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    HiMyNameIsJayAgainJordan Sargent
    4/06/16 11:06am

    Yes, stranger, please drive my car while I take a nap in the backseat.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4HiMyNameIsJayAgain
      4/06/16 11:08am

      Look, just because YOU lost trust in your fellow criminal...I mean man....

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      MBCockHiMyNameIsJayAgain
      4/06/16 11:09am

      “Hey, do you mind taking over control of the flight of this plane?”

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    EugeneJordan Sargent
    4/06/16 11:11am

    I never let other people drive my car heck not even my family members. I just bought a brand new 2015 Mercedes e350

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      IanEugene
      4/06/16 11:25am

      *starts furiously organizing ceremony in local village square to honor Gawker poster Eugene*

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      tornadoslackssEugene
      4/06/16 11:28am

      Dude, it's 2016. That car is brand old.

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    CaptainMidnightJordan Sargent
    4/06/16 11:10am

    Nothing good has ever come out of Philly.

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      EugeneCaptainMidnight
      4/06/16 11:17am

      Except ginos Philly cheese steaks

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      Misteaks were madeEugene
      4/06/16 11:18am

      Tourist...and it’s Geno’s.

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    Masshole JamesJordan Sargent
    4/06/16 11:15am

    At least nobody got sexually assaulted so as far as I’m concerned, this is a feel-good Uber story.

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      BurgersAndFliesMasshole James
      4/06/16 11:16am

      The only “feel-good” story about Uber is when they are forced to treat their employees like humans.

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      acornMasshole James
      4/06/16 11:33am

      I mean, I don’t know about “feel good,” as they both were briefly hospitalized, but I guess it’s a step up.

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    Misteaks were madeJordan Sargent
    4/06/16 11:11am

    Herkimer, New York

    Home to delicious, delicious Herkimer cheddar.

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4Misteaks were made
      4/06/16 11:18am

      That explains the need to drive 4 hours at 2 a.m.!

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      Ned FreyMisteaks were made
      4/06/16 11:30am

      And lovely Herkimer “diamonds”!

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    norbiznessJordan Sargent
    4/06/16 11:26am

    YESTERDAY’S LOCAL NEWS— TODAY!

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      wonderfulpistachiosnorbizness
      4/06/16 11:32am

      Yesterday’s local news is today’s gossip is tomorrow’s news, I think that’s how it works.

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      norbiznesswonderfulpistachios
      4/06/16 11:36am

      In explaining how anything internet or smartphone-related is designed to function, I invariably come back to Alex and the need to take his pills

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    Herbed and SpicedJordan Sargent
    4/06/16 11:07am

    Once people realize that surge pricing was on, sympathies will immediately fall back to team Carlos.

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      The Original SunshineJordan Sargent
      4/06/16 1:29pm

      Also, Robinson will no longer be driving for Uber and he will probably lose his TLC license. That was dumb.

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        Sid and FinancyJordan Sargent
        4/06/16 11:45am

        The accomplice economy.

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          dwaynegothisballsironedtotakethewrinklesoutJordan Sargent
          4/06/16 11:05am

          Genius move letting the fare drive your car.

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            hanging gardensdwaynegothisballsironedtotakethewrinklesout
            4/06/16 11:09am

            Tom Sawyer would be impressed.

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