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    Sean BrodyGabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:11pm

    EDIT

    I had a whole thing here about her exaggerating the shit out of his injury.
    But Fox says NBC says he’s in intensive care. So I guess he is in bad shape.

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      duckinthefaceat250knotsSean Brody
      3/14/16 3:15pm

      I am super curious as to what would show up if she was given a toxicology screening. I’m betting definitely alcohol, but gotta be something else in the mix too.

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      okiedokieokieSean Brody
      3/14/16 3:15pm

      Ding, ding, ding! You betcha!

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    Masshole JamesGabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:10pm

    Has she blamed Obama for her hillbilly husband’s snowmobile accident yet?

    GIF
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      KillBristolMasshole James
      3/14/16 3:13pm

      I read this as “hillbilly cousin” and the realized how plausible that could be.

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      SqarrMasshole James
      3/14/16 3:13pm

      By saying Trump is “necessary” because of that accident, yes, she blamed Obama for it.

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    Climate RageGabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:12pm

    I’m thinking Trump promised her Secretary of Interior.

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      yvanehtniojClimate Rage
      3/14/16 3:14pm

      I think he promised her that she and/or Bristol could be on the next Celebrity Apprentice.

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      Azure LoreClimate Rage
      3/14/16 3:15pm

      More like Secretary of Inferior, am I right?

      I don’t know where I was going with this, to be honest...

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    secretagentmanGabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:14pm

    Hahaha, she is so thirsty for attention she will leave her seriously injured husband for a chance to grab a mic. She continues to be the worst.

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      dothedewsecretagentman
      3/14/16 3:29pm

      I agree. Although part of my cynical brain won’t stop thinking that Trump told her the jet wasn’t cleared to fly yet, or needed to gas up, and that it couldn’t take her back to Alaska until after she introduced Chris to introduce Donald.

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      Dentontheinsidesecretagentman
      3/14/16 3:45pm

      “now, some might say it’s not “grizzly momma” protocol or whatever big buzz words the libtard media is using now a days, to leave your Husband in ICU dontchaknow, but those so called grizzly momma’s didn’t just fail to provide there own hick state to the Donald in the primaries, thus pushing my hope of a return to any sort of office beyond “joke of a governor” really down the list, youbetcha. I’ve got people to introduce and flaccid orange cocks to attempt to inflate backstage!

      I’m sure he understands how introducing the fat lump Chris Christe is more important than his physical well being, you betcha!”

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    Jujymonkey3Gabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:15pm

    Palin, who was breathless and tripped over her words

    How can anybody tell? She speaks in word salad.

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      TheRainInSpain'sTherapistJujymonkey3
      3/14/16 3:21pm

      The correct sentence would be, “Palin acted as she usually does.”

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      nice_marmotJujymonkey3
      3/14/16 4:07pm

      I’ve heard that Wasilla is world-renowned for its high-quality, hand-crafted artisinal meth. I’ve never been around any tweakers (that I know of, anyway), but just from the minute or so that I watched, it seems like she’s on day twelve of a two-week coke bender.

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    ManchuCandidateGabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:16pm

    SP: “Sorry baby. I know you have some serious injuries, but my people need me.”

    TP: “But the doc says I have broken ribs and a skull fracture.”

    SP: “You know I love you, but US Amercia needs ME!”

    TP: “When are you coming back?”

    SP: “I don’t know.”

    TP: “I love yo /click/”

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      EvenBaggierTrousers4ManchuCandidate
      3/14/16 3:18pm

      That is so perfect in its simplicity.

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      benjaminalloverManchuCandidate
      3/14/16 3:21pm

      Needs more invented words and sentence fragments.

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    okiedokieokieGabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:15pm

    I’m guessing she stayed with Todd until he was about halfway better.

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      Maj. Malfunctionokiedokieokie
      3/14/16 3:42pm

      You can count on Sarah to stick by you through thick and — hey, is that something shiny over there?

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      SktroopMaj. Malfunction
      3/14/16 4:55pm

      Brilliant! Many stars.

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    norbiznessGabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:14pm

    In an alternate universe she’d be a hoarder whose daily routine is a tenacious struggle of life and death with a huge pile of newspapers landing on her.

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      Molierthanthounorbizness
      3/14/16 3:17pm

      She’d have beanie babies. In those plastic boxes. With tag protectors.

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      The ArmdancerMolierthanthou
      3/14/16 3:20pm

      You say that as if it’s a bad thing? Why?
      /runs back to my climate controlled Beanie Baby room and takes in the wonderfulness that is of 1219 mint conditiion Beanie Babies, each in an air tight container.

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    ninjaginGabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:52pm

    Whatever my thoughts about her as a political figure, she probably had a hard time getting the flight logistics figured out (maybe she’s flying private?) and it worked out that she didn’t have to leave as soon as she might have thought. So she does this little intro. No big deal, in my book. I’m sure she’ll be on the way back to Wasilla very soon.

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      20 Shades of Grey including Porpoiseninjagin
      3/14/16 4:09pm

      Im assuming her husband is NOT in critical condition. Because what spouse would leave their partner a few hours after a life threatening accident to attend a meaningless rally?

      Somethin’ stinks, one way or another.

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      ninjagin20 Shades of Grey including Porpoise
      3/14/16 4:16pm

      Okay, yes, I’ll agree, but as someone of limited means who has had to travel for a couple family emergencies on very short notice, I also know that there are loads of gaps in even the best-functioning travel logistics. I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt on this one, and I’m pretty sure her mind is more on Todd than anything else. Maybe she did the intro just because it was a way of keeping her mind busy while she was waiting for her plane? I’ll refrain from sniffing the air on this one.

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    Cam/ronGabrielle Bluestone
    3/14/16 3:10pm

    Sorry, I had to stop watching after hearing her say, “This is a strAAAAtegy.”

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      tsrhodesCam/ron
      3/14/16 3:17pm

      My surround sound reads Palin’s stretched vowels the same as the mantis creature from the end of Attack of the Clones.

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      Manolo CatastropheCam/ron
      3/14/16 3:17pm

      And they call Hillary shrill.

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