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    wastingtimeontheinternetGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 4:54pm

    She’s an attractive blonde. Never would have guessed.

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      XrdsAlumwastingtimeontheinternet
      4/05/16 5:03pm

      Mystery solved. Thank you.

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      Dolemitewastingtimeontheinternet
      4/05/16 5:05pm

      For a second, I paused, and thought: “Donald actually hired a female to a position of power?”, but yeah, the photo explains it.

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    gramercypoliceGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 5:00pm

    The Republican philosophy on politicians can be summed up as, “The less experience, the better!”

    Trump is just applying that foolproof philosophy to his foreign policy advisors, his economic policy advisors, his delegate counters, and his analytics operations.

    He thinks, “Hey, promoting a guy with no experience works every day in Silicon Valley, why not in a Presidential campaign? We’re disrupting the fuck outta this bitch!”*

    *i’m paraphrasing

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      PeteRRgramercypolice
      4/05/16 5:06pm

      Is that why Cruz and Kasich are eating his lunch when it comes to the ground game in the primary states, because the GOP believes in the less experience, the better? Maybe it’s because he’s a populist blowhard who believes his own press releases.

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      DubayaTeeEffgramercypolice
      4/05/16 5:09pm

      His advisors have experience. They just tend to be batshit.

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    Netflix and ShillGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 4:56pm

    Considering his ties to Roger Stone, who has ties to a large network of veteran operatives, I’m surprised by the amateurish campaign staff Trump has put together. It really does speak to his management style, which he’s always talking about.

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      IanNetflix and Shill
      4/05/16 4:58pm

      Just another move that screams “I don’t care to win!”. :/

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      Witch HoggleIan
      4/05/16 5:01pm

      God, if only the idiot masses would get the hint...

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    IanGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 5:08pm

    “Mexico is sending rapists and drug dealers...yeah!!”

    *crowd goes wild* “Hmmm...ok, guess I’ll have to amp it up...”

    “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

    *crowd can’t get enough* “Goddamn these people are stupid. Really?!?!? Let’s try this...”

    “Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?” *crowd loves it*

    “Fuck, I’ll just hire someone with no experience and see how the rubes feel about that.”

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      Brian, The Life ofIan
      4/05/16 5:39pm

      Exactly. This was all a lark from day one and now he is running out of stupid things to say that could get him tossed aside.

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      ExBandMatesBrian, The Life of
      4/05/16 6:14pm

      That’s wishful thinking. There’s no question that he’s serious about wanting to win. Why else would he devote so much of his time and money to this? People don’t spend this much time and money on something to try and fail on purpose. What would be the point of that?

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    Netflix and ShillGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 5:08pm

    If Carl Icahn doesn’t want to be Trump’s Secretary of the Treasury, my understanding is the second choice is E-trade Baby.

    Here he is with a pile of money, demonstrating his qualifications for the job, and below that he explains his strategy for shifting blame when they tank the U.S. economy.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)Netflix and Shill
      4/05/16 6:13pm

      What about that puppy monkey baby thing from that one commercial?

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      Netflix and ShillFlying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)
      4/05/16 6:51pm

      Good suggestion, but I’m not sure his voters would appreciate puppy monkey’s “mixed background”.

      I think E-trade Baby has the inside track because of 2 areas of common ground with Trump.

      1. As you can see from his pile of money above, he has “ a good brain”, and from his commercials we know he has “the best words”.

      2. They both wear a diaper because they’re full of shit and make the same face when filling it up.

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    gramercypoliceGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 5:06pm

    Also, this is funny, if tangential:

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      HighLikeAnEaglegramercypolice
      4/05/16 6:02pm

      I’m both dumbfounded and completely unsurprised by this. How is this even possible?! Life during the Age of Trump, I guess.

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      Flying Squid (I hate me more than you do.)gramercypolice
      4/05/16 6:16pm

      I don’t even... what? It’s not like no one knew who Trump was when he was with Marla Maples. Did he use a fake accent or something? “No... I am not zee Tromp! I am zee publeeseetee manahjehr. How dahr you sahr!”

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    CorbettoGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 5:17pm

    Hey, just because someone has zero experience at something doesn’t mean they won’t knock it out of the park.

    I’m 40 years oldand the closest I’ve been to commanding a starship is driving a large van of drunks around DC, but dammit, I know I’d be a great starship captain. The best captain, you know?

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      Albert KuntekoCorbetto
      4/05/16 5:22pm

      I’m sure you would be a great starship captain. You think Picard could do what you’ve done? Sure, large chunks of his crew were drunk at any given time, but he never had to deal with traffic circles.

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      George PCorbetto
      4/05/16 6:03pm

      I am rooting for your, man. James Tiberius got nothing on you. You probably have to deal with all kinds of green bitches, amirite? I'll make a few calls.

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    jrfunkensteinGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 5:39pm

    All these holes in the Trumpenzeppelin are exposing his scampaign as nothing more than noxious explosive gas.

    GIF
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      Snapchatmethatpussyjrfunkenstein
      4/06/16 1:54am

      Oh, the Trumpmanity!

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      jrfunkensteinSnapchatmethatpussy
      4/06/16 2:05am

      A hard Trump’s gonna fall.

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    ReburnsABurningReturnsGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 5:01pm

    This seems like it is turning into one of those Monster.com commercials with the chimps.

    The only real difference is that the one reasonable person didn’t leave because they were never there in the first place.

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      VanNostrandGabrielle Bluestone
      4/05/16 5:02pm

      Witold Chrabaszcz, a data engineer “with little prior high-level political strategy experience,” and Ashton Adams, a 2015 college graduate.

      “Mr. Chrabaszcz, did you ever have an intimate relationship with Mr. Trump?”

      GIF
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