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    ElephantShoe2Bobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:41am

    question: is it worth it to sleep with mel gibson if nine months down the road you get 100k in child support?

    take a deep breath and answer honestly.

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      GoGoGadgetBurnerElephantShoe2
      3/21/16 9:45am

      Mel sex and a baby to deal with? Hard pass.

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      ElephantShoe2GoGoGadgetBurner
      3/21/16 9:48am

      i hear you, i do, but after childcare you still have like, 90k per month

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    LaMorenaBobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:48am

    Sorry, I can’t get past the fact that Rachel Ray has a (pet food?) product called goddamned NUTRISH.

    I get that this assault on the English language is part of her brand or whatever, but UGH.

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      artless.dodgerLaMorena
      3/21/16 9:50am

      My cats said “yummo” when I fed them Nutrish.

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      randilynisFINDILYNLaMorena
      3/21/16 9:52am

      OVOO Nooooooo.

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    JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereBobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:54am

    my wife and I would mourn the death of my chubs too.

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      Cylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby MamaJujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes here
      3/21/16 9:56am
      GIF
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      JujyMonkey: Clever tagline goes hereCylontater: Luke Skywalker's Baby Mama
      3/21/16 9:59am

      everyone’s a critic.

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    GELLA - LLAPBobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:46am

    Khloe Kardashian is going to start cleaning her dishwasher, which I don’t understand.

    does she mean by using it?? taking shower in it?

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      WallflowerGELLA - LLAP
      3/21/16 9:50am

      I don't know but I'd seriously like to know how you clean a dishwasher. I've tried but it doesn't seem to make a difference.

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      MisfitToyWallflower
      3/21/16 9:52am

      Did you remove the filter to clean it?

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    randilynisFINDILYNBobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:51am
    Gigi Hadid’s cat died, and Rachael Ray sponsored the story about it.
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      PolicyChickrandilynisFINDILYN
      3/21/16 10:15am

      Well this made my morning.

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      randilynisFINDILYNPolicyChick
      3/21/16 10:17am

      “chick” :)

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    weebleswobbleBobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:44am

    As I head to work, Dirtbag has inspired me to pursue the new profession of getting knocked up by a famous person. Preferably not an anti semitic, racist asshole, but definitely one who can afford 100K in child support.

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      mjoneslostherburnerkeyweebleswobble
      3/21/16 9:48am

      Not that you need my approval, but I think this is a solid life choice.

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      randilynisFINDILYNweebleswobble
      3/21/16 9:53am

      I don’t think she’s going to get it.

      But go for it. :)

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    Snacky_OnassisBobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:44am

    Ben has to be telling the truth now though, because otherwise what are his options...to wear a shirt to the beach for the rest of his life?

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      KayCatSnacky_Onassis
      3/21/16 9:55am

      Right?

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      WingardiumFuriosaSnacky_Onassis
      3/21/16 10:06am

      It does seem like a lie, but it would be *such* a dumb lie to tell.

      Unless maybe he’s already started the removal process??

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    Missypoo50Bobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:50am

    Guys, why is Ben Affleck so hot right now? Like, it's really bothering me.

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      MisfitToyMissypoo50
      3/21/16 9:54am

      Remember when he was just Matt Damon’s less talented friend?

      I miss those days.

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      GELLA - LLAPMissypoo50
      3/21/16 10:00am

      because he is ButtFleck now, i mean Buttman

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    PhyllisNeflerBobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:52am

    After the piece about Khloe/Kendall/Kylie putting on prosthetics to look “normal” as a hilarious prank, I am filled with a rage that I’ve never had towards them.

    Fuck Khloe and her fucking dishwasher.

    /monday.

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      SuperbowlFeverPhyllisNefler
      3/21/16 9:59am

      What about Kylie’s new little video with his fingers up her booty.

      🍑👈🏽

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      PhyllisNeflerSuperbowlFever
      3/21/16 10:14am

      i did not know about this :/

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    Mike Pipper Super GIF EnthusiastBobby Finger
    3/21/16 9:44am
    GIF
    GIF
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      ozzMike Pipper Super GIF Enthusiast
      3/21/16 10:10am

      Now I want to see the movie just for that.

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      Cat Tarsus Sinusozz
      3/21/16 10:18am

      It’s not actually part of the movie, sadly. Just promo stuff. The film is pretty enjoyable, though, and this comes from someone is not a fan of Deadpool comics.

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