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    SirEdmund'sCodpieceAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:19pm

    Can’t wait for Day 415: Kritnis Responds!


    Kinrits Caballeros: “Nope - nothing catty about this blog post!!! Maybe one day Allie Somesuch will be invited to do a book signing of her own - until then, Allie’s jelly is showing!!!”

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      Emerald D.V.SirEdmund'sCodpiece
      3/13/16 6:51pm

      The only cattiness here is your grammatically-aware copycat elsewhere in the comments and your obsession with a series of fun articels.

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      SirEdmund'sCodpieceEmerald D.V.
      3/13/16 6:54pm

      *Kirstin

      I have no idea what your articel is trying to say ...

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    johnbeaverAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:21pm

    This bitch.

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      farscythejohnbeaver
      3/13/16 6:28pm

      just 86 more days....

      then they’ll anounce season 2.......

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      Pfffffbbbbytttttdjshdgfarscythe
      3/13/16 6:38pm

      We should only be so lucky! I hope it’s cross-posted to every single GM blog. Deadspin, Gizmodo, everyone will be bathing in Kristin.

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    SqarrAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:07pm

    Think Kristin’s any relation to “prominent feminist” Linda Thump?

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteSqarr
      3/13/16 6:18pm

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      SqarrFred Garvin Male Prostitute
      3/13/16 6:19pm

      I don’t understand you.

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    bloodlesscoupAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:31pm

    Day 414:

    I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THIS TIME CHANGE IS REALLY FUCKING WITH ME. I thought someone came into my house and changed the time on my stove’s clock.

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      Emerald D.V.bloodlesscoup
      3/13/16 6:47pm

      I’m sure it doesn’t help that young children don’t have a concept of the time changing. I hope Saylor isn’t giving you too much grief.

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      ThatFatScatCat fucking loves muddy puddlesbloodlesscoup
      3/13/16 8:34pm

      I was uu making some pancakes this morning when I looked over at the stove clock, which was showing 8:15. I thought to myself, “strange. I thought I woke up at about 8:15. OH WELL.”

      It didn’t click until about ten minutes later that yes, I had woken up at 8:15 and I had been up for an hour. Time change.

      Damn you, Woodrow Wilson! Couldn’t leave well enough alone!

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    jasoneliasAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:17pm

    I don’t know what’s shocks me more, Kristin Cavallari having a book signing or finding out Buzz Aldin is still alive?

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      Letsgobowlingjasonelias
      3/13/16 6:23pm

      Buzz Aldrin is a badass. I'm confident we will all die before he does.

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      PfffffbbbbytttttdjshdgLetsgobowling
      3/13/16 6:30pm

      John Glenn, too. I saw him in 2012 at a Barack Obama rally. He was still kick ass. I’ve met him.

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    Boston is the superior cityAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:30pm

    I’ve never read any of these, but your obsession with her makes you look like a catty psychopath. *I’m only vaguely aware of who she is.

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      PfffffbbbbytttttdjshdgBoston is the superior city
      3/13/16 6:40pm
      GIF
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      Sloresaurus WrecksBoston is the superior city
      3/13/16 6:45pm

      Your Dad seemed only vaguely aware of the santorum sundae I gave him today. Is Sugar Snap, okay?

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    Krill Baby KrillAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:06pm

    Wasn’t he the guy in that Toy Story movie?

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      Fred Garvin Male ProstituteKrill Baby Krill
      3/13/16 6:12pm
      GIF
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      Din of InequityKrill Baby Krill
      3/13/16 7:11pm

      Yes.

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    LetsgobowlingAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:13pm

    This could get ugly. Buzz probably hates everything Kristin balances for.

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      Peen O'Grigio: Ejia-approved ???Letsgobowling
      3/13/16 7:43pm

      This is true. He went on the moon, and the moon is made of cheese, and we know how she feels about dairy. Or possibly she thinks the moon landings were as fake as the cheese in her cheeseless queso?

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    foogincAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:09pm

    Dammit Allie! User-submitted content on my 500 Days of Kristin? You can’t just phone it in, ya know. What do you think this is?

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      TireFirefooginc
      3/13/16 6:44pm

      Instead of the phoning-it-in metaphor, I imagine Allie stopping by once a day to sprinkle a few flakes into the tank, then hurrying off without even watching as we all flutter to the surface, mouths agape.

      (Yeah, I already posted this once. Sue me.)

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    Sid and FinancyAllie Jones
    3/13/16 6:27pm

    “I’m not really into that astronaut stuff, but for what it’s worth I’m a Capricorn.” — K. Cavallari

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      IAmNotADamnWriterSid and Financy
      3/13/16 6:34pm

      More like Capricorn One.

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