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    Quasar FunkHamilton Nolan
    3/30/16 10:16am

    I like to play a game where every time Thomas Friedman asks a question I add “on my mustache” at the end.

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeQuasar Funk
      3/30/16 10:19am

      Wow, same wavelength! See my comment.

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      Lee Adama's Moral CenterQuasar Funk
      3/30/16 10:19am

      THE QUESTION ABOUT DUBAI: “I had several conversations here on this question: Did Dubai cause the Arab awakening on my mustache?”

      This is an objectively good game.

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    Dave Hamilton Nolan
    3/30/16 10:15am

    THE QUESTION ABOUT KEYS: Where the hell did I put my keys? Oh, wait, here they are in my pocket.

    THE QUESTION ABOUT LUNCH: Do I want salad, I had salad yesterday?

    THE QUESTION ABOUT RAIN: Does rain scream when it falls? Jesus, how high am I right now? I should really get my life together. Is someone staring through the window at me? Why didn’t I just drop out and follow The Dead when I had the chance? What if dogs really COULD talk?

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      GlitterbombFartsDave
      3/30/16 10:23am

      THE QUESTION ABOUT KEYS: Where the hell did I put my keys?

      They were clearly right next to that pair of your shoes this whole time
      #MakingAMurdererHumor

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      fondue processDave
      3/30/16 10:27am

      THE QUESTION ABOUT LUNCH: Do I want salad, I had salad yesterday?

      How long is the line at Chop’t? Should I order online instead? What if they’ve run out of my toppings? (It’s late in the afternoon, after all). Should I try Sweetgreen instead? What about that deli around the corner? Do they even have salad? Does potato salad count as salad? What if the potato salad is on top of lettuce? Is this allowed with my Jenny Craig regimen?

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    festivusaziliHamilton Nolan
    3/30/16 10:20am

    High School Teacher: There are no stupid questions.

    Young Thomas Friedman: I’ll show you!

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      Hip Brooklyn StereotypeHamilton Nolan
      3/30/16 10:18am

      THE QUESTIONS ABOUT FACIAL HAIR: Do you like my mustache? How should I sttyle my mustache? Should I shave my mustache?

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        festivusaziliHip Brooklyn Stereotype
        3/30/16 10:19am

        The existence of Friedman’s mustache is undeniable proof that Friedman has never questioned his mustache.

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        Hip Brooklyn Stereotypefestivusazili
        3/30/16 10:20am

        Oh, man. Touche, sir. Touche.

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      Paul DimitrovHamilton Nolan
      3/30/16 10:17am

      God this guy.

      Much like Jesus, Friedman excels at stringing together garbage into shiny baubles that attract the stupid.

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        GeorgeGeoffersonLivesPaul Dimitrov
        3/30/16 11:17am
        GIF
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      norbiznessHamilton Nolan
      3/30/16 10:20am

      THE QUESTION ABOUT EDITORIAL PAGES: Has my multi-decade quest to undermine their credibility finally come to completion? Should I place my trust in this gormless Douthat kid to carry on my legacy of wrongheadedness?

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        Montauk MonsterHamilton Nolan
        3/30/16 11:30am

        THE QUESTION ABOUT THE TELEPHONE: “My carriage driver expressed vehement skepticism over the common man’s need of said device, to which I posit the following: Is an instrument that requires exponential growth of adherents for maximum effectiveness compatible with the lives of our workaday citizens, or will the clear benefits of the telegraph-like apparatus rouse them from their sense of complacency?”

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          Gaying Mantis TobogganHamilton Nolan
          3/30/16 10:35am

          My biggest question for him that I think he is capable of answering is does his moustache currently smell more like ass or more like pussy?

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            GeorgeGeoffersonLivesGaying Mantis Toboggan
            3/30/16 11:18am

            Yes.

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          PeppermintHamilton Nolan
          3/30/16 10:59am

          When does the Middle East make you happy?

          In high school speech and debate (mixed extemp, nerds), a teammate drew the question “Is Texas happy?” We rightfully laughed at that. And now I’m laughing at this.

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            curiousHamilton Nolan
            3/30/16 12:18pm

            The Question About Thomas Friedman: “Question: When will people catch onto my scam and realize I don’t have a fucking clue how the world operates? When will I stop getting paid to type out random alphabet letters that seem to make sense until you actually think about them? Does this thing on my upper lip make my butt look fat? Is Gawker hiring?”

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