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    Kamai - Looming and InevitableBobby Finger
    4/12/16 1:22pm

    Dallas is a shithole, but Houston is objectively worse. It's basically Dallas, but with Florida's humidity and even worse drivers.

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      sofarKamai - Looming and Inevitable
      4/12/16 1:36pm

      Houston has amazing food, though. If I have to go, I make sure I plan my meals carefully and efficiently to make the trip worth it.

      Dallas has some great food, too, but the city is so insufferable that it almost isn’t worth it. Whenever I’m there, I always find myself thinking, “I need to wear 4X as much make-up. They know I am not one of them. They can tell.”

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      recidivicioussofar
      4/12/16 1:42pm

      True story: my uncle’s ex, who was a Dallasite, got up at 4am every morning to do her hair and makeup. She didn’t have to be at work until 9.

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    Cupid's RifleBobby Finger
    4/12/16 1:17pm

    Who watched Southern Charm?

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      MimiLaRueCupid's Rifle
      4/12/16 1:28pm

      I did... I’ve missed it so! I live for Patricia and the one who basically lives on a plantation.... what’s his name again??

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      BabyJaneCupid's Rifle
      4/12/16 1:35pm

      I did! Love that show.

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    4/12/16 1:25pm
    A viewer asks Brandi if LeeAnne truly wants to be the center of attention or is she really just a philanthropic person?

    Andy prods her to give her personal take on it. Brandi says she thinks it’s the attention because LeeAnne has “never really accomplished anything in her life, in my opinion, so she uses the charity world to make herself the center of attention and as if she’s done all these amazing things. ~~~WWHL recap.

    ZING!!

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      AnnieBodyrandilynisFINDILYN
      4/12/16 1:41pm

      She doesn’t go to charity because she needs to, okay, she goes to charity because she wants to.

      *The way they use charity is weird: “go to charity”, “do charity”....

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      Dupe70AnnieBody
      4/12/16 1:56pm

      It makes more sense if you realize Charity is another housewife who used to be a stripper.

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    MekenzieBobby Finger
    4/12/16 1:20pm

    Oh my god “she will fart on command, and I will dance in her fart”. This is a real thing someone said???

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      clockworkandcameosMekenzie
      4/12/16 1:25pm

      I can see a three year old saying something like that, but an adult...

      What?

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      Mekenzieclockworkandcameos
      4/12/16 1:27pm

      I mean, I guess it’s supposed to show off how quirky and fun they are, like “I’m not like other women!” but it’s just... Too much.

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    Ruby_de_la_BoobyBobby Finger
    4/12/16 1:22pm

    Can’t everyone fart on command? I mean, don’t try it at work or post-butt seks, but still...

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      MekenzieRuby_de_la_Booby
      4/12/16 1:25pm

      I can't. I mean, if I've been holding in a fart, I can choose when to let it out, but I definitely can't like... Summon a fart.

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      wafflesfriendsworkRuby_de_la_Booby
      4/12/16 1:28pm

      I’ve never been able to—I also can’t burp on command, which apparently everyone can do

      WHY can I not bend my bodily functions to my will??

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    thatsslightlyravenBobby Finger
    4/12/16 1:25pm

    All I could think about during the premier was

    GIF

    Andy is just fucking with us now.

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      MEtheBarbarianthatsslightlyraven
      4/12/16 1:40pm

      Lol the gator just chilling there

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      mazzieDthatsslightlyraven
      4/12/16 1:42pm
      GIF
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    oldenough2byourmamaBobby Finger
    4/12/16 1:44pm

    I can't manage the pacing of all these Housewives' franchises. Atlanta just wrapped, Beverly Hills is almost (mercifully) over, NY just started, now this? Where is this show when I need you - in the dead of summer?

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      BabyJaneoldenough2byourmama
      4/12/16 2:12pm

      I think they are doing another season of Melbourne as well.

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      Dbeds15BabyJane
      4/12/16 2:28pm

      That’s a shame..

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    WhiskeyprayerBobby Finger
    4/12/16 1:47pm

    But its not set in The Woodlands or Corsicana and it doesn’t feature Theresa Roemer or that woman whose husband embezzled all the money from a fruitcake company so, what’s the point?

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      Robin's QuiverWhiskeyprayer
      4/12/16 8:52pm

      The Woodlands....my hometown! Never see it mentioned. (Angeleno now) Collin Street Bakery is the fruitcake company.

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      WhiskeyprayerRobin's Quiver
      4/12/16 9:32pm


      Uh-oh, I’m a Rundberg Austinite. I think this means we have to rumble.

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    renosweenyBobby Finger
    4/12/16 2:56pm

    Did anyone else notice how juiced-up Travis Hollman asked his wife if she had packed the boys for their ski trip and when she said yes, he said, “then why did I just see his jacket hanging up in the laundry room?” He wanted to call her out and make her look bad on tv. Nice guy. She sold her soul to the devil for that big house on the Four Seasons golf course.

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      renosweenyrenosweeny
      4/12/16 2:57pm

      Forgot he also gives his wife a list of chores as a way to “earn money”.

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      BabyJanerenosweeny
      4/12/16 4:54pm

      He sounds like a gem.

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    doit2julia!Bobby Finger
    4/12/16 2:16pm

    Andy Cohen probably told these ladies they were on a new reality show about the Dallas charity scene called “Sweet Charity.” Like, the Potamac Housewives kept blathering on about Emily Post because the producers tricked them into thinking the show was about etiquette and then were all, “haha surprise, you’re Housewives now!”

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      Lola del Riodoit2julia!
      4/13/16 12:34pm

      #WholeNewLight

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