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    Denver is too damn highHamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:30pm

    Lets build a wall to Floridians out.

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      Negasonic Oldage WarheadDenver is too damn high
      3/14/16 1:32pm

      I support building a wall along the Mason Dixon line, going west along the north border of Oklahoma and western Texas, finally petering out along the eastern Border of New Mexico. Then, cut off their water.

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      Max CherryNegasonic Oldage Warhead
      3/14/16 1:34pm

      Come to think of it, that probably wouldn’t have been a bad idea - Abe Lincoln, looking down at 2016 America.

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    Dave Hamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:28pm

    Maybe they could build some sort of wall to stop the ocean. Hey! They could get the ocean to pay for it!

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      iHateHumanity...and lost burner passwordsDave
      3/14/16 1:58pm

      That idea isnt crazy. Signed, the Neatherlands.

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      steinoDave
      3/14/16 1:59pm

      The Ocean is rich! All those pearls and sunken treasure chests. And have you seen the price of tuna lately?

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    Masshole JamesHamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:28pm

    You think any of us are going to mourn Florida? As soon as they sink, our national I.Q. will double.

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      TheBurnersMyDestinationMasshole James
      3/14/16 1:32pm

      Nah, I am sure Arizona will just step up its game. Arizona: The Florida of the West

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      albatross_Y thinks Craft Berserker would be a good usernameMasshole James
      3/14/16 1:34pm

      What, you think all the idiots in Florida will just drown? They’ll just pack up and move to where you live, and bring the crazy and the stupid with them.

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    toothpetardHamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:28pm

    The ‘water’ is a lie.

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      MBCocktoothpetard
      3/14/16 1:32pm
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      opiumsmabytchtoothpetard
      3/14/16 1:34pm

      “please swim”

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    Misteaks were madeHamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:26pm

    Shit like this minus the carbon tax dead horse makes me miss The Vane.

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      VanNostrandMisteaks were made
      3/14/16 1:32pm

      MMM YOUR SWEET FEAR PAYS THE RENT

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    TopherHamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:43pm

    What did Florida do to Amy Poehler?

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      jbudTopher
      3/14/16 1:52pm

      The Poehler ice caps.

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      pedal-forcejbud
      3/14/16 3:03pm

      This is a pun of the highest caliber.

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    Ed SpockHamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:31pm

    Even if Florida does end up underwater they’ll still raise ticket prices to Disney World by 200%.

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      JuneMonsoonEd Spock
      3/14/16 1:44pm

      So the whole thing will be re-branded as a Little Mermaid/Finding Nemo-land?

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      Ed SpockJuneMonsoon
      3/14/16 1:49pm

      Looks like Disney really fucked up closing 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea back in the 90's.

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    Pink SkullHamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:56pm

    Most Florida homeowners have been underwater for the last 7 years.

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      PoodletimePink Skull
      3/14/16 2:02pm

      Sweet burn, dude!

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      32_FootstepsPink Skull
      3/14/16 7:57pm

      That star includes the fear that my mom will return from Florida and bring the crazy with her.

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    EatTheCheeseNicholsonHamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:43pm

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesEatTheCheeseNicholson
      3/14/16 2:06pm

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    Emerald D.V.Hamilton Nolan
    3/14/16 1:33pm

    Disney World and The Villages will still be standing tall, mostly dry, if a bit mildewy in the end.

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      Thunder-LipsEmerald D.V.
      3/14/16 1:43pm

      I bet complaints about the ride lines goes way down.

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