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    yousayclamato, joeJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    3/24/16 12:44pm

    Condoms could be related to being a mule, no?

    I’m actually surprised one of the condom companies hasn’t come out with a line targeting that specific need. “Trojan Mule” perhaps.

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      randilynisFINDILYNyousayclamato, joe
      3/24/16 12:45pm

      Resistant to semen and stomach acid.

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      slicetoastyousayclamato, joe
      3/24/16 12:51pm

      Trojans: Now for two types of blow.

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    Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    3/24/16 12:38pm

    Not everyone can be as cool as Jackie Brown.

    GIF
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      randilynisFINDILYNCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      3/24/16 12:41pm

      Not everyone No one can be as cool as Jackie Brown.

      FTFY

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      MostlyKelp ( Now, you people get that oven, or die trying. You hear that, Stormy? DIE.)Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      3/24/16 12:42pm

      Except for maybe:

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    randilynisFINDILYNJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    3/24/16 12:43pm

    Drug mule throws shoe.

    Call a lawyer and a farrier.

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      QuantocksMegaDealrandilynisFINDILYN
      3/24/16 1:07pm

      I learned a new word today. Yay! thx

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      Dr. Tongue's 3D House of BeefrandilynisFINDILYN
      3/24/16 1:48pm

      All the stars to you today!!

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    Missypoo50Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
    3/24/16 12:46pm

    Was her carry on a Gucci, too?

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      randilynisFINDILYNMissypoo50
      3/24/16 12:49pm

      Granted there are knock offs, gifts and things you save up for but a flight attendant decked out in Gucci with designer luggage would raise a red flag.(though this search was random)

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      NanNanrandilynisFINDILYN
      3/24/16 1:09pm

      A sales attendant at a Hermès inside a European airport told me that foreign flight attendants and pilots make up a large chunk of their business, as E.U. prices are lower, and they don’t have to pay sales tax.

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    SlowpokeTexasJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    3/24/16 12:40pm

    My parents lived in Mo’ Bay (Jamaica) for several years, and Jamaicans definitely drop down into Jamaica patois when they don’t want to be understood by Americans.

    Also, I got a chuckle out of this line:

    The whole drug smuggler thing notwithstanding, at least she was practicing safe sex.

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      randilynisFINDILYNSlowpokeTexas
      3/24/16 12:50pm

      Maybe she was singing Rihanna’s “Work”?

      I love the song and understand it just fine, but some people do not.

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      SlowpokeTexasrandilynisFINDILYN
      3/24/16 12:58pm

      Or possibly looking forward to a rendezvous with the owner of the Magnum condoms she had in her bag :-). Someone obviously “got da bamboo.”

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    sewthereJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    3/24/16 3:18pm

    To be fair, the number of languages spoken here in LA is mind boggling. Imagine what’s encountered at an international airport such as LAX. Being a polyglot isn’t a requirement for being a TSA screener, and there isn’t time to chat people up to inquire about their language when people are trying to make their flights. The screeners are more concerned with guns, knives and explosives making their way into the airport than with what dialect someone might be using. I’ve lived in LA for 16 years, and I work with people of all different ethnicities. I still have trouble sometimes discerning Russian from Armenian from Persian from Lebanese. Danish or Finnish? Chinese or Vietnamese? Which Indian dialect of the hundreds in India is that person speaking? Unless you make a point of learning every language in the world, it’s often difficult to tell the difference. And since she’s acting as a drug mule, don’t you think she’d purposely be communicating in a dialect that won’t be commonly understood? For many of these TSA screeners in LA, English is a second language, which itself is difficult to learn, so learning a thousand more languages is too much to be expected for a job that doesn’t pay all that well. At least this woman had the sense to turn herself in. Too bad she’ll never get those Gucci shoes back.

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      Rihanna is the one truesewthere
      3/24/16 4:19pm

      Also... I speak English and some Spanish and have a good ear for it because my family is Mexican. I lived with a girl for a while who spoke Spanish and Portugese to hear brazilian and argentinian family. I heard her talking on the phone once and didnt recognize it as Spanish, so asked if she was speaking Portugese. Nope! Just crazy accented Argentinian Spanish.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    3/24/16 12:47pm

    Will she get her Gucci’s back?

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      Maggie5105JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      3/24/16 1:19pm

      I’m tempted to alert authorities that I also wear an 8.5 and wouldn’t mind rocking some designer heels.

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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereMaggie5105
      3/24/16 2:05pm

      fingers crossed for you!

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    infohackJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
    3/24/16 1:13pm

    the kind of person who attempts to transport several packages of cocaine across the country on a commercial airline.

    Why? Just...why? Bringing it into the country is one thing, but domestically? That’s what FedEx is for, or better yet Priority Mail, which requires a warrant to open.

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      atljawgaJulianne Escobedo Shepherd
      3/24/16 1:51pm

      On a more sober note, what could happen in someone’s life that you go from graduating from one of the best schools in the country, being a track star and beauty queen, to now being a drug mule with your face plastered everywhere and a ruined reputation. That’s a fucking tragedy.

      She was an English major, so mabes she could spin this into a novel?

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        burner362Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
        3/24/16 12:40pm

        On the scale of things NYU alumnis do to pay back their crippling student loans, this is solid in the middle of desperation scale.

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          atljawgaburner362
          3/24/16 1:47pm

          What’s tops?

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          lookingforalmaatljawga
          3/24/16 3:27pm

          selling your organs, closely followed by selling your eggs

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