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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Kevin Draper
    4/01/16 7:17pm

    Also, deadspin writers CLEARLY have a dog bias. The lack of cats has been HORRIFYING.

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      randilynisFINDILYNOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      4/01/16 7:22pm
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      GELLA - LLAPOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      4/01/16 7:26pm

      they are just bunch of dog writers

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    Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.Kevin Draper
    4/01/16 7:16pm

    T rex arms are not a goddamn joke. SOME OF US HAVE SHORT ARMS AND CAN’T REACH ANYTHING. Like, yes I am already only five feet but I also have short arms and so I should probably just carry one of these around. This is a really emotional topic. OBVIOUSLY.

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      zombiebarbieOctopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      4/01/16 8:28pm

      My 5'10 best friend makes fun of me for keeping a stool in my kitchen. I’m like...normal sized people do that, not just little people like me. My dad calls me vertically challenged.

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Octopit didn't choose the burrito life, the burrito life chose octopit.
      4/01/16 10:50pm

      Wait, did you just reveal Tyrranasurus ancestors, in *addition* to Snorlax?

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    randilynisFINDILYNKevin Draper
    4/01/16 7:04pm
    Kaley Cuoco is dating “billionaire’s son” and “equestrian hunk” Karl Cook

    They’re a ride or die couple.

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      BabyJanerandilynisFINDILYN
      4/01/16 7:33pm

      He’s her mane man.

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      randilynisFINDILYNBabyJane
      4/01/16 7:33pm

      Despite the obstacles and hazards.

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    HermioneStrangerKevin Draper
    4/01/16 7:12pm

    Does writing a Kardashian-free Dirt Bag mean that you’re the worst at Jezebel blogging... or the best?

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      Angelica SchuylerHermioneStranger
      4/01/16 7:15pm

      BEST.

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      Emma GolddiggerHermioneStranger
      4/01/16 7:34pm

      That was my takeaway too! We deserve a Kardashian-free Deadspin dirtbag every night.

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    zap rowsdowerKevin Draper
    4/01/16 7:26pm

    One time I went to this event put on by Feministing and Whitney Port was in the bathroom. I don’t know why I also know that she majored in gender studies in college and so I was like, “Whoa... is Whitney Port into Feministing?” Um nah. She was at a party on another floor and the bathroom line was too long.

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      ambitiouszap rowsdower
      4/01/16 7:37pm

      I would sooner expect Justin Bobby at a Feministing party.

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      zap rowsdowerambitious
      4/01/16 7:42pm
      GIF
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    randilynisFINDILYNKevin Draper
    4/01/16 7:09pm

    Us Weekly is clearly lacking in a staff paleontologist

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      fondue processrandilynisFINDILYN
      4/01/16 7:13pm
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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyrandilynisFINDILYN
      4/01/16 7:21pm

      I know a guy they could hire!

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    Angelica SchuylerKevin Draper
    4/01/16 7:05pm

    This Nick Jonas purity ring thing is getting a lot of play, but I don’t really get it. Fifteen-year-olds are peer pressured into doing dumb things literally every single second of their lives; he sounds like quite a thoughtful and reflective young man.

    Gossip with a deadspin filter is the greatest gossip.

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      VeryVickyKevin Draper
      4/01/16 7:10pm

      I don’t understand the Madonna story at all. You can’t leave your children in your home with staff? A parent must be there. Are we living in the 50s?

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        Label other endVeryVicky
        4/01/16 7:17pm

        It seems like an new rule added to the books hastily to rebuff people from air b&bing...

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        randilynisFINDILYNVeryVicky
        4/01/16 7:17pm

        I think a lot of rentals have that rule but I always thought it was more about teenagers who could manipulate their own staff and wreak havoc.

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      LetsgobowlingKevin Draper
      4/01/16 7:04pm

      The First-Most Famous and Awesomest from The Hills?

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        GELLA - LLAPLetsgobowling
        4/01/16 7:28pm

        are 500 days are over or did they move to Deadspin due to her husband?

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        LetsgobowlingGELLA - LLAP
        4/01/16 7:33pm

        They were gonna move it to Deadspin, but her husband just got cut.

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      randilynisFINDILYNKevin Draper
      4/01/16 7:05pm
      he sounds like quite a thoughtful and reflective young man.

      Mom!!!

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