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    The Noble RenardLauren Nostro
    4/12/16 1:52pm

    I sext the old-fashioned way. Carrier pigeon and tiny daguerreotypes.

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      FuckingIdiotTheSequelThe Noble Renard
      4/12/16 1:54pm

      You need to step up your game & get with the times. All the hot action is in telegraphs now.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereFuckingIdiotTheSequel
      4/12/16 1:57pm

      I sext via Western Union telegrams. The delayed gratification really keeps it hot!

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    randilynisFINDILYNLauren Nostro
    4/12/16 2:07pm

    She takes the Kardashian “ethos”, puts it down, flips it and reverses it. Winding up with something so authentically over the top that it’s the realest real.

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      slicetoastrandilynisFINDILYN
      4/12/16 2:18pm

      My eyes have whiplash from reading that. Well done you.

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      randilynisFINDILYNslicetoast
      4/12/16 2:22pm

      Thank you. I just got a brand new Word Salad Shooter and I wanted to see how it worked.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereLauren Nostro
    4/12/16 1:58pm

    Help this Old out; I’m drawing a blank on what “muva” means?

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      Akat101JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      4/12/16 2:02pm

      I don’t know, but if I had to guess, it’s short for mother? Because all the kids call celebrities mom and dad now or something?

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      FuckingIdiotTheSequelJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      4/12/16 2:02pm

      “Mulva?”

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    MartinisAreLovelyLauren Nostro
    4/12/16 1:55pm

    I love her sex positivity. But she also exhausts me for some reason. Maybe it’s all those feuds and interchangeable relationships playing out on social media. Makes me want to nap, not sext.

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      randilynisFINDILYNMartinisAreLovely
      4/12/16 2:04pm

      Lucille hath spoken.

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      china-in-a-bull-shopMartinisAreLovely
      4/12/16 2:08pm

      it seems like a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

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    KatMarloweLauren Nostro
    4/12/16 2:05pm

    I’ve tried to reach out to her. For me, I think me and Kesha should just go in front of the Sony HQ.

    I like Amber Rose. I do. But I can see why Kesha hasn’t jumped on this.

    This seems more like an opportunity for Amber to use Kesha’s profile to expand Amber’s brand. I appreciate her hustle but this... no.

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      MissAndryKatMarlowe
      4/12/16 2:51pm

      Yeah I didn’t like this either. It’d be one thing to reach out to Kesha and say “I’m here for anything you need and I support you.” The last thing victims need is more opinions from people on how they should handle things. Maybe I’m just cynical but I have a hard time separating that particular statement of support from the fact that Amber would benefit from doing such a thing.

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    SodburgerLauren Nostro
    4/12/16 2:01pm

    Mr. West, the doctor is ready to see you now:

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      BusPassTrollop curls up and diesSodburger
      4/12/16 2:14pm

      I sent that one to my boyfriend immediately after downloading. He - unlike West - is a fan of booty biz and not ashamed.

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      SodburgerBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
      4/12/16 2:18pm

      My ex BFF went through an odd phase where she asked any man we encountered if he was into booty biz.

      Sushi making guy - Yes

      Falafel cart guy - Yes

      My stepbrother - Maybe, is this an offer?

      Indian couple down the street- Hell no

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    DaisyLadyLauren Nostro
    4/12/16 1:56pm
    GIF

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      CaptOtterLauren Nostro
      4/12/16 2:17pm

      I’m doing this for my fans, basically.

      Fans... of what?

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        all my friends are problematic (aka do the truffle-shuffle)Lauren Nostro
        4/12/16 2:15pm

        I’m sorry Lauren, but I see you forgot to add a ‘SPONSORED’ tag to this shameless plug - sorry, I mean, “interview”.

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          Krittylee33Lauren Nostro
          4/12/16 2:02pm

          Just in case you don’t listen to Kanye... the best lyrics out of his last album was “Blac Chyna fuckin’ Rob, helped him with the weight.” If THATS not love... i’m not sure what the fuck is.

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