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    I Like Big Cheese And I Cannot LieAshley Feinberg
    3/28/16 3:29pm

    “When I repeal Obamacare, those with ALS won’t be able to get insurance to treat it. Bring on the water!”

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      FrederickDouglassI Like Big Cheese And I Cannot Lie
      3/28/16 3:39pm

      This is fucking brilliant. When I see people support shitheads like this all I can hope is they get some kind of curable illness they can’t afford to cure like the guy who went blind because he refused to sign up for Obamacare. I will still feel bad for them but at least I will have a side of Schadenfreude to go along with my unconditional sympathy.

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      CeleryManFrederickDouglass
      3/28/16 3:49pm

      Except the people who support Cruz, aka republicans, generally all have good jobs that provide health insurance, and they don’t have to resort to some shitty overpriced plan that no self respecting doctor will accept. But nice try!

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    Dave Ashley Feinberg
    3/28/16 3:27pm

    Can we get some sort of Black Op Superhero mission to rescue this poor woman? Can we get Jessica Jones on this?

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      KyuzoDave
      3/28/16 3:29pm

      Send in the Punisher instead.

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      Scranton's Banana ProblemDave
      3/28/16 3:31pm

      Oh, please. She chose this life, let ‘er fucking have it.

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    UrbanNunEnthusiastAshley Feinberg
    3/28/16 3:28pm

    Something tells me dumping a tub of ice water on her piece of shit husband is the most satisfying thing Heidi has ever done in her entire life.

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      mamallamaUrbanNunEnthusiast
      3/28/16 3:48pm

      Wrong body part though.

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      CanukskiUrbanNunEnthusiast
      3/28/16 3:51pm

      She’s prefer battery acid.

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    Italian SpiderlandAshley Feinberg
    3/28/16 3:29pm

    Ted Cruz looks like a man wearing a plastic Ted Cruz mask, unconvincingly.

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      CarlySparklesItalian Spiderland
      3/28/16 3:36pm

      that’s what i was thinking.

      that or he cut off someone else’s face and is wearing it as his own.

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      CorbettoItalian Spiderland
      3/28/16 3:47pm

      You’re right! It’s like if Wlliam Shatner put on a Halloween Michael Myers mask*

      * which was originally a William Shatner mask, for those that don't know

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    DL ThurstonAshley Feinberg
    3/28/16 3:28pm

    I guess it’s not really a surprise that he looked even more like a blobfish when wet.

    As for her expression, I read it mostly as “shut the hell up, don’t you realize how cold and heavy this thing is?”

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      20 Shades of Grey including PorpoiseDL Thurston
      3/28/16 3:48pm

      And what was that “OH Wooooooowww” thing he did? And then his face went blank.

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      I Like Big Cheese And I Cannot LieDL Thurston
      3/28/16 3:50pm

      I was just hoping that since she was wearing a white t-shirt, it wouldn’t turn into a wet t-shirt contest. Nobody wants to see that.

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    Fred Garvin Male ProstituteAshley Feinberg
    3/28/16 3:36pm
    GIF

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      BabyGroundhogEyesFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      3/28/16 3:38pm

      Shouldn’t a BlobFish be more accustomed to immersion in freezing waters?

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteBabyGroundhogEyes
      3/28/16 3:52pm
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    CorbettoAshley Feinberg
    3/28/16 3:48pm

    That's the smile of someone who knows he's sticking his dick in other women

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      Negasonic Oldage WarheadCorbetto
      3/28/16 3:58pm

      I don’t believe that story for a minute. Who would allow him to do that?! You know their kids are products of IVF, right?

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      CorbettoNegasonic Oldage Warhead
      3/28/16 4:02pm

      Are they really? Because GAH!!! I didn't need the mental image of Ted doing the downward tug into a cup!

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    Quasar FunkAshley Feinberg
    3/28/16 3:28pm

    I think I’m in love with Ashley Feinberg, you guys.

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      KyuzoQuasar Funk
      3/28/16 3:35pm

      That sounds like you want to fight me. Just so I’m clear.

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      Negasonic Oldage WarheadQuasar Funk
      3/28/16 3:55pm

      Just make sure you stay at least 100 yards away from her. And stop calling/emailing/twittering.

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    ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ : Riot GRRR is RUNNING WILDAshley Feinberg
    3/28/16 3:45pm

    If he wanted something cold dumped on his head, he should
    have filled the bowl with his daughter’s love

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      Leonardo DonttazemebroAshley Feinberg
      3/28/16 3:27pm

      If she smiled it would be more obvious to him that the bowl is filled with piss. She's doing an excellent job of playing it off.

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