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    Netflix and ShillAshley Feinberg
    4/14/16 6:27pm

    USA Today: The #1 newspaper for people who don’t like to read.

    USA Today: Official newspaper of hotels that are too cheap to pay for the Wall Street Journal.

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      donald hornNetflix and Shill
      4/14/16 6:28pm

      It’s also the daily rag of choice for people who travel.

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      torchbearer2Netflix and Shill
      4/14/16 6:29pm

      I assume at least 95% of their subscription base is hotels. Every hotel I stay at they either leave you a copy of the NYT or USA Today at your door. I even called the front desk to let them know I have internet on my phone but apparently it was out of their hands.

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    Netflix and ShillAshley Feinberg
    4/14/16 6:24pm

    Enough about the Panama Papers. This is real news!

    They’re clearly gunning for a Pulitzer, because this must have taken at least 15 minutes to write.

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      SktroopNetflix and Shill
      4/14/16 6:28pm

      Weeks. Weeks and weeks of heavy research on what “the teens” are “into”.

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      StenchofaburnerNetflix and Shill
      4/14/16 6:32pm

      The Panama papers have been a disappointment so far. The fact that the leak was not made public and people cannot personally search the data has kinda deflated the momentum. I listened to the On the Media podcast the other day where they spoke about how a leak that goes only to “selected” journalists is the responsible way to release documents it but it seems we are past that era. If people cannot scrutinize and “crowd research”, the story becomes less interesting.

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    caekislove-caekingitupAshley Feinberg
    4/14/16 6:23pm

    If I don’t get an iPhone for Christmas, all my friends will haaaaaaate me!!!

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      Cam/roncaekislove-caekingitup
      4/14/16 6:33pm

      How can I listen to ANY music if I don’t get an iPod? All of the kids at school will laugh at me!

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      MWarnerMcaekislove-caekingitup
      4/14/16 7:15pm

      If you’re a girl maybe. If you’re a guy your friends will just wonder why you don’t have Android, which has considerably-better porn watching capabilities.

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    Jerry-NetherlandAshley Feinberg
    4/14/16 6:24pm

    Facebook reply?.

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      JohninLAJerry-Netherland
      4/14/16 7:01pm

      Facebook owns Instagram.

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      Jerry-NetherlandJohninLA
      4/14/16 7:14pm

      Nicely done. I forgot about that.

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    Mr. Know It AllAshley Feinberg
    4/14/16 6:27pm

    Unlike Gawker that outs media executives, breaks celebrity porn tapes and loses 115 mil over them, and seems have no problem playing the sex tapes of people over “4 years old”.

    USA Today over Gawker in the credibility gap you third rate blogger.

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      caekislove-caekingitupMr. Know It All
      4/14/16 6:29pm

      Burner name checks out.

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      Mr. Know It Allcaekislove-caekingitup
      4/14/16 6:34pm

      No burner noob. Now go learn how to use the Internet special ed student.

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    SktroopAshley Feinberg
    4/14/16 6:29pm

    They failed to mention that teens love their My Space accounts as well.

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      CanuckistanislausSktroop
      4/14/16 6:49pm

      MySpace, Livejournal, Friendster, AOL, Usenet... who can keep up?

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    dragonhorseAshley Feinberg
    4/14/16 6:44pm

    Also, Flaming Hot Cheetos, Minecraft, Fallout 4—yes, I am old, but I am hep to the jive. #NotAllSquares

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      Canuckistanislausdragonhorse
      4/14/16 6:48pm

      My prediction for the next hot teen trend: barbershop!

      23-skidoo!

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    ZukkaAshley Feinberg
    4/14/16 6:41pm

    I haven’t seen this shoddy of an attempt to understand teens since the series premiere of Clone High.

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      OMG!PONIES!Ashley Feinberg
      4/14/16 6:37pm

      USA Today: The paper of record for Best Western motels

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        BaggyTrousers3Ashley Feinberg
        4/14/16 7:16pm

        I’m betting this goes all the way to the top. I bet they got tipped off by Deep Throatr.

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