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    Carmen PolentaAndy Cush
    4/15/16 9:39am

    If there’s one thing I have learned from my wife (former model) and believe me there is more than one thing it is that you should never make remarks about a woman’s appearance, regardless of how beautiful she is because insecurity is part of the female genetic code.

    Good thing Cruz is a man...

    His face looks like a slice of pizza!

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      Chuck SchwaCarmen Polenta
      4/15/16 9:47am

      Hand models can be very insightful. You're a lucky man.

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      Carmen PolentaChuck Schwa
      4/15/16 9:50am

      Oh you. She’s not a model anymore except for some bikini stuff. No headshots though. She was a Neutrogena girl but nobody that famous. Did some jeans commercials and a couple designers as well as Victoria Secrets but stopped all that right after our wedding.

      Hand models have a hard job though so I hear. A lot of it isn’t just having a nice hand, a lot of it is how still you can keep your hand in these weird positions. It’s actually kind of a skill. You wouldn’t know it, but some of the most interesting people I’ve ever met are hand models.

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    okiedokieokieAndy Cush
    4/15/16 10:02am

    Dating myself, but this is seriously straight out of Soapdish when Kevin Kline is doing dinner theater in Florida.

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      Dupe70okiedokieokie
      4/15/16 10:04am

      Such a good flick.

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      okiedokieokieDupe70
      4/15/16 10:09am

      “I’m Dr. Monica Demonico, the neurosurgeon assigned to this case.” still causes me to collapse in giggle fits every time I see it.

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    norbiznessAndy Cush
    4/15/16 9:46am

    All gussied up in an ill-fitting tux, he really resembles the Batman Returns version of Oswald Cobblepot, one slight away from biting a guy’s nose off

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      LongSnakenorbizness
      4/15/16 9:55am

      Excellent reference, totally see it.

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      aranxa1norbizness
      4/15/16 10:06am

      It must be really hard to get a suit that fits when your hips are as wide as his. I’ve got narrower hips and I’ve had kids.

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    DamnRedfordAndy Cush
    4/15/16 10:07am

    How can one man have so little charisma?

    Should Cruz somehow win the presidency, can you imagine how soaring and dull his State of the Union addresses would?

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      rustyarmorDamnRedford
      4/15/16 12:10pm

      Imagine how much work he can get done after he puts everyone else to sleep!!!

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      InTheStillDamnRedford
      4/15/16 12:19pm

      Nixonian even.

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    Cam/ronAndy Cush
    4/15/16 9:42am

    Have a seat and meet your new friends at the Omega House, Ted.

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      norbiznessCam/ron
      4/15/16 9:48am

      “Legacies usually get in unless their Dads are real basket cases” “Like Rafael”

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      EliManPenguinBoyCam/ron
      4/15/16 10:06am

      I think Ted’s speech started with, “So, you guys playing cards?”

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    IanAndy Cush
    4/15/16 9:52am

    The fact this dumbass even considered campaigning in NYC, after what he said, is comedic. But I know, there is never an passed-by opportunity to stand in front of people and wax idiotic, if you’re Ted McCarthy Cruz.

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      benjaminalloverIan
      4/15/16 10:02am

      It’s not really about NY votes for him, but delegates and money.

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    TessAndy Cush
    4/15/16 9:38am

    Good for them. Cruz is part of a series of Republicans who talk about the “real America” and forget that the majority of the US population resides in those non-real sections of the country.

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      ARP2Tess
      4/15/16 9:58am

      Republicans are normally more forgiving of that sort of talk because they know it’s an act by establishment Republicans to get the middle America vote. They know that it’s the deregulation and tax cuts that count. The problem is that Cruz also helped shut down the government and supported other tactics which are bad for business.

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      InTheStillTess
      4/15/16 12:18pm

      Especially the influential money-giving ones.

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    Masshole JamesAndy Cush
    4/15/16 9:51am

    Take the hint, Ted.

    GIF
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      KyuzoAndy Cush
      4/15/16 9:54am

      IT’S ALMOST AS THOUGH TAKING A GIANT SHIT ON AN ENTIRE STATE MAKES PEOPLE IN THAT STATE NOT LIKE YOU

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        Ed SpockAndy Cush
        4/15/16 10:02am

        What did Ted expect the people of New York would say?

        “Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter?”

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          It wasn't me, sorryEd Spock
          4/15/16 3:49pm

          You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know. Morons.

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          PoodletimeIt wasn't me, sorry
          4/15/16 9:51pm

          A+ both of you, for the Blazing Saddles references!

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