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JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
4/13/16 9:50am
Damn, I had an offer of a last -minute free ticket to see that show and I could’ve broken this story!!!

I hate being a responsible adult.
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  PenelopeParadisJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
  4/13/16 9:56am
  I would love to see Duran Duran. It is one of the last big relevant bands of my early teens that I have not seen.
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  BlondeGoddessPenelopeParadis
  4/13/16 10:02am
  I saw them when they had just reunited after Arcadia. It was glorious.
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Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaBobby Finger
4/13/16 9:53am
Yep, that’s a ring.

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  thetallblonde loves twinjaCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
  4/13/16 10:05am
  
  here’s where it came from
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  PantsFeverthetallblonde loves twinja
  4/13/16 10:15am
  I loved those little bubbles though. I wonder if I can order them on Amazon?
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Major Lazer Power BlazerBobby Finger
4/13/16 9:49am
what is up with lindsay and duran duran? i feel like ive seen their names together too many times in the last year to make any sense
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  SodburgerMajor Lazer Power Blazer
  4/13/16 9:52am
  Lindsay is hungry to say relevant. Very very hungry. One might even say, hungry like the wolf.
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  BabyJaneSodburger
  4/13/16 9:57am
  Plus she’s always liked Wild Boys.
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BabyJaneBobby Finger
4/13/16 9:53am
I think we all need to take a moment to reflect on how lucky we are that our in-laws aren’t Michael and Dina Lohan.
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  FeralFrigidSlutBabyJane
  4/13/16 10:00am
  Or our parents.
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  EmRyBabyJane
  4/13/16 10:44am
  Wait, though . . . why is no one talking about the fact that Michael and Dina are actually in the same room together . . . smiling???
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fortheloveofbeetsBobby Finger
4/13/16 9:53am
I’m biased, because I prefer simple (my engagement ring is a simple silver band), and maybe the blurry photo isn’t helping, but damn, that thing looks like it came out of a vending machine.
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  Sodburgerfortheloveofbeets
  4/13/16 9:57am
  you know, I kind of like it (better than Hilary Swanks emerald engagement ring even). Lindsay doesn’t do “simple & understated.” It’s big and flashy - just like her boobs!
  
  The green also compliments her red hair and green eyes (does she have green eyes?)
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  FeralFrigidSlutfortheloveofbeets
  4/13/16 9:59am
  Did you expect either Lindsay or a “Russian heir” to choose a tasteful ring?
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randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
4/13/16 10:01am
Drew Barrymore pulled a Ciara at a recent book reading.

I don’t imagine she’ll be able to avoid the word “Will” for very long?

I named my dog Maybe and she spends most of the day with her poor little head tilted.
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  wafflesfriendsworkrandilynisFINDILYN
  4/13/16 10:10am
  I have a friend from college who has a cat named Maeby (after Alia Shawkat’s Arrested Development character)
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  randilynisFINDILYNwafflesfriendswork
  4/13/16 10:20am
  Mine was named for the actual word, with an intended homage to the character.
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MisfitToyBobby Finger
4/13/16 9:55am
So is this Russian guy a good influence sort or what? Idk why, but I've got a soft spot for Lindsay and I just want her to do well.
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  Masshole JamesMisfitToy
  4/13/16 9:59am
  I have soft spot for 2003-era, Mean Girls Lindsay. But I broke up with her after Herbie, Fully Loaded.
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  DevonnaMisfitToy
  4/13/16 10:17am
  I’m hoping she’s learned enough from her past & has enough distance from her toxic family to have a solid relationship with this guy.
  
  I’m also irrationally worried that this will all somehow end up with her sleeping with Vladimir Putin, and nobody wants that for her.
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No-Mi SkyeBobby Finger
4/13/16 10:44am
Here’s hoping you make it to the actual wedding Lindsay. I already saw reports this morning saying there’s no engagement. Don’t let these rumors/truths flourish girl. Get your press.

And once you reach the actual wedding, here’s hoping you stay in long enough to get some nice alimony. Then you can finally ascend to your rightful place. The star of your own Housewives reality show. It would be the greatest one. We know this. You were made for this. This is what your entire life has been leading up to. You can rule this.

Go LiLo! Let me (and Tim Curry) be your diabolical godmothers girl:

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  Ceiling CatNo-Mi Skye
  4/13/16 1:03pm
  I would watch the shit out of that! It would be the greatest one!! I can picture Andy Cohen maniacally rubbing his palms together and hungrily cackling with the anticipation...
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  No-Mi SkyeCeiling Cat
  4/13/16 2:05pm
  Yes, you know it’s her true calling. Add her mother and father dropping in every once in a while? If not as permanent cast members. You know her mother is going to want to live with her. That show would be absolutely batshit and I’d be all over it.
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BlondeGoddessBobby Finger
4/13/16 9:56am
Khloé and Kylie think Chyna is desperate, thirsty

It takes one to know one.
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BlondeGoddessBobby Finger
4/13/16 10:00am
Garrett Hedlund is back on the market! This, like, totes creates opportunities for me!

Nah. I’m sad. They would have had such lovely tow headed children.
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  thetallblonde loves twinjaBlondeGoddess
  4/13/16 10:08am
  i ONLY feel joy at this. sucks to suck, kirsten!
  
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  Belladonna77thetallblonde loves twinja
  4/13/16 10:17am
  Right? He is ridiculously handsome. I just watched Unbroken and I loved his character and how he wore his uniform hat everywhere. Plus, now he’s free to focus on getting Disney to make Tron 3.
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