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    Jujymonkey3Gabrielle Bluestone
    3/29/16 12:52pm

    “He bit her, but not like a crazy man,” the woman’s husband told the Sun Sentinel. “But he did break the skin.”

    So this is the way sane people should go around randomly biting people?

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      Johnny ChundersJujymonkey3
      3/29/16 12:53pm

      I MEAN HE DIDNT EAT HER FACE OR ANYTHING WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING A BIG DEAL?

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      iusedtobesomeoneJujymonkey3
      3/29/16 12:54pm

      How does a crazy man bite a woman?

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    portland1Gabrielle Bluestone
    3/29/16 12:47pm

    Yes, but did he have an unsanctioned email account? That's the real crime of our era.

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      PoimanentlyPuckeredportland1
      3/29/16 12:52pm

      MAILGHAZI!!

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      heeeeeynowportland1
      3/29/16 1:02pm

      Jeb Bush did it too. So did Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice who both sent classified information through personal email accounts... so... yeah.

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    puncha yo bunsGabrielle Bluestone
    3/29/16 12:50pm

    Does he have anybody in his camp who’s not an absolute turd? Jesus fucking Christ.

    Between this guy, Lewandowski, Katrina Pierson, Hope Hicks—talk about surrounding yourself with the worst fucking people.

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      Skillbillypuncha yo buns
      3/29/16 12:53pm

      Trump HR: Hey, you seem like a nice guy, how would you like to work for the Donald Trump campaign?

      Nice Guy: no.

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      PoimanentlyPuckeredpuncha yo buns
      3/29/16 12:55pm

      But he will insist that they are the absolute best people.

      I used to think he was a serial liar.

      Now I just think he’s batshit crazy, and has been patronized his whole life because of his money so he never learned how far from reality his entire worldview has been. When you surround yourself with people who tell you what you want to hear, you believe it all.

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    CorbettoGabrielle Bluestone
    3/29/16 12:47pm

    Who hasn’t bitten a stripper before? I mean, uh, I didn’t really bite per se. It was more of a light tooth scrap. Because his big, black wang was just too massive.

    Good god you gotta love the booths at back of Quebec strip clubs.

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      Jaw1loveCorbetto
      3/29/16 12:51pm

      as long as it’s a really classy bite, one of the best bites ever really, strippers love it when you bite them, I have many friends who are strippers and they all tell me that my bites are some of the best most classiest bites ever.

      meh - I feel like this jokes been played out. I’m sorry

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      Johnny ChundersCorbetto
      3/29/16 12:52pm

      Yeah and I hadda go floss to get the glitter out of my teeth.

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    LRonsCupboardGabrielle Bluestone
    3/29/16 12:58pm

    “He is one of the most decent men that I have ever known.”

    Well, except for the chewing on other people part. But that aside, totally cool!

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      TheSingularityLRonsCupboard
      3/29/16 1:40pm

      That speaks to the crazy-ass, shitty people that guy knows, if this Lewandowski dude is one of the most decent ones. Everything’s relative, I guess.

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      BSTrainerLRonsCupboard
      3/29/16 2:24pm

      I was going to say! If one of the most decent people you know lost a legal case and his response is to go buy thousand dollar bottles of champagne at a strip club and BITE another human being, what the fuck kind of social circle do you have? Are that guy’s only other friends Phil Spector and Mike Tyson?

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    Wayward ApologyGabrielle Bluestone
    3/29/16 12:50pm

    This is getting blown all out of proprotion, the article clearly states that he did not bite her like a crazy person, just like a normal sane person draws blood by biting a stripper.

    Move along, nothing to see here.

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      Gaying Mantis TobogganGabrielle Bluestone
      3/29/16 2:21pm

      Other than biting a stripper while drunk on $900 bottles of champagne because he felt sorry for himself because he lost a big case, he’s a decent man and it is totally sane unless the bite was more severe than breaking the skin. Cognitive Dissonance FTW!

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        BSTrainerGaying Mantis Toboggan
        3/29/16 2:26pm

        Also, what the hell kind of standard is that? Breaking the skin is a severe bite. The only way it could be worse is if he had actually torn the flesh, or bitten off a body part. If he was a dog, he would be at risk of being euthanized.

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      Dave Gabrielle Bluestone
      3/29/16 1:07pm

      I swear, this campaign is a like a 30 Rock Episode come to life.

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        PoimanentlyPuckeredGabrielle Bluestone
        3/29/16 12:51pm

        Kee-rist, at some point, when everyone’s back was turned, this campaign turned into a Carl Hiaasen novel.

        Elmore Leonard, even.

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          GeorgeGeoffersonLivesPoimanentlyPuckered
          3/29/16 12:58pm

          What?! His very entrance into the race was calling Mexican immigrants rapists. This man’s campaign has been an unmitigated, out-of-control dumpster fire literally from Day 1.

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          PoimanentlyPuckeredGeorgeGeoffersonLives
          3/29/16 1:03pm

          I have too much ‘benefit of the doubt’ in me.

          It wasn’t until the Megyn Kelly remarks that I caught on.

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        GeorgeGeoffersonLivesGabrielle Bluestone
        3/29/16 12:53pm
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          SpongyFrogGeorgeGeoffersonLives
          3/29/16 1:12pm

          Thank you for my son’s new computer desktop image. I don’t know if he’ll want it, but if he doesn’t he shouldn’t have given me his password.

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