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    IanAndy Cush
    3/29/16 3:47pm

    You guys have a real stinkin’ knack for choosing caption pictures with people I’d probably not want to stand next to. So, thanks for that. :/

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      FilthySunsetIan
      3/29/16 3:50pm

      Really? I have the overwhelming desire to suck that dude off.

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      IanFilthySunset
      3/29/16 3:51pm

      He’s got “smarmy beer-drinking snob hipster” written all over him. “Oh, but is this beer gluten free? I can only drink that.”.

      Hey...hey buddy, can you come over here for a sec-BAM.

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    Cylontater: Genital WhispererAndy Cush
    3/29/16 3:46pm

    You can pry my sriracha avocado toast out of my cold dead hands.

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      festivusaziliCylontater: Genital Whisperer
      3/29/16 4:00pm

      That’s the artisanal hill you choose to die on? Toast?

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      Cylontater: Genital Whispererfestivusazili
      3/29/16 4:02pm

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    cuntybawsAndy Cush
    3/29/16 3:51pm

    Clearly we need to outlaw beards. Except ladies who are beards. And maybe bearded ladies. But all the rest, for sure.

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      Low Information Boatercuntybaws
      3/29/16 3:56pm

      I will burn the world to a crisp and piss on the cinders if I have to wake up 5 minutes early to shave every day!

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      cuntybawsLow Information Boater
      3/29/16 3:59pm

      I think we shall have someone pluck you. Ten facial hairs a day. It’s traditional and also, I am told, bracing.

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    opiumsmabytchAndy Cush
    3/29/16 3:48pm

    Can’t we just call it, you know, stuff that just doesn’t suck? Why do things that don’t suck have to be made all hoity toity?

    I mean, just call it “a bomb that works”. Will it explode? Good. Is it organic? Who fucking cares.

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      MBCockopiumsmabytch
      3/29/16 3:50pm

      They plan to sell the artisanal bombs on Etsy.

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      toothpetardopiumsmabytch
      3/29/16 3:51pm

      it only needs to work once.

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    IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerAndy Cush
    3/29/16 3:50pm

    Boudina was well-known for being a so-called ‘bomb snob’, and vowed to NEVER come close to a mass market produced explosive. Word is, he alienated a lot of his friends with his constant bragging about how ‘unique’ and ‘organically sourced’ his bombs would one day be.

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      ARP2IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner
      3/29/16 4:01pm

      He thinks digital ignition devices have gotten too cold sounding and he’s going to return to the days of that warm, analog plunger.

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      IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurnerARP2
      3/29/16 4:07pm

      It’s his signature, man! When you see that, you know you got an original Boudina! All those others are just so...so.....common!

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    ThrumbolioAndy Cush
    3/29/16 3:52pm

    If a Tuscan sunrise hasn’t slowly bled warm, gauzy light across the surface of my food, I ain’t eating it. May as well be a can of beans otherwise.

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      opiumsmabytchThrumbolio
      3/29/16 4:26pm
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    SpangarangAndy Cush
    3/29/16 3:51pm
    GIF
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      SpangarangSpangarang
      3/29/16 3:54pm

      This lack of auto-playing GIFs really blows.

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    Rom RombertsAndy Cush
    3/29/16 3:54pm
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      festivusaziliRom Romberts
      3/29/16 3:58pm

      Jihad hand-crafted from the finest pubic hair, delivered right to your door.

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    Brian, The Life ofAndy Cush
    3/29/16 4:16pm

    Really, you just can’t beat the authenticity of hand-wrapped TNT, homespun wire with biodegradable organic soy-based insulation, and a good old-fashioned analog plunger made from reclaimed hardwoods. Anything else is just too corporate.

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      Most FlavorfulAndy Cush
      3/29/16 3:49pm

      I was blowing myself up before it was cool.

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        DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaMost Flavorful
        3/29/16 4:23pm

        Proof that artisanal products are not necessarily the most effective.

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