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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    3/15/16 1:03pm

    Not all of us are as lucky as you are, Allie, with our own free copy that includes a personalized message.

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      ShyWicklowJamie Lynn's Peers
      3/15/16 1:04pm

      Pics or it didn’t happen.

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      LetsgobowlingJamie Lynn's Peers
      3/15/16 1:04pm

      I know, right?! We all know she will not do those.

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    A_Copy_EditorAllie Jones
    3/15/16 1:16pm

    I haven’t actually read any of these, so I assume I’m missing a (*the*?) joke, but wasn’t yesterday’s 415? Why skip to the end? Did they push the publication date of her book earlier?

    Yes, I know, I’m totally overthinking this, but I’m curious.

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      caekislove-caekingitupA_Copy_Editor
      3/15/16 1:18pm
      GIF
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      Memorykid-9A_Copy_Editor
      3/15/16 1:21pm

      Far be it from me to take a jackhammer to the awesome statuary that is your self-esteem, Copy_Editor, but you are too worthless and unimportant for Allie to grant an answer to. Rumor has it Allie doesn’t even read far enough into this deep Sargasso of mixed remarks to see it; but if she did, it truly won’t even give her pause. So worthless and insignificant are you and your question, that they in NO MEASURE even give rise to the vaguest shimmer of a cause-and-effect. She won’t notice, son.

      Perhaps you are a decent chap — though it’s hard to see that lambent quality through the murk of idiocy you’ve exhibited by the timing of your question. You should have come when you had the chance, and discovered the manifest pleasures of congress with these folks. This contumely serves no good end; you are uncivilized. We cook our meat, not eat it raw. We don’t crap where we eat. We walk like men, not edge sidewise like hyenas.

      Allie is an honorable woman, as well as a fulltime champion of the needy, the noble, and the infirm. The roaches who insulted her were always beneath contempt; and the odious, the mendacious word-games they play to attack her journalism are merely the sophomoric trickeries of those who envy someone who really and truly walks the walk — as opposed to themselves and their swine ilk — who waste everyone’s time and energy like rabid, yapping hyenas, just to get thrown gobbets of deadmeat attention instead of simply using Google.

      Now, you loathesome, oat-cup-licking scat-for-brains, would you like to get on my otherwise jammed dance card for yet another gavotte? Or, in the alternate, a simple, shamefaced, “I should’ve known better and not tried to stand against Kristin, Allie, and Kirstie Alley on the last day of this awesome series, sir! I regret my words, and I deeply apologize,” will suffice.

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    LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
    3/15/16 1:05pm

    I will miss this photo terribly. And you! Best of luck!

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      Emerald D.V.Letsgobowling
      3/15/16 1:06pm

      One last time, for all of us.

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      LetsgobowlingEmerald D.V.
      3/15/16 1:10pm
      GIF
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    Icecold DavisAllie Jones
    3/15/16 1:06pm

    I feel like we should have gotten a Carvel cake or something.

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      LetsgobowlingIcecold Davis
      3/15/16 1:07pm

      Maybe a kefir cake? Is that a thing?

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      ChozoRuinsIcecold Davis
      3/15/16 1:07pm

      I could go for a slice of Fudgy the Whale.

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    crouching tigerAllie Jones
    3/15/16 1:37pm

    Time for a game of hater-based Fuck, Marry, Kill. Your choices are:

    GregM, Archer<Picard, and SirEdmund’s Codpiece

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      MikeAdamsoncrouching tiger
      3/15/16 1:48pm

      Fuck GregM

      Marry Sir E

      Kill A<P

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      eXtoferMikeAdamson
      3/15/16 1:52pm

      Go on a date with OpenIntro then pitty fuck him

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    Emerald D.V.Allie Jones
    3/15/16 1:05pm

    Drake knows the truth about the end of 500 Days of Kristin.

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      Jamie Lynn's PeersEmerald D.V.
      3/15/16 1:10pm
      GIF
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      LargeNZ1Emerald D.V.
      3/15/16 1:30pm

      I don’t get it (admittedly I never got this 500 Days of Kristin thing), why was yesterday day 415 and today is 500? Were the 500 days supposed to end when the book came out?

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    Jamie Lynn's PeersAllie Jones
    3/15/16 1:09pm

    It feels like just yesterday was Day 415... 😢

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      bonnismournedinterruptedorgasmJamie Lynn's Peers
      3/15/16 1:25pm

      i don’t know what to say to the gloating haters

      no joy in jokes

      this is

      the end

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      logophobe's pointless patrolbonnismournedinterruptedorgasm
      3/15/16 1:37pm

      The haters have no victory here.

      We shall soldier on.

      http://logophobe.kinja.com/infinite-days-…

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    KaidogAllie Jones
    3/15/16 2:11pm

    The journey wasn’t as long as we’d have liked, but all journeys must come to an end.

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      Memorykid-9Kaidog
      3/15/16 2:17pm

      Kaidog! Do me a solid and visit my discussion page. Ungrey everything!

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      bonnismournedinterruptedorgasmKaidog
      3/15/16 2:18pm

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    PeppermintAllie Jones
    3/15/16 1:03pm

    It went by so fast.

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      NorbsPeppermint
      3/15/16 1:09pm

      Not fast enough.

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      Memorykid-9Norbs
      3/15/16 2:58pm

      Yes it did. Are you stupid?

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    SpillsAllie Jones
    3/15/16 1:11pm

    Thanks Again Allie!

    I’m Dunzo :(

    GIF
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      eXtoferSpills
      3/15/16 1:48pm

      aww, it’s only just begunzo

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      KaidogeXtofer
      3/15/16 2:18pm

      And Spilly is way too coolzo to be crying so.

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