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    BrocephalusAndy Cush
    3/18/16 12:30pm

    While I absolutely, unequivocally, 100% detest and hate everything the KKK does, stands for, believes in etc., I can’t knock the job titles. How fucking sweet would it be to throw “Grand Dragon” on the top of your resume?

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      benjaminalloverBrocephalus
      3/18/16 12:33pm

      It’s all so desperately macho, like what a 13 year old boy would name things. It seems appropriately pathetic to me.

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      PoodogBrocephalus
      3/18/16 12:34pm

      Imperial Wizard, yo.

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    OMG!PONIES!Andy Cush
    3/18/16 12:50pm

    What really got me about Trump’s non-response to human-goatee hybrid, Chuck Todd, was how that man with a predilection for profanity and shouting didn’t respond.

    If Trump had said something along the lines of, “Fuck the Klan! My daughter is Jewish. My grandkids are Jewish. Those antisemitic pieces of shit can go to hell!” then Trump would stand a chance in New York (presently down by 17%) and Florida (down by 12%).

    Instead, he mealy-mouthed on the fucking Klan. And as a result, rabbis are threatening to boycott him at AIPAC on Monday.

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      NoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan TheoriesOMG!PONIES!
      3/18/16 12:54pm

      He’s all in on securing the racist vote. He’s banking on there being enough white supremacists out there to ride to victory. We’ll see if he’s right in November.

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      OMG!PONIES!NoButWait Hates Your GoT Fan Theories
      3/18/16 1:01pm

      This was Romney’s electoral map.

      Trump has pissed off Latino and Jewish voters, so there goes Florida. And he’s infuriated enough African American voters that North Carolina could go to Hillary (she’s presently polling above Trump by 6%).

      And that’s just with a two party race.

      Nixon’s Southern Strategy is half a century old. Trump and the GOP need to understand that.

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    festivusaziliAndy Cush
    3/18/16 12:31pm

    Isn’t it nice when someone looks exactly the way you pictured them?

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      Kerberos824festivusazili
      3/18/16 12:35pm

      If this was a movie I’d be like, come on guys, that’s a little on the nose. But, here we are. Alas, truth is stranger than fiction.

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      Emerald D.V.festivusazili
      3/18/16 12:37pm

      With a face like that, no wonder they prefer to wear hoods.

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    Johnny ChundersAndy Cush
    3/18/16 12:30pm

    Is that the uniform of his bowling team that he is wearing?

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      Crispin WaughJohnny Chunders
      3/18/16 12:32pm

      I bet their team slogan is All Strikes, No K***s

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      RickeyHendersonForeverJohnny Chunders
      3/18/16 12:33pm

      GREAT! Now everyone is going to know about Anaheim’s best white power bowling team, StriKKers

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    Sean BrodyAndy Cush
    3/18/16 12:34pm

    It’s a pity it’s not true. Hillary - Mother Of Dragons would be a cool sticker.

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      benjaminalloverSean Brody
      3/18/16 12:35pm

      SORCORESS OF THE INVISIBLE EMPIRE

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      Sean Brodybenjaminallover
      3/18/16 12:37pm

      BREAKER OF CHAINS

      CLOSE TO THE BUSHES

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    Myrna Loy's Side-EyeAndy Cush
    3/18/16 12:42pm

    CHURCH OF INVISABLE EMPIRE

    The bulk of the comments i’m sure are going to be about how fucking awful these guys are. And those commenters are right. But I have to say- unless “Invisable” is a religious term used solely in a canonical way for their church- this spelling hurts me on my fucking soul.

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      nowayyeswayMyrna Loy's Side-Eye
      3/18/16 12:56pm

      I think he l misspelled “inadvisable.” Yes, Church of Inadvisable Empire it must be.

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      jokepitchMyrna Loy's Side-Eye
      3/18/16 1:05pm

      Posted the same before seeing this. You’re right. The sad thing is that it is canonical, but it’s still supposed to be spelled “invisible.”

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    BaggyTrousers3Andy Cush
    3/18/16 12:35pm

    He says he’s going to build a 20-foot high fence along with border with Mexico and make them pay. How’s he going to do that?”

    So in trying to list a fake reason not to vote for Trump he actually lists a reason not to vote for Trump.

    We live in wondrous times.

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      flamingolingoBaggyTrousers3
      3/18/16 12:40pm

      The cool thing is that Mike Judge’s alarm clock will go off soon and this will all be over.

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      BaggyTrousers3flamingolingo
      3/18/16 12:41pm

      I guess we’ll all cease to exist too. I feel like I’m in the conclusion of “St. Elsewhere.”

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    Sonic Reducer 151Andy Cush
    3/18/16 1:04pm

    Haha, you’re not fooling me Dave Foley. I remember your classic Grand Wizard character from Kids In The Hall.

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      Erik LonnrotSonic Reducer 151
      3/18/16 2:03pm

      Perfect, now I’m imagining this Klan fuckweasel in drag propositioning motorists.

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    CleverUsernameAndy Cush
    3/18/16 1:16pm

    “BUT WHY HASN’T CLINTON DENOUNCED THE KKK YET?! SEE?!”

    -The worst of your Facebook Friends

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      sui_generisCleverUsername
      3/18/16 1:28pm

      “This is Bernie’s big chance!”

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    Murry ChangAndy Cush
    3/18/16 3:50pm

    “she’s going to come out and her true colours are going to show.”

    WTF, she’s not even ‘Murrican?!

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