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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKara Brown
    4/12/16 7:33pm

    I am 1000% okay with Morgan Freeman being God.

    Liam Neeson would be an acceptable back-up.

    Because you know they’re never going to cast a woman as God.

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      weebleswobbleAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      4/12/16 7:35pm

      Beg to differ

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkweebleswobble
      4/12/16 7:40pm

      What is this from?

      Genuinely curious, the only possibility I could think of was ScarJo in Lucy, but that’s not explicitly stating that she’s god.

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    4/12/16 7:33pm

    “This ice cream is terrible.” — Astronauts

    I thought Astronaut ice cream (the freeze dried kind) was supposed to be pretty tasty. I mean, not icy or creamy, but still.

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      MargieBonzrandilynisFINDILYN
      4/12/16 7:37pm

      I loved it when I was a kid. Haven't had it as a grown up but now I want to.

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      bourgeoismiddlemanMargieBonz
      4/12/16 7:40pm

      It’s kind of like Lucky Charms marshmallows, but with the slight mouthfeel of a pat of butter. Oddly, it’s not terrible, until you think about how much you paid for it at the museum gift shop.

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    randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
    4/12/16 7:35pm

    Problem? Start with feeling love for the problem. You will then know what step you wish to take.

    That’s the challenge. I think I might only lust after the problem.

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      jinnirandilynisFINDILYN
      4/12/16 7:40pm

      The problem is very sexy. I mean, generally speaking, he is.

      Alas.

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      randilynisFINDILYNjinni
      4/12/16 7:44pm

      Puts the “dick” in predicament.

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    eugene levy's eyebrowsKara Brown
    4/12/16 7:40pm

    Never cut your own hair. For shame, Nancy O’Dell.

    I do the opposite of Tyra...I respond to texts in my head, but forget to actually type them out and send them. It’s part of my charm.

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      DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaeugene levy's eyebrows
      4/12/16 8:03pm

      Oh come on, LIKE THAT’S HER OWN HAIR.

      Does Tyra mean that she literally only sends people one-word texts with no context, you think? I mean, if someone sent me nothing but, “ok,” for no reason, I’d be all, “The fuck is she replying to? This couldn’t have been meant for me. I wonder if the person she did mean to send it to got it?”

      The ensuing conversation would probably baffle us both.

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      jinniDontBeSuchaBoobPunchTina
      4/12/16 8:08pm

      I might just respond: Sure, whatever.

      And see how far this little game could go.....

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    deerlady83Kara Brown
    4/12/16 7:49pm

    Seeing Patrick Stewart with his parasol reminded me of my new umbrella.

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      Mental Iceberg's Burnerdeerlady83
      4/12/16 7:52pm

      Gorgeous

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      hockygrrl4 aka DuckPooldeerlady83
      4/12/16 7:54pm

      That’s really quite lovely.

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    rslwnKara Brown
    4/12/16 7:44pm

    Nobody on this one?

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      AvaSilverrslwn
      4/12/16 9:09pm

      The guy is trying. I don’t understand what people want from this dude? For him to shut up about feminism? I’d rather have this type of oblivious eagerness than misogyny.

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      stephkat716rslwn
      4/12/16 10:31pm

      I find his eagerness really endearing. Like an adorable puppy.

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Kara Brown
    4/12/16 7:44pm

    Is it weird that Patton Oswalt is pretty much my dream man? I mean he isn’t my usual type but goddamn it, I want him bad.

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      hockygrrl4 aka DuckPoolOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      4/12/16 7:55pm

      It’s weirder that I would seriously consider fighting you for him.

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      Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.hockygrrl4 aka DuckPool
      4/12/16 8:15pm

      OH, WE WILL BATTLE.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereKara Brown
    4/12/16 7:50pm

    Hi @chelseahandler what’s the definition for someone who’s subjected to another person’s unwanted nudity? Is it Joo-gee-muhn -kee? #youretryingtoohard #thirstyforattention #Idontcare

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      GELLA - LLAPJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      4/12/16 8:00pm

      wait, you don’t care about naked womans body?

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      32_FootstepsGELLA - LLAP
      4/12/16 8:09pm

      Eh, some people don’t.

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    BabyJaneKara Brown
    4/12/16 7:36pm

    I had serious stomach issues today, and it was a problem, and no Yoko, I did not love it.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyBabyJane
      4/12/16 9:28pm

      My dog’s anal glands are infected, do you think love will help? Or should I keep up with the antibiotics and steroids?

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      BabyJaneI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      4/12/16 9:32pm

      Oh yeah, love will definitely clear that right up.

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    JeffersonMurderKara Brown
    4/12/16 7:43pm

    Man, I sure do love all this anxiety and poor self esteem and stuff. Spending pretty much every introspective moment hating myself is just the greatest. I hope I never know what it’s like to be in love.

    Hey Yoko am I doing it right?

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      stephkat716JeffersonMurder
      4/12/16 10:34pm

      I was wondering why Yokos tweet was pissing me off so much. This is why. No Yoko, I don’t love my broken heart or this feeling of consuming loneliness. F you.

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      JeffersonMurderstephkat716
      4/12/16 10:40pm

      I have this one really optimistic friend and sometimes I just want to drive out to where he lives and strangle him because he’s always like “Just stop feeling bad tell that bad mood to kick rocks hurf durf durf” and I’m all like “THAT IS NOT AN OPTION WHAT ABOUT THIS DO YOU NOT GET”

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