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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkBobby Finger
    4/08/16 1:03pm

    Of all the Italian pasta dishes to gorge oneself on, surely there is a more attractive option than carbonara.

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      assmonkeysaysI'mBRITNEY, BITCH!Adrastra, patron saint of snark
      4/08/16 1:06pm

      No. No there is not. #carbonara4lyfe

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      SwashFucklerAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      4/08/16 1:06pm

      Pasta with fresh pesto.

      Nomnomnomnomnom.

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    Jia TolentinoBobby Finger
    4/08/16 1:08pm

    omg that is so good to hear bobby!!!

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      Bobby FingerJia Tolentino
      4/08/16 1:11pm

      The good news won’t stop!!!

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      Emma CarmichaelBobby Finger
      4/08/16 1:13pm

      MORE good news - She boils her pasta in smartwater

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    anyah8sbunniesBobby Finger
    4/08/16 1:24pm

    That’s the one with bacon.... right?

    Hard pass, thanks.

    (Am officially better than Jennifer Aniston)

    (Hahaha....just kidding)

    Edit: Kidding about the being better than her thing, not the carbonara thing...cos I hate bacon

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkanyah8sbunnies
      4/08/16 1:27pm

      It is so hard to find other people who hate bacon.

      GIF
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      anyah8sbunniesAdrastra, patron saint of snark
      4/08/16 1:31pm
      GIF

      So hard!!!! Am loving the gif btw <3

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    Masshole JamesBobby Finger
    4/08/16 1:07pm

    In addition to the carbonara, Aniston also loves Dancing With the Stars. She needs Jesus in her life.

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      GELLA - LLAPMasshole James
      4/08/16 1:11pm

      Who is Jesus? I don’t know her.

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      paultoesMasshole James
      4/08/16 1:15pm

      Ohhh... so that’s why her rebound guy was Vince Vaughn, a smug, lumpy conservative!

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    KristenfromMABobby Finger
    4/08/16 1:05pm

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoKristenfromMA
      4/08/16 1:08pm

      I have to say Jennifer aniston is a celebrity that is very messy while eating spaghetti! But luckily I was able to get a few pics before they threw me out!

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkKristenfromMA
      4/08/16 1:09pm

      Just wait for the next tabloid account of her possible pregnancy. That’ll probably have one.

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    Lady Hazel of WassernameBobby Finger
    4/08/16 1:05pm
    GIF

    THANK GOD!!! Celebrities really are JUST LIKE US!

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      Major Lazer Power BlazerBobby Finger
      4/08/16 1:16pm

      in other good news- i am allowing myself a cheat dinner tonight and eating pizza!!!!!!!!!!

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        Annalise'sBraidWigMajor Lazer Power Blazer
        4/08/16 1:53pm

        This is gonna sound insincere asf but by God it is from the bottom of my heart; I am so fucking happy for you. I have so much health stuff and produce that goes bad today or tomorrow that I actually can’t. I would actually give my life for a pizza right now. (Ok, maybe not my life but like my shoes and I’m wearing cute ankle boots so yh, that means something)

        Anywhoooooo have fun!

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        BadgirlbeautyMajor Lazer Power Blazer
        4/08/16 3:07pm

        It’s my cheat night too and it’d Chinese for me. I’m eating ALL the carbs and no one can stop me!

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
      4/08/16 1:10pm

      So Jen has come out as a Pastafarian?

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        HaHaYouFoolJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
        4/08/16 1:24pm

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      BusPassTrollop curls up and diesBobby Finger
      4/08/16 1:35pm

      BOBBY WHY AREN’T YOU TALKING ABOUT THE VINCE NEIL/NIC CAGE FIGHT

      http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/04/nicola…

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        ArloBusPassTrollop curls up and dies
        4/08/16 1:43pm

        Fuck yeah, Nic Cage!

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      RicwashBobby Finger
      4/08/16 1:25pm

      How much you wanna bet that she is only eating whole grain, organic pasta?

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that, as I had to switch to whole grain pasta after my PCP gave me hell about my weight and blood work. But you will rip my marinara and alfredo sauces, and pork products (ok, I’ve started substituting some turkey products, but not all the time) from my cold dead hands.

      Celebrities: When it comes to food, they WANT to be just like us, but they know they can’t if they want to keep working.

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