClanBleedingFromHerWherever
      4/16/16 6:55pm

      To be fair, deli pickles (especially NYC deli pickles) are delicious. There’s just something about them!

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    $kaycogMelissa Cronin
    4/16/16 4:55pm

    In every picture, he holds his little pinkie out.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina$kaycog
      4/16/16 4:58pm

      You’d think someone might have taught him that’s vulgar.

      Well, then again, it is Kasich.

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      the human tornadoDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      4/16/16 5:21pm

      That article says that milk is too heavy for teas. How can I trust their pinky advice when they say that milk is too heavy for teas.

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    OMG!PONIES!Melissa Cronin
    4/16/16 10:41pm

    Having left the confines of the Buckeye State, John Kasich has learned that there is more to eat than garbage chili, greased meats, and fried perch.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesOMG!PONIES!
      4/17/16 1:00am

      He’s on a delicious food bender, and I can’t blame him.

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      Jeb! & The HologramsOMG!PONIES!
      4/17/16 10:22am

      I often ponder the reaction of a native Ohioan that confronts real chili, vibrant and vivid with real meat, vegetables, aromatics and beans, in the wild plains that lie beyond their state border. Is it like this?

      GIF

      Can they ever again be sated by room temperature diarrhea slopped across cold noodles and oyster crackers?

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    John BoehnerMelissa Cronin
    4/16/16 4:57pm

    “Ate a pickle- 3"

    these are good notes. What’s the next line say?

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      Spark84John Boehner
      4/16/16 5:09pm

      Kreplach

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      John BoehnerSpark84
      4/16/16 5:13pm

      Ty!!!

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    Icecold DavisMelissa Cronin
    4/16/16 4:48pm

    You’re all going to feel pretty silly when Kasich tabs Snooki as his VP at the contested GOP convention and then runs away with the national.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesIcecold Davis
      4/17/16 1:00am

      I’d vote for that little meatball in a hot second.

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      Jeb! & The HologramsIcecold Davis
      4/17/16 10:25am

      You joke, but let’s be honest. There’s a non-zero percent chance Trump names Snooki as his VP. You can’t rule it out.

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    HillaryClitorisMelissa Cronin
    4/16/16 4:47pm

    Just what we need... a pregnant President.

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      flamingolingoHillaryClitoris
      4/16/16 4:52pm

      A world where only pregnant ladies get to devour unhealthy amounts of pickles is not a world I want to live in.

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      HillaryClitorisflamingolingo
      4/16/16 9:41pm

      Who says pickles are unhealthy, you filthy communist? It’s a goddamn vegetable with pizazz.

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    Own Goal Hat TrickMelissa Cronin
    4/16/16 5:00pm

    I can’t figure out if Kasich thinks he’s running for president or wandering around Costco on a Saturday afternoon. He’s taking this all the way to the convention just because he likes a free nosh. Hell, it almost makes me want to vote for him.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaOwn Goal Hat Trick
      4/16/16 6:49pm

      It’s so weird to have something in common with him, right? But I also love Italian food, and pickles, and will eat outrageous amounts at a sitting given the opportunity.

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      whatsupgawkersDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      4/17/16 9:17pm

      Right? I mean, anyone who refuses to snork down unhealthy amounts of free food is no friend of mine. I don’t like Kasich but I can hardly fault him for this.

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    WhiteCherryMelissa Cronin
    4/16/16 4:51pm

    If one of those pickles sexually attacks him, its his fault. He went to that party knowing there were a lot of pickles in there.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesWhiteCherry
      4/17/16 1:01am

      Did you see how lustily he was eating that pickle? Totally deserved it.

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