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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerJ.K. Trotter
    4/04/16 10:43am

    That the whole fucking enterprise was conceived as a public access TV stunt by a few ultra-liberal friends, and then word got around about how good it was, and, well, things kinda got out of hand?

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      Sardonicuss The GreyIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      4/04/16 10:48am

      ....or that Fox News is actually the horrible result of a bet between 3 prominent science fiction writers of the 60's? Oh wait...

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesIAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      4/04/16 10:57am

      lol, this is exactly what I was thinking. The only thing that could truly damage them is the explicit revelation that they are playing the rubes. Nothing much criminal would hurt them.

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    Masshole JamesJ.K. Trotter
    4/04/16 10:35am

    You yourself reported on one of their dirty little secrets J.K. Shepard Smith totally fucked this hot dude and had him disappeared. He’s probably buried in Shepard’s closet.

    http://gawker.com/shepard-smith-…

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      Sean BrodyMasshole James
      4/04/16 10:36am

      They do love a good outing at Gawker, don’t they?

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      ShethinksmytractorssexyMasshole James
      4/04/16 10:39am

      Deng.

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    Johnny ChundersJ.K. Trotter
    4/04/16 10:34am

    The biggest secret that could bring down Fox News: Sean Hannity once said a kind word to an immigrant.

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      Cherith CutestoryJohnny Chunders
      4/04/16 10:39am

      Slander!!!!

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      SktroopJohnny Chunders
      4/04/16 10:45am

      Hannity would claim that he didn’t know the person was an immigrant and would have verbally and physically if he had known...and that the “Liberal Media” set him up by sending that person to talk to him.

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    Cherith CutestoryJ.K. Trotter
    4/04/16 10:52am

    I don’t buy it. There aren’t many secrets that would actually hurt them.

    They are sucking up to Trump like they do all Republican candidates. And they don't care about his attacks because the most strong is against female employees and women are always expendable to people like this.

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      Sluicer's ghostCherith Cutestory
      4/04/16 11:05am

      True, in the words of Roger Ailes, "the graveyards are filled with indispensable blonds..."

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      Jason98Cherith Cutestory
      4/04/16 11:16am

      Campaign laws and coordination between Fox and GOP candidates to craft a message.

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    99Telep☺dpr☹blemsJ.K. Trotter
    4/04/16 10:56am

    I love stories like this because they give me hope that our long national nightmare will conclude with Trump, the GOP, FOX News, all off it, completely imploding like the house at the end of Poltergeist and being sucked into the hell-dimension where they belong.

    GIF
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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesJ.K. Trotter
      4/04/16 10:43am

      He knows what they did last summer. Oh, and allegedly all of the international sex slaves Rupert Murdoch keeps in the basement of headquarters. Allegedly.

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        Masshole JamesGeorgeGeoffersonLives
        4/04/16 10:46am

        I choose to believe every word of this.

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        ThisisnttheaccountMasshole James
        4/04/16 3:28pm

        It’s like we got no choice in the matter. The science is decided

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      norbiznessJ.K. Trotter
      4/04/16 10:36am

      Roger Ailes is in actuality 1/32nd black, which by the one drop rule employed by 99% of the regular Fox News viewership renders him incapable of running a network, or voting for that matter.

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        Sluicer's ghostnorbizness
        4/04/16 11:04am

        Nailed it!

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      ARP2J.K. Trotter
      4/04/16 10:47am

      Trump and Fox are the only sources that Fox News viewers trust. Any other secret from nearly any other source can be successfully denied and they can even turn it against the “liberal media” for perpetuating it.

      Trump and Fox have the doctrine of mutually assured destruction going. know if either of them pushes too hard, it could cause Fox viewers’ cognitive dissonance to break.

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        WideStanceARP2
        4/04/16 12:54pm

        Nothing will cause their cognitive dissonance to break. Nothing. If it hasn’t happened by now, it never will.

        These people literally believe that giving more money to Donald Trump will help alleviate poverty in America.

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        ARP2WideStance
        4/04/16 1:26pm

        I meant that if Trump attacks Fox News, they can’t blame it on the “liberal media,” minorities, or their scapegoat de jour. It’s two entities that pretend to be the “real” source of truth. So, they’ll have to pick one of those to be secretly liberal.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesJ.K. Trotter
      4/04/16 10:53am

      Literally the only damaging thing for Fox’s brand would be to find out the heads are all Democrats cynically playing the wacko conservative base of the Republican Party. Anything else their watchers would just explain away as some plot by the “liberal media.”

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        DL ThurstonJ.K. Trotter
        4/04/16 10:34am

        If you have any idea what these Fox News secrets are, please get in touch.

        (looks left)
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        (whispers) You didn’t hear this from me, but...they don’t like Obama very much.

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