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    jroberts548Rhett Jones
    3/25/16 1:27pm

    Trump will build a space wall, and the Martians will pay for it.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesjroberts548
      3/25/16 1:31pm

      When they send over their people, they don’t send their best people. They send their probers and their abductors. Not all of them are like that, but most of them are. We must stop these illegal aliens.

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      HuffalumpGeorgeGeoffersonLives
      3/25/16 1:34pm

      And they mutilate our cows! This must end!

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    Fred Garvin Male ProstituteRhett Jones
    3/25/16 1:24pm

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      toothpetardFred Garvin Male Prostitute
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      Tyrant BigglesFred Garvin Male Prostitute
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    TheScrobocopRhett Jones
    3/25/16 2:00pm

    *sigh*

    Yet another hit-job on Bernie Sanders by the relentlessly pro-Clinton Gawker media. Bernie has been for transparency in government in general, and as it pertains to aliens specifically since 1959 when he first heard transmissions from Alpha Centauri coming through his fillings. Hillary not only refused to publicly acknowledge aliens until Bernie brought the issue to the forefront, she was regularly paid to give speeches at Area 51. Of course she refuses to release the transcripts of those speeches to this day.

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      AntiLagTheScrobocop
      3/25/16 7:15pm

      Seriously. That woman will say anything to get elected. Here’s a crazy concept: the president is under no circumstances allowed to disclose information regarding the details of Area 51 as they wish.

      I saw her make that stupid, desperate headline grabbing statement. Then I saw Gawker pouncing on the opportunity to glorify her for it.

      The funny part is, the liberal media actually sides with Hilary because they don’t want to pay the corporate taxes that Bernie wants to issue them... The very taxes that would pay for the things that liberal party wants to accomplish.

      The Washington Post runs non-stop Bernie attacks. Guess who recently purchased them? Jeff Fucking Bezos. AKA, the billionaire who owns Amazon.

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      GeorgeGeoffersonLivesTheScrobocop
      3/26/16 1:33am

      lol

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    toothpetardRhett Jones
    3/25/16 1:25pm

    The candidate I am most interested in hearing about RE UFOs is not present on this list.

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      Robb Nunyatoothpetard
      3/25/16 2:31pm

      I wonder if I can get an alien pony from him?

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      toothpetardRobb Nunya
      3/25/16 2:33pm

      They’re not from him, they’re already FREE PONIES.

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    GeorgeGeoffersonLivesRhett Jones
    3/25/16 1:23pm

    Oh, no doubt. Ted Cruz. He can barely conceal his identity as it is. When he is elected he will reveal his true form. He is truly the Alpha Centurian Candidate.

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      PredatrixRhett Jones
      3/25/16 1:48pm

      Coincidence?

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        Fact: Betty White Is A SquirterPredatrix
        3/25/16 2:37pm

        Been going on for a while I believe. After Ted Cruz’s trysts die down, here’s the next newscycle

        And then of course the hidden love child

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      AdjraRhett Jones
      3/25/16 1:32pm

      protection of the Sasquatch as an endangered species

      I’m sorry, but I absolutely love this little tidbit. That this guy’s reaction is to protect the Sasquatch and not just to prove that it exists makes me think that he’s an alright kind of guy. Crazy, but good intentioned.

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        America's WangRhett Jones
        3/25/16 1:26pm

        Herein is a fascinating (though occasionally flawed) deconstruction of Bill Clinton’s reaction to Jimmy Kimmel’s serious/not serious grilling him regarding what was disclosed to him as President regarding extraterrestrial activity on Earth.

        http://www.wnd.com/2014/05/what-h…

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          DontBeSuchaBoobPunchTinaRhett Jones
          3/25/16 3:12pm

          I enjoyed this enormously, but the pedant in me (okay, that may be most of me) is compelled to note that “UFO” does not mean “aliens.” It merely stands for “unidentified flying object.”

          To the best of my knowledge and belief, most UFOs do get identified sooner or later. They generally turn out to be test aircraft, small meteors, birds, light reflections - ordinary things like that.

          However, if we are talking about attitudes toward extraterrestrial life, I fully agree with the assessments here! And they were funny as all hell.

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            alexcaracas85Rhett Jones
            3/25/16 2:16pm

            This is the single bestest, most ridiculous thing I’ve read on Gawker and I love it! After you pay damages to Hogan and this whole operation crumbles down, this type of content should be your new focus!

            P.S. I’ll take 10% of profits since I totally gave you a free awesome idea, THXS.

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