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    randilynisFINDILYNJE Reich
    3/23/16 9:51pm
    The animals, oh, they lead with more guile.Their offspring keep their gender in the wild.

    Nope.

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      deerlady83randilynisFINDILYN
      3/23/16 9:53pm

      That’s what happened in Jurassic Park.

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      prodiGaldeerlady83
      3/23/16 9:55pm

      Bigots, uh, find a way

      (to ignore basic scientific facts)

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    QueenOfNYCJE Reich
    3/23/16 9:47pm

    I wish these people would stop it with the fake concern for teh childrenz already. There is nothing stopping anyone from entering a restroom and sexually/physically assaulting someone, whether or not they are in a restroom that corresponds with their sex. Just admit that the mere existence of trans people bothers you and thats it, stop using innocent children to justify your bigotry.

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      I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyQueenOfNYC
      3/23/16 9:52pm

      Or trying to come up with causes for being transgender. I grew up with a single mother and *gasp* I am cisgender. Not that anyone actually needed my anecdotal evidence to know that growing up abused or fatherless makes someone transgender.

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      deerlady83I'm Fart and I'm Smunny
      3/23/16 9:55pm

      It’s funny that the majority of gay and transgender people are born to straight parents. I wonder what straight parents are doing to their kids.

      /s

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    pizzaqueen91JE Reich
    3/23/16 10:02pm

    First of all, white people, come get ya girl. Rap didn’t ask for this bullshit.

    Second of all, why oh why do wrong people continuously insist on comparing us humans to the animal kingdom. The point was more eloquently made on an episode of my favorite podcast, The Read, but I’ll attempt to paraphrase: We are so very fucking different from animals. Wolves don’t have a mother fucking Supreme Court. We are very much capable of grasping difficult concepts (which really, this is not) and understanding things like nuance, which antelope just cannot do. Seriously, wrong humans, stop using animals to justify your bigotry. It’s so foolish.

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      Xenu: Warrior Princesspizzaqueen91
      3/23/16 10:31pm

      Plus, when they try to make those comparisons, they’re usually wrong. Animals change gender. They go about in a completely different fashion but it happens. I learned that in Jurassic Park when I was five.
      See Also: Animals don’t engage in homosexuality.

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      ambitiouspizzaqueen91
      3/23/16 10:35pm

      Right? Phife just died. Have some respect, crudely styled transphobes of the North.

      j/k - they can’t.

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    randilynisFINDILYNJE Reich
    3/23/16 11:55pm

    Does anyone remember a true life Lifetime movie where a group of girls kill one of their friends out of jealously (and horribly) and then console her mom. One of them even moves in.

    Because this mom’s looks remind me so much of one of the actors.

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      JE ReichrandilynisFINDILYN
      3/24/16 12:02am

      If you remember what this movie is called, please let me know — I have a very real and sudden urge to watch this macabre Lifetime affair.

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      PenultimatePyroarrandilynisFINDILYN
      3/24/16 12:29am

      was it A Killer Among Friends?

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    anyah8sbunniesJE Reich
    3/23/16 9:53pm

    Oh FFS.

    I don’t think she understands normal words.

    She wants to bring back “civility”? Where’s her fucking civility???

    I hope Bill 10 passes with flying, fucking colours

    GIF

    Edit: It’s really a shame she’s disabled the comment section.

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      Masshole Jamesanyah8sbunnies
      3/23/16 10:03pm

      I know! I was gonna leave a comment promising to stop gaying it up if she promised never to sing, rap or talk ever again.

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      Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)anyah8sbunnies
      3/23/16 10:06pm

      Speaking of such - she’s like the ANTI-CANADIAN (although her bigotry is more politely delivered than say FOX).

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    chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfishJE Reich
    3/23/16 9:56pm

    “Listen, listen, to what I say.
    The animal kingdom is smarter this way.”

    This lady really needs to read a little more National Geographic. Some animals routinely change gender.

    http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2013/09/22/7-g...

    Not that that really pertains to people, or to bad rhyme schemes. I guess you really can’t cure stupid.

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      justifiablechritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      3/23/16 10:37pm

      No, you can’t cure it. But I’d be willing to try and quarantine it for the next 40 years or so to keep it from spreading.

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      KeevaSchritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
      3/23/16 10:43pm

      I believe by “animal kingdom,” she actually means “stupid sort of christians with YouTube accounts.”

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    SqarrJE Reich
    3/23/16 9:48pm

    Go away, cheap monster from a dumb horror movie.

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      TheGizmofromPizmoSqarr
      3/24/16 12:08am

      It’s too late. Her siren song has seeped into your mind. It will be the last song you hear before you die.

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      SqarrTheGizmofromPizmo
      3/24/16 12:09am
      GIF

      Somebody save me.

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    TheAmazingKJE Reich
    3/23/16 9:53pm

    Well, this is beyond embarrassing.

    Fuck this woman (really don’t, never put it in crazy).

    Signed,

    Another Albertan, one who thinks this bitch can fuck right off.

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      anyah8sbunniesTheAmazingK
      3/23/16 10:06pm

      Get out and vote!

      Signed.

      A British Columbian who hopes this Bill will pass

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      foxGreyjoy and the salty cynicTheAmazingK
      3/23/16 10:18pm

      Marry me and let me into your country. My dog needs this.

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    MoosenickelJE Reich
    3/24/16 1:35am

    As an Albertan I need to just say, we’re not with her. She doesn't even go here.

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      Mr. Ogre of the Atlantic Canadian Ogres, of course.Moosenickel
      3/24/16 11:54am

      As an Atlantic Canadian with half his friends in Alberta (it seems)...I mean really!

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      Sir_Stig: "On Jelopnic, No One Knows You're a FWD."Moosenickel
      3/24/16 12:49pm
      GIF

      Also signed.

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    Stephan ZielinskiJE Reich
    3/23/16 10:00pm

    Wikipedia: Sex change: In animals: just the first paragraph:

    Some species exhibit sequential hermaphroditism. In these species, such as many species of coral reef fishes, sex change is a normal anatomical process.[1] Clownfish, wrasses, moray eels, gobies[2] and other fish species are known to change sex, including reproductive functions. A school of clownfish is always built into a hierarchy with a female fish at the top. When she dies, the most dominant male changes sex and takes her place.[3] In the wrasses (the family Labridae), sex change is from female to male, with the largest female of the harem changing into a male and taking over the harem upon the disappearance of the previous dominant male.

    The woman’s knowledge of the natural world is as weak as her flow.

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