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    OMG!PONIES!Gabrielle Bluestone
    4/11/16 9:30am

    The worst possible scenario is a Trump/Palin presidency. A Trump presidency by itself would last less than 3 months before he would be impeached for abuse of power.

    But with Sarah Palin as a poison pill...

    There would be no end to the madness.

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      birdpersonOMG!PONIES!
      4/11/16 9:47am

      Have you head Palin recently? She can’t string together a coherent sentence, let alone enough words to damage the country.

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      IanOMG!PONIES!
      4/11/16 9:48am

      What would happen if she, then, abused power? The speaker of the House takes over, right? Which would also be shitty.

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    Ed SpockGabrielle Bluestone
    4/11/16 9:44am

    The CIA reassured everyone that if, for some reason, they were to resume waterboarding under President Trump that it would be the “Super classiest waterboarding the world has ever seen.”

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      IanEd Spock
      4/11/16 9:50am

      “The ‘wood’ is sourced from the finest bones of Mexican immigrants, and formed into the perfect boards.”

      :/

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      southeastern_proletariatlibertyEd Spock
      4/11/16 9:53am

      But then again we are killing people with drones. I don’t know why water boarding is that bad considering we do agree on doing something much worse.

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    ReverandRichardWayneGaryWayneGabrielle Bluestone
    4/11/16 9:29am

    Trump seems most upset because ISIS “gets” to burn people alive and drop them in cages in a lake to drown. It’s as though he’s jealous. Perhaps no one has told him if he becomes president he will command a fleet of flying death robots that can rain fire from the sky.

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      LeeHarrisReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne
      4/11/16 9:54am

      Well, he’s upset because they use inferior cages. His cages would be the best ever - very classy - and American made. And he’d get the terrorist to pay for them.

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      SktroopReverandRichardWayneGaryWayne
      4/11/16 10:40am

      What scares me is that he DOES know that he’ll command a fleet of flying death robots and will want to use them whenever possible.

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerGabrielle Bluestone
    4/11/16 9:53am

    “A hell of a lot worse”?

    Like what? Making suspected terrorists listen to endless loops of Trump speeches? Because after about four seconds of that, I'm willing to gouge out my eyes and jam pencils in my ears to end the sensory experience. Any longer than that would be torture no human should have to endure.

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      SktroopIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      4/11/16 10:42am

      Loops of Trump speeches while being forced to stare at a series of photos of Ted Cruz smiling.

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      IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerSktroop
      4/11/16 10:48am

      Man, that is fucking terrifying!

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    NefertittiesGabrielle Bluestone
    4/11/16 9:40am
    GIF

    This just in:

    Mr. Trump confused “water” with “motor” in regards to compound words using “board”.

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      IanNefertitties
      4/11/16 9:49am

      Is that Giuliani...?

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      Syphilitic Scalia SaysIan
      4/11/16 9:51am

      Yup. Good old “Noun, verb, 9/11" dressing in drag Rudy.

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    Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
    4/11/16 9:36am

    CIA Director Busey will happily enforce President Trump’s mandate.

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      MalthianDave
      4/11/16 9:44am

      I would rather Busey be in the White House than Drumpf at this point. Or any point actually. Who actually thought he would be a good idea in the first place?

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      SktroopDave
      4/11/16 10:45am

      Probably more of a job for Steven Segal.

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    ArdenGabrielle Bluestone
    4/11/16 9:52am

    “We will not waterboard our captives,” the CIA said. “The practice is barbaric and wrong and it makes us look bad. We will, however, totally hand our captives over to less reputable nations where more serious torture is almost assuredly going to happen, and then pretend the information we get back was gained over tea and crumpets. This is an infinitely more moral practice."

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      TheBoysBadNewsGabrielle Bluestone
      4/11/16 9:30am

      Don’t worry, Trump will figure out a Final Solution to the CIA’s refusal to waterboard once he takes office, and it will be the best Final Solution possible, classy, luxurious, and he’ll make the terrorists pay for it too.

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        SulaymanFGabrielle Bluestone
        4/12/16 1:16am

        Do I trust them? Maybe. They can’t announce they would break international law so publicly. Also, ISIS has been torturing detainees the same way the CIA did (as many people warned back in 2004), and that was a wake-up call for the agency to stop giving the bad guys ideas or set the example.

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          Joann PrinzivalliGabrielle Bluestone
          4/11/16 1:52pm

          Future Dystopian News Headline:

          President Trump Appoints New CIA Director;
          Approved Same Day By Rubber Stamp Congress

          New Director Pledges No Limits in Questioning Terror Suspects

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