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    doctorleakyPatrick Redford
    4/01/16 8:05pm

    I was hoping for people :(

    Guess we have less in common than I thought

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      AllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdodoctorleaky
      4/01/16 8:10pm

      Gas station jerky IS people. GAS STATION JERKY IS PEOPLE. DON’T YOU SEE??? GAS STATION JERKY ISSSS PEEEOPLEEEE (is dragged away screaming. Turned into delicious gas station jerky-peppered flavor).

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      doctorleakyAllieCat ❤️'S hats on cats-is probable weirdo
      4/01/16 8:13pm

      I am 100% okay with this

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    Nina LemonePatrick Redford
    4/01/16 8:11pm

    That’s why I’m burnin up for this woke bae.

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      Nina LemoneNina Lemone
      4/01/16 8:11pm

      Especially when he looks me in the eyes and tells me that he loves turkey jerky.

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      Nina LemoneNina Lemone
      4/01/16 8:12pm

      I went through a JoBro phase in college and I hate myself.

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    Queen of BithyniaPatrick Redford
    4/01/16 8:26pm

    Unless he wants to snack on man-ass and record it on video, I don’t care. Why are both Jezebel and now ersatz Jezebel trying so frantically to make this guy happen?

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      Cocopop!Queen of Bithynia
      4/01/16 8:50pm

      I don’t know, but the best gas station snack is Chile Picante Corn Nuts.

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      Rihanna is the one trueQueen of Bithynia
      4/01/16 8:55pm

      he is the hottest jo-bro!

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    eugene levy's eyebrowsPatrick Redford
    4/01/16 8:08pm

    Turkey? Really?

    You can’t handle beef, Nick?

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      RainbowFriteeugene levy's eyebrows
      4/01/16 8:11pm

      I always suspected Eugene Levy’s eyebrows had a Kinja account. I can now rest easy.

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    lisarowePatrick Redford
    4/01/16 8:29pm

    are we getting a jezpin tweet beat?

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      GELLA - LLAPlisarowe
      4/01/16 8:43pm

      we’d better

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      Gertiebethlisarowe
      4/01/16 9:02pm

      It happened and it was glorious.

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Patrick Redford
    4/01/16 8:11pm

    The blood of the innocent?

    ME TOO. WE SHOULD HANG OUT.

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      DorthyDandridgeEyesPatrick Redford
      4/02/16 12:30am

      That’s interesting cause my favorite snack is Nicholas Jonas.... I feel no shame in saying I was a hardcore JoBro fan through high school and into college. I still to this day will jam out to Jonas Brothers song I have all of their albums. I legit thought they were done though and then Nick comes out of nowhere with this bomb solo career and Joe has DNCE and that band is fire. Cake by the Ocean is my jam.

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        mscoffeePatrick Redford
        4/01/16 8:26pm

        I pegged him as an ostrich jerky man.

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          rockymountainrococo is too pretty to give headPatrick Redford
          4/01/16 8:32pm

          This = terrible

          Where’s the reporting?

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            Eight-Bit HeroPatrick Redford
            4/01/16 9:25pm

            It's dick, everyone.

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