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    icanneverremembermyburnercodeGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 10:55am

    Gahh. Everytime I see her or read about her or hear about her, I want to punch John McCain in that fleshy sack where his nuts used to be. Repeatedly. Fuck him for introducing her to this nation and giving her a platform. This is all your fault John!

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      Tessicanneverremembermyburnercode
      4/05/16 10:57am

      Don’t forget Bill Kristol. He’s the halfwit who “discovered” Palin and pushed her as a potential running mate.

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      Saturn Nutsicanneverremembermyburnercode
      4/05/16 11:03am

      I say fuck the 60 million Americans who thought she was fit to be one McCain heart attack away from becoming the leader of the free world.

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    IskaralPustGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 10:59am

    “seeing all the green and gold, and the green and gold, until I’m dead and cold, paraphernalia everywhere”

    I call this poem “shooting up with leprechauns.”

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      KumichoIskaralPust
      4/05/16 11:02am

      To be fair, we are a little nuts about our local sports franchise....

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      AliceInWunderlandKumicho
      4/05/16 11:04am

      Aha! Well, seeing this slogan (which I didn’t know was a thing about the Packers) means that Palin was making sense. I mean, sort of. For this one thing.

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    MizJenkinsGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 11:16am

    “Filed to: Is She Having a Stroke?”

    HA! No but really, is it not obvious that something is either chemically or neurologically wrong here? I question when it becomes untoward to even mock her.

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      Armageddon T. ThunderbirdMizJenkins
      4/05/16 11:35am

      I’ve committed to mocking her all the way to the end.

      I never said I was a good person.

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      okiedokieokieMizJenkins
      4/05/16 11:45am

      I think it’s clearly chemical due to all the slurring. Most of her “s” sounds come out as “sh.” I come from a long line of pill poppers, so I know it when I see and hear it.

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    norbiznessGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 10:59am

    Don’t worry, given the rapid devolution of the modern GOP (Eisenhower - Goldwater - Nixon - Reagan - Gingrich - Dubya/Cheney - Palin - 2010s Congress - Trump/Cruz) she’ll be a moderate elder stateswoman by 2020

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      Johnny Chundersnorbizness
      4/05/16 11:13am

      Maybe she’ll end up on the McLaughlin Group?

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesnorbizness
      4/05/16 11:14am

      **shivers**

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    Hip Brooklyn StereotypeGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 10:54am

    “...inducing and seducing them with gift baskets.”

    Sounds like a cutting room floor line from The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.

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      Capitol HeightsHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      4/05/16 11:14am

      “I grow old, I grow old. I shall war the bottoms of my trousers rolled.”

      I was going to say ‘shut your whore mouth’, but you’re right...there is a similarity between Palin and T.S. Eliot.

      Does Bill Maher have any bleach left in that jug?

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      Sid and FinancyHip Brooklyn Stereotype
      4/05/16 11:17am

      The Love Song of J. Alfred Trucknutz, by U.S. Idiot.

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    The Noble RenardGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 11:04am

    Our kids and our grandkids, they’ll never know then what it means to be rewarded for that entrepenurial spirit that god creates within us in order to work and produce and strive and thrive and really be alive

    Soooo, our children will never know what it’s like to earn Communications degrees and go on to a barely-profitable career in sportscasting, before quitting that to go work in a partner’s business and then spend the rest of their career earning taxpayer dollars before quitting and being paid obscene amounts of money to ramble nonsense?

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      YoSup is in League with the Raccoon MenaceThe Noble Renard
      4/05/16 11:09am

      I think she means that undocumented children, which she accidentally acknowledges to be part of the political community, will never learn to work hard or know what it’s like to face adversity because of that one time she heard about one of them being given a free soccer ball.

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      IskaralPustThe Noble Renard
      4/05/16 11:14am

      Judging by your bitterness and jealousy, I take it you haven’t been induced and seduced with any gift baskets full of soccer balls lately.

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    Richard PunchGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 11:54am

    So... I guess I’m just curious how these disastrous speeches come to be. I don’t think she has speechwriters, unless they have either just said “fuck it, she doesn’t (can’t?) read it anyway,” or have had a frontal lobotomy.

    Do they just give her talking points?

    PACKERS ARE GREEN AND GOLD

    WELCOMING PEOPLE - GIFT BASKETS???

    GOD

    ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT

    And then this is the result?

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      fishessowonderfulRichard Punch
      4/05/16 12:52pm

      I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this comment! I’ve been wondering the same thing for awhile. It doesn’t seem possible that she’s actually reading a scripted speech. But this means the RNC (or whoever is wrangling her at a particular event) is fine with her going up there and spewing random words?

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      Richard Punchfishessowonderful
      4/05/16 12:53pm

      Well, considering she’s shilling for Trump, and Trump’s word soup is its own special brand of awful, I think that might be the case.

      “Sarah, you’re tremendous. Just incredible. Just go out there and be folksy with the people, Sarah. Classy.”

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    Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 10:53am
    GIF

    It really gels when you listen to it with the Bongo Player.

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      Moses HightowerDave
      4/05/16 11:07am

      How now, brown bureaucrats?

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      THRILLHODave
      4/05/16 11:31am

      this needs more stars

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 11:10am

    “Getting off the airplane today, as I’m walking through the airport and seeing all the green and gold, and the green and gold, until I’m dead and cold, paraphernalia everywhere,”

    She’s a regular Edgar Allen Poe. It’s funny; he was more coherent black-out drunk than she is sober, bless her heart.

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      matt.maraGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      4/05/16 12:23pm

      Objection, your honor. The statement assumes facts not in evidence. Specifically, the statement assumes that Palin is sober.

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      ARP2GeorgeGeoffersonLives
      4/05/16 1:24pm

      That’s a popular Packers phrase, so not entirely crazy.

      “North London till I die” and the like.

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    LindaGabrielle Bluestone
    4/05/16 10:57am

    Have we started the count down clock to when Sarah is dragged out of one of these events in a straight jacket?

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      William BechiomLinda
      4/05/16 11:01am

      Sarah Palin is the Sean Young of politics. Nobody is going to tell her directly, but she’ll never land a serious role again and they’ll trot her out once in a while because it’s good for clicks.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesWilliam Bechiom
      4/05/16 11:15am

      I can’t believe I’m about to do this, but that’s an insult to Sean Young. lol

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