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    Lion-oRichieJeff Ihaza
    4/07/16 10:06pm

    Seriously, who the fuck do these people like at this point?!

    I’m starting to believe they have Reagan’s DNA somewhere and are secretly plotting the shit out of something... maybe that’s what’s up with Cruz’s face. Slowly morphing... but it’s going horribly wrong.

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      gramercypoliceLion-oRichie
      4/07/16 10:26pm

      At this point, Michelle Bachman’s not looking like such a bad candidate, now is she?

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      ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Bokegramercypolice
      4/07/16 10:42pm

      She’s the best dancer in the GOP, right after Rubio.

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    RooseveltsRevengeJeff Ihaza
    4/07/16 10:02pm

    I really don’t get the hate for Cruz.

    The GOP have been cuddling up to every piece of shit they can find the last 15 years, you’d think they’d be ecstatic to finally nominate an actual peice of shit...

    Weird.

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      Stephen Dowling BottsRooseveltsRevenge
      4/07/16 10:12pm

      They hate him because he told the Republican establishment to go fuck itself (but, sadly, not in a good way). He made many, many enemies amongst people who should be his friends.

      Also, he raped and murdered six women in California in the mid 90's (or, to the best of my knowledge at least, has never denied it).

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      Margog 'The Hammer' ShapiroRooseveltsRevenge
      4/07/16 10:12pm

      I don’t get it either. Were Mitt Romney, or John McCain supposed to have been any more likeable? None of this makes sense to me.

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    CleverUsernameJeff Ihaza
    4/08/16 12:21am

    Voting for Cruz to unseat Trump is like trying to cover the smell of burning hair with a fart.

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      matt.maraCleverUsername
      4/08/16 7:39am

      Voting for Cruz because you hate Trump is like putting out a fire on your rug by shitting on it. Yeah, there’s no more fire, but now you’ve got hot, possibly flaming, poop to deal with.

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      CleverUsernamematt.mara
      4/08/16 8:03am

      Your analogy works, too.

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    rrpeteJeff Ihaza
    4/07/16 10:01pm

    Party loyalty can get things done to advance the goals and directives of your party platform.

    And trap you into supporting someone who does not hold your values, does not have a shot at winning a higher office, and is personally abhorrent.

    All of this to maintain the brand.

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      Mortal Dictatarrpete
      4/07/16 10:04pm

      “Désperation: the new fragrance by the GOP”

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      Margog 'The Hammer' Shapirorrpete
      4/07/16 10:15pm

      You can say the same thing about the two-party system generally.

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesJeff Ihaza
    4/07/16 10:10pm

    Better Ted than Dead, indeed. People worry about enthusiasm gaps within the Dem primary, but this is next-level shit on the GOP side.

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      DoubtthiswilllastJeff Ihaza
      4/07/16 10:25pm

      Those Republican toadies and hacks will all fall in line no matter if they nominate Cruz, Trump, or a sentient Klan hood.

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        ╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and BokeJeff Ihaza
        4/07/16 10:44pm

        Can’t wait to see what the Trump goons do to regain the momentum? My best guess is a false flag gang-shooting at at Trump event. A hit attempt by the Gay Mexican Mafia.

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          NewYorkCityBoy╰(　´◔　ω　◔ `)╯< Woke and Boke
          4/08/16 3:38am

          As a gay man I can tell you everyone knows the Gay Mexican Mafia is a myth; it's actually the Gay Toaster-Oven Brigade!

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        Kenhe LoginJeff Ihaza
        4/08/16 1:15am

        Q: Why do people take an instant disliking to Ted Cruz?

        A: It saves time.

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          doodietangJeff Ihaza
          4/07/16 11:37pm

          People who like that fucking nerd, ranked:

          1. Ted Cruz

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            Unbearable PainJeff Ihaza
            4/07/16 10:51pm

            Meanwhile, someone who was an honest moderate Republican was like “Fuck this.” and is voting for whatever blue wins the nomination.

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