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    chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfishRachel Vorona Cote
    4/04/16 10:15pm

    “On the evening of April 4, Fox News’s Megyn Kelly asked Cruz at a Madison, Wisconsin town hall whether ‘he has ever committed adultery.’”

    I loathe Ted Cruz more than your average bear, but I still think the only proper answer to that question should be “None of your goddamn business.”

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      jezbannedchritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      4/04/16 10:18pm

      Yeah, that’d be great if Ted Cruz wasn’t interested in slut-shaming women who use birth control or get abortions, and wasn’t interested in outlawing gay marriage. So, yeah, he has to answer that question.

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      Jessaminachritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      4/04/16 10:18pm

      It should be, but in the States it’s an impeachable offence, apparently, so he has to be careful.

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    fondue processRachel Vorona Cote
    4/04/16 10:07pm

    i believe him, simply because other women wanting to sleep with ted cruz is just

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      acornfondue process
      4/04/16 10:17pm

      I mean, seriously. I cannot even believe that i almost feel bad for him. I have to imagine press like that has to be upsetting, but the worst of it is that the overall response is of utter disbelief because the general consensus is that you are irredeemably unfuckable. Like, that has to really sting on so many levels.

      And Heidi, like, wtf girl. I get it that depression is a bitch and I, too, have felt the sting of self-hatred, but what are you doing?

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      MegSwanfondue process
      4/04/16 10:17pm

      The only reason I don’t believe it is because he is so absolutely repulsive and I haven’t met one women (Republican or otherwise) who didn’t feel that way. Also the women they claim slept with him are all so much more attractive than him. Like he’s a 0.5 and they’re all 7+. Power and intellect can only get you so far unless there’s lots of money involved.

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    AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoRachel Vorona Cote
    4/04/16 10:28pm

    TrusTed on human flesh I have fed.

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdoAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      4/04/16 10:29pm

      TrusTed every murder scene I have fled.

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      deerlady83AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      4/04/16 10:31pm
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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Rachel Vorona Cote
    4/04/16 10:11pm

    Yeah but when are we going to have someone ask the IMPORTANT questions?! COME ON TED. BE HONEST.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      4/04/16 10:33pm

      I’m surprised no one is even talking about that part of the town hall.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      4/04/16 10:35pm

      JAIL HIM

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    maryannsueRachel Vorona Cote
    4/04/16 10:15pm

    sinister twin of Ratigan

    My favorite one yet.

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      Rachel Vorona Cotemaryannsue
      4/04/16 10:36pm

      Glad it rings true. :)

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      clockworkandcameosRachel Vorona Cote
      4/04/16 10:43pm

      This is the best comparison. I didn’t even see it until you pointed it out, but now I can’t unsee it.

      bravo!

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    Adrastra, patron saint of snarkRachel Vorona Cote
    4/04/16 10:22pm

    WOULD U

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      deerlady83Adrastra, patron saint of snark
      4/04/16 10:23pm

      My vagina ate itself the last time I thought about it so, no.

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      Adrastra, patron saint of snarkdeerlady83
      4/04/16 10:25pm

      that would be a useful adaptation.

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    Wife on MarsRachel Vorona Cote
    4/05/16 3:34am

    I like your writing. I’ve never read an article that ended with the phrase “the candidate smirked” before. But I think there was never a need for an article to end that way till he busTed onto the scene.

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      Rachel Vorona CoteWife on Mars
      4/05/16 10:18am

      Aww well thank you!

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Rachel Vorona Cote
    4/04/16 10:23pm

    I believe you ted, you live a very busy life after all

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      deerlady83Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      4/04/16 10:27pm
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      Shudder.

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    SneakysRachel Vorona Cote
    4/05/16 12:03am

    Ted Cruz, GOP presidential candidate and sinister twin of Ratigan

    The only thing I will miss from this election when it is mercifully over and Kang and Kodos rule over us all is the amazing descriptors this site has had for the GOP candidates.

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      That's Not That Much CheeseSneakys
      4/05/16 10:45am

      I’ll miss talking about Ted Cruz being the zodiac killer. That’s been really fun for me.

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    siryouleanblueRachel Vorona Cote
    4/04/16 10:51pm

    Ted Cruz: ‘I Have No Choice But to Be Faithful to My Wife’

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      Jackie_Jormp_Jompsiryouleanblue
      4/05/16 9:32am

      A+

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