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MarksMakerKara Brown
3/23/16 7:46pm
@Ingrid Michaelson: Your barista hates you.
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  VeryVickyMarksMaker
  3/23/16 7:50pm
  So do all the people waiting in line behind you for just black, three sugars.
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  MarksMakerVeryVicky
  3/23/16 7:57pm
  Preach!
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EmilylorKara Brown
3/23/16 7:36pm
K, Danielle Brooks’s bathing suit is on fire. I love it.
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  All Senses LostEmilylor
  3/23/16 7:41pm
  much like Tony Bennett’s track jacket.
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  mollymlf05Emilylor
  3/23/16 7:46pm
  So cute! But I’m really bothered by the fact that she’s wearing her swim cap sideways. That seam is supposed to go down the middle of your head!
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RicwashKara Brown
3/23/16 7:54pm
RLS: I was waiting for someone to make that joke ever since I heard about the accident.

DB: I hope to join you this summer. I am 44 years old, and I do not know how to swim. My sister and I both took swim lessons when we were kids (over the summer when our hair was already braided of course.). She learned, but I was terrified of the water, and never got over my fear. I proposed to my daughter that this summer she and I take Mother/daughter swim lessons. After I get her hair braided, of course. My daughter is 12, and is tired of having to hang out at the shallow end of the pool. She thinks joint swim lessons are a little crazy, but she is intrigued. Now all I need is the nerve/money/time to do it.
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  jeanneeeRicwash
  3/23/16 7:56pm
  You can do it! Swimming is like riding a bike - it seems impossible for a while, but then suddenly, bam, it just clicks and then you never forget how. I would wish you both luck but you won’t need it.
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  Adrastra, patron saint of snarkRicwash
  3/23/16 8:14pm
  I’m so happy for you! Swimming is just the best, if I do say so myself (competitive swimmer for too many years). And thank you, thank you, thank you, for getting your child lessons; it’s such a valuable skill.
  
  You’re going to do amazingly. And if you ever get discouraged, know that three all-state swimmers and an Olympic Trial qualifier once tried to teach two 18 year old friends of ours how to dive, and then subsequently gave up because it was the worst shit we’d ever seen (and we all coached 6 year olds at the time). My point being that you can’t be bad because I already know the two most unteachable swimmers in existence.
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randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
3/23/16 7:39pm
@Adam Pally: Or, they said who is this patronizing little pisher.
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  Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)randilynisFINDILYN
  3/23/16 7:43pm
  exactly what I thought.
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  lunchcomarandilynisFINDILYN
  3/23/16 7:46pm
  Yeah, whoever this person is, he’s the opposite of charming.
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Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaKara Brown
3/23/16 7:36pm
SAME JUICY J HIGH FIVE!
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  eugene levy's eyebrowsCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
  3/23/16 8:15pm
  Ugh, I wish. I would drink less if I had regular access to weed. Also, I read that tweet in a stoned yoda voice.
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  jpomonkeyCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
  3/23/16 8:51pm
  Ugh. I have to go to a work function tonight but I'm getting high af when I get home!
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Slay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)Kara Brown
3/23/16 7:46pm
“Political Correctness” is the word Republicans confusingly misuse as a free pass to be super bigoted and/or flat out EVIL.
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  hockygrrl4 aka DuckPoolSlay.douché - (dreams to be a puppy)
  3/23/16 8:46pm
  Ugh. I know I have bitched about the piece of shit that I am transcribing notes for once or a million times in the past. I got to do rewrites and reworking on one of his chapters because the ghostwriter was “just not getting it” and he was sending in notes upon notes about notes. Not only does this guy have a major ax to grind with feminism he is also a huge fan of bitching about “the politically correct establishment” and the “PC machine”.
  
  If and when this guy’s book ever gets published it will not only be a travesty against the written word but will get slammed by everyone but the most ardent of assholes. (Ironically the people that would most support his book are not the book readin’ type.)
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  AnnieBodyhockygrrl4 aka DuckPool
  3/23/16 9:24pm
  But they are likely the book buyin’ types if some am radio host or conspiracy dude says to. My grandma went through a period where she’d send ALL her grandkids copies of certain right wing nonsense books. I don’t think she even read them herself. Mine went to goodwill. My hope is they eventually get recycled. But damned if she didn't buy them!
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I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyKara Brown
3/23/16 7:37pm
Is abbreviating black as blk actually a thing or just Cher being Cher?
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  Lady Cannibal SharkI'm Fart and I'm Smunny
  3/23/16 7:41pm
  My guess is with only 140 characters she needs to abbreviate something
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  I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyLady Cannibal Shark
  3/23/16 7:42pm
  She couldn’t take out an exclamation point or 2?
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randilynisFINDILYNKara Brown
3/23/16 7:36pm
@Yoko: Like this?

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  I'm Fart and I'm SmunnyrandilynisFINDILYN
  3/23/16 7:39pm
  hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha you win comment of the day
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  VeryVickyrandilynisFINDILYN
  3/23/16 7:40pm
  OMG!
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horsenponyKara Brown
3/23/16 8:28pm
Is Ellie “Still Doing That Hand Thing”?

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  PresidentFoxyJhorsenpony
  3/24/16 6:32am
  OH MY GOD every now and then i revisit that nightmare, I thought I was the only one
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  horsenponyPresidentFoxyJ
  3/24/16 7:49pm
  I love it. Terrifying but memorizing
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rusholmeruffianKara Brown
3/23/16 7:42pm
Tony Bennett’s puppy is SQUEEEEEEEEE.
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