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    Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Kelly Faircloth
    4/14/16 7:10pm

    So many perfume labels should literally read:

    water, alcohol, WHALE POOP, fragrance

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      4/14/16 7:11pm

      Apparently it’s more like a whale bezoar.

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      Cherith CutestorySlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
      4/14/16 7:12pm

      Only the really good ones.

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    Cherith CutestoryKelly Faircloth
    4/14/16 7:02pm

    Louise Belcher is going to be so pissed.

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      FranklyCherith Cutestory
      4/14/16 7:08pm
      GIF
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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaCherith Cutestory
      4/14/16 7:13pm

      I love Louise, but hey, she shouldn’t have tried to cut out Mickey.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKelly Faircloth
    4/14/16 7:04pm

    The ambergris that is produced by Chris Christie is what funded his failed presidential run.

    “The Plane’s over there Chris. Go home.”

    “.........okay....”

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      4/14/16 7:08pm

      So you’re saying Christie’s a squid sushi fanatic?

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      WhiskeyprayerJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      4/14/16 7:09pm


      If you aren’t making Bob’s Burgers jokes on this thread, you’re doing it wrong.

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    GregorMendelKelly Faircloth
    4/14/16 7:14pm

    They’re going to buy a mobile home with the money? Yee hah!

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      AskYourMotherGregorMendel
      4/14/16 7:21pm

      A “static” caravan sounds like a non-mobile trailer.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaAskYourMother
      4/14/16 7:22pm

      This is a distinction without a difference.

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    KRITIK4LM4SSKelly Faircloth
    4/14/16 7:21pm

    They’re lucky they aren’t American or Australian. I’m pretty sure both countries have bans on the sale of ambergris. I’m surprised to learn that the EU does not.

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      BlergKRITIK4LM4SS
      4/15/16 12:33am

      It’s treated differently to other whale products because it’s an excretion, a “benign product".

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      KRITIK4LM4SSBlerg
      4/15/16 12:38am

      Makes sense to me.

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    AnotherSplitAtomKelly Faircloth
    4/14/16 7:05pm

    WHO SMELLS LIKE FREAKING PORPOISE HORK?!

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaAnotherSplitAtom
      4/14/16 7:23pm

      Came here for this.

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      CurieCatAnotherSplitAtom
      4/14/16 7:26pm

      Aww, you beat me to it!

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    goddessoftransitoryKelly Faircloth
    4/15/16 1:34am

    So call me nuts, but you could present me with a lump of whale shit vomit every day until the end of time, and I promise you I would never go “Hey, perfect for perfume!”

    How do people come up with these things????

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinagoddessoftransitory
      4/15/16 1:51am

      And musk. How did that seem like a good idea either?

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      Starlightshadowgoddessoftransitory
      4/15/16 9:05am

      If you dilute it enough, dead people smell is great perfume too. And my favorite perfume product is made from the wood of a bacteria-eaten dead tree.

      Scents is a weird, weird science.

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    The Noble RenardKelly Faircloth
    4/14/16 7:09pm

    (via Fark)

    Now there’s a line that’ll make Drew Curtis happy.

    /spent a decade there, before realizing how tiny it had really gotten and just drifted away.

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      MuppetPastorThe Noble Renard
      4/15/16 9:53am

      As a fellow former TFer, I agree. I haven’t visited Fark in years.

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    banjingoballsKelly Faircloth
    4/14/16 7:09pm

    This is old news.

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      stoprobbersKelly Faircloth
      4/14/16 7:51pm

      I can’t be the only one who immediately thought “This is an episode of Bob’s Burgers,” right???

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