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    Negasonic Oldage WarheadMelissa Cronin
    3/17/16 6:15pm
    America's Greatest Mayor. I hope he thrives, and that Trump names him his running mate. Trump/Ford: Making America (and Canuckland) Great Again!
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      TantalusBanditNegasonic Oldage Warhead
      3/17/16 6:17pm

      Um... Toronto is in Canada and we want nothing to do with your screwy country.

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      CanuckistanislausTantalusBandit
      3/17/16 6:25pm

      Still, offhand, I’d find it hard to think of a better — a more appropriate — running mate for Drumpf.

      I know the US Constitution says only “natural born citizens” can run for President. But what about Vice-President?

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    Negasonic Oldage WarheadMelissa Cronin
    3/17/16 6:17pm

    maybe Gawker should hire him.

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      Sean BrodyNegasonic Oldage Warhead
      3/17/16 6:22pm

      maybe Gawker should hire him.

      Or crowdfund buying his medical records and putting them online to laugh at.

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      frieda406Sean Brody
      3/17/16 6:24pm

      Mean.

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    You might be wrong.Melissa Cronin
    3/17/16 6:45pm

    The people I feel bad for in this are the people of Ward 2 that he was elected to represent on city council who have had someone representing them in local government for about two and a half hours total (for reference, oftentimes individual council meetings go twelve hours or more) since October. Knowing his condition, he should not have run.

    (Knowing his condition, they should not have voted for them, but you can’t really expect much of people who live in the furthest reaches of Etobicoke.)

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      MuzhikYou might be wrong.
      3/17/16 6:48pm

      Its Etobicoke, they shouldn’t be represented in city council anyways

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      You might be wrong.Muzhik
      3/17/16 6:58pm

      They should, just preferably by someone better than the rest of them.

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    Endless Supply of CynicismMelissa Cronin
    3/17/16 6:11pm

    This would never have happened if people hadn’t shamed him into stopping the crack. You never hear about crackheads getting cancer.

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      BCDFGEndless Supply of Cynicism
      3/17/16 6:48pm

      If Rob Ford survives after that much alcohol, crack, and chemo/radiation, then we ought to just forgive the guy… and make him the guy we send on the first manned mission to Mars.

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      secretagentmanBCDFG
      3/17/16 6:57pm

      No shit. He’s like Wolverine.

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    Crown_JewMelissa Cronin
    3/17/16 8:28pm

    He's been battling cancer since you forgot about him. What's a guy gotta do to get some attention here? As a Torontonian, the sad thing about Ford in retrospect is that I feel like he's probably a good guy at heart. Just keep him the eff out of public office.

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      MaezeppaCrown_Jew
      3/17/16 9:01pm

      He is a pig. I take no pleasure out of his being ill.

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      Crown_JewMaezeppa
      3/17/16 9:03pm

      This is the stance I wish I had adopted off the bat.

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    Johnny ChundersMelissa Cronin
    3/17/16 6:21pm
    GIF
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      Cam/ronJohnny Chunders
      3/17/16 6:55pm

      So much brilliance from the Blingee community:

      GIF
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      Johnny ChundersCam/ron
      3/17/16 8:52pm

      You also practice the ars magna.

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    HeikoHagdornMelissa Cronin
    3/17/16 6:12pm

    We all have our faults. I’ve always lived by the motto “Judge not lest ye be judged” from the bible. By all accounts he was a pretty good mayor. Heres hoping he recovers soon.

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      Venus_in_fursHeikoHagdorn
      3/17/16 6:14pm
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      ummagummibearHeikoHagdorn
      3/17/16 6:17pm

      Maybe he was a good mayor of Tomato. Different story in Toronto.

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    2DollarzMelissa Cronin
    3/17/16 6:17pm

    It’s a shame his doctors can’t crack his cancer. You’d think they could smoke it with chemo, but it turns out they’re just left holding the bowl. Bummer.

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      dengeatseggdrop2Dollarz
      3/17/16 6:58pm

      I heard that the CIA created his cancer and are looking for a way to spread it further into the inner cities.

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      Deadly the Eternal2Dollarz
      3/17/16 8:03pm

      Pipe down already.

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    KillBristolMelissa Cronin
    3/17/16 6:12pm

    Cancer sucks. 46 is too young.

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      bdrubeKillBristol
      3/17/16 6:18pm

      I was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer four years ago at the age of 47. Of course, I was in good shape and exercised regularly, which is a big reason why I’m still alive.

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      KillBristolbdrube
      3/17/16 6:26pm

      Wow - good for you! My grandmother died of Pancreatic cancer at 89 and I know it has a remarkably low survival rate so I’m really happy to hear this.

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    Brock SamsaMelissa Cronin
    3/17/16 6:15pm

    I imagine Ford in the waiting room of a Canadian hospital in a boozy fistfight with a crack dealer, street name Cancer.

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