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    ValandirBarry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:41pm

    Boom. Body wash, shampoo, AND conditioner. Who says you can’t have it all?

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      Barry PetcheskyValandir
      4/01/16 1:47pm

      Are you Sir Lancelot? Because I believe you just found the Holy Grail.

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      LuckyMc44Valandir
      4/01/16 1:48pm

      I sometimes stay with my brother when I go home to visit family, and he uses this. I use it only for body wash, since I’m a lady and my hair requires a little more refinery than a 3 in 1, but it smells pretty nice!

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    Andrew DaisukeBarry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:41pm

    Cologne? Wow. Is this an east coast thing?

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereAndrew Daisuke
      4/01/16 1:47pm

      My wife got me some lovely stinkwater that I use everyday. I dunno if it’s limited to one coast. I just like to smell nice. Barry needs it to cover up his vile coffee breath since he won’t brush his teeth.

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      PoodletimeAndrew Daisuke
      4/01/16 1:48pm

      No, it’s a you are a grown-up thing. Or a living-in-Manhattan-the-place sometimes-stinks-thing.

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    LuckyMc44Barry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:45pm

    Uh, I will totally take that conditioner. I use it and it smells awesome and is also $10 a bottle. Since my hair isn’t that long a bottle lasts quite a long time, and some times I get buy one, get one half off or something at Walgreens, but it’s expensive!

    On second thought, Barry, you should keep it because it shows you spare no expense when it comes to hair care. That’s sure to impress anyone else who might be using your shower.

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      clockworkandcameosLuckyMc44
      4/01/16 1:52pm

      Yeah right. New girlfriend comes over and sees that she’s going to ask where his wife is.

      That’s what I did when I started dating a guy who had 10 different body lotions perfectly lines up on his dresser, nothing else on there.

      Then I left because even though I’m smaller than the women in the movie, I didn’t want to take the chance that the rest of the evening would turn into Silence of Lambs.

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      LuckyMc44clockworkandcameos
      4/01/16 1:53pm

      I think the “Romance” body wash would be more likely to elicit a “Where’s the lady of the house?” than the coconut conditioner.

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    GELLA - LLAPBarry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:42pm
    Gold Bond Body Lotion,

    that doesn’t make you 32, that makes you 52

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      HobbylobbyistGELLA - LLAP
      4/01/16 1:57pm

      Is this specific lotion a leftover from an ex? That would mean his ex is 72.

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      sybannGELLA - LLAP
      4/01/16 2:00pm

      HEY now - I’m 57 and wouldn’t touch the stuff. My 81 year-old Mother on the other hand...

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    Ladyheatherlee 2016 EditionBarry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:44pm

    All this did was bring back haunting memories from that time in high school when my now-husband and all his dude friends discovered Gold Bond for testicles. They were powdering their balls all over the school. In class even. I had not thought about that in at least ten years.

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      Susan Deyvy JonesLadyheatherlee 2016 Edition
      4/01/16 1:47pm

      This makes me wonder what ever happened to Justin Duffin, doer of weird testicle things in seventh grade science.

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      Ladyheatherlee 2016 EditionSusan Deyvy Jones
      4/01/16 1:48pm

      At least you didn't marry him! Good god, what was I thinking?

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    SipowitzBarry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:42pm

    Burying the lede. It’s obvious that you don’t brush your teeth in the morning. Filth.

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      GELLA - LLAPSipowitz
      4/01/16 1:46pm

      he has no teeth, so he has nothing to brush

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      Barry PetcheskySipowitz
      4/01/16 1:46pm

      I brush after the coffee! I swear.

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    clockworkandcameosBarry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:41pm

    Okay I will honestly admit, this has been my favorite product diary post.

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      PattyBoots loves David Bowie foreverclockworkandcameos
      4/01/16 1:45pm

      I related to this one more than any of the previous ones. I don’t lady very well I guess.

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      LuckyMc44clockworkandcameos
      4/01/16 1:46pm

      The burning dumpster had me LOL’ing at work.

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    Apricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a RainbowBarry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:48pm

    This is a tip from me to you: if you are in need of the most kickass lip balm on the planet that will help bring your dry, chapped lips back from the brink of death, get you some Jack Black Intense Therapy Lip Balm. It has changed my life. Lipstick looks like less of a joke now. So. Wonderful.

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      Andrew DaisukeApricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
      4/01/16 1:53pm

      Can confirm. Jack Black stuff is awesome.

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      ShezzalovesWatsonApricot Poodle Riding Eeyore Across a Rainbow
      4/01/16 1:56pm

      I like that brand but have never tried the mint. I have sensitive lips and have been burned in the past by overly tingly mint balms.

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    Bears for PresidentBarry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:43pm

    I do have real moisturizer, which, like my conditioner, is a remnant of an ex-girlfriend who used it religiously and would not go a night without it. I tried using it to masturbate once, obviously, but I would not recommend it:

    The moisturizer or the girlfriend?

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      Ken YadiggitBears for President
      4/01/16 1:46pm

      hahahaahaha oh my god

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      GELLA - LLAPBears for President
      4/01/16 1:51pm

      why can it be both?

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    Angelica SchuylerBarry Petchesky
    4/01/16 1:47pm

    But conditioner always makes my hair feel like I didn’t thoroughly wash out all the shampoo.

    This makes me think your hair needs conditioner more often.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyAngelica Schuyler
      4/01/16 1:54pm

      I will always be amazed by the lack of male hair conditioning. How do they live their lives?

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      Angelica SchuylerI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      4/01/16 1:55pm

      really. shampoo you can cut down on/teach your hair to live without. conditioner is manna from heaven.

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